More Craigs List Crack Addicts

Started by DW, October 10, 2009, 04:53:55 AM

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NAKID

Quote from: duccarlos on April 25, 2017, 01:39:55 PM
Maybe Canadians want to buy a bike in the US

In Kentucky?
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

duccarlos

Quote from: NAKID on April 25, 2017, 02:14:55 PM
In Kentucky?

Damn Canadians trying to steal our bikes and our jobs!!
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Mhanis

That SS just made my heart flutter! I'd pay US cash for that if I didn't have one ready to start college.

Mark
I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat.

Pete Townshend

2009 M1100 72,000+ miles- and climbing
2015 Suzuki TU250X 13,000+ miles GONE!

hinesmatt

Here's a good one...

https://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/6104921457.html

Based on the general tone, utter lack of relevant detail and general sense of malaise I'm guessing that:

a. Doesn't really want to sell

b. Angry that can't figure out how to put back together

or... wait for it...

c. Likes to smoke crack [which could contribute to points a and b, as crack will make you an angry desperate MFer]

[coffee] Carry on!  [coffee]

Keep the dirty side down.

hinesmatt

Quote from: duccarlos on April 25, 2017, 01:39:55 PM
Maybe Canadians want to buy a bike in the US

The deal is this: seller doesn't want son of deposed Liberian dictator offering to transfer money to account for bike sale after seller sends 2x as much to Bitcoins.  ;D

This bike is an fn steal. These have to appreciate at some point. Some one buy this thing.

Keep the dirty side down.

silas

Ride fast, ride safe
'98 M900, '92 Yamaha TDM850

duccarlos

Quote from: hinesmatt on April 27, 2017, 07:36:24 AM
Here's a good one...

https://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/6104921457.html

Based on the general tone, utter lack of relevant detail and general sense of malaise I'm guessing that:

a. Doesn't really want to sell

b. Angry that can't figure out how to put back together

or... wait for it...

c. Likes to smoke crack [which could contribute to points a and b, as crack will make you an angry desperate MFer]

[coffee] Carry on!  [coffee]

Well, considering that that's a gen2 Monster, it's impossible that it's an '03 Monster.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

d3vi@nt

'13 MTS GT
'99 ST2
'07 M695 - Sold

Howie

Quote from: hinesmatt on April 27, 2017, 07:36:24 AM
Here's a good one...

https://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/6104921457.html

Based on the general tone, utter lack of relevant detail and general sense of malaise I'm guessing that:

a. Doesn't really want to sell

b. Angry that can't figure out how to put back together

or... wait for it...

c. Likes to smoke crack [which could contribute to points a and b, as crack will make you an angry desperate MFer]

[coffee] Carry on!  [coffee]



Automatic transmission???

DW

Good grief, the stuff that keeps popping up on my local Craigslist right now.  Never a fan of this bike, with it massive butthole exhaust, but what an oddball. Also two 916's and a higher mileage ST4.


https://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/6110240721.html

Mhanis

"Butthole exhaust" made me laugh, thank you!

Mark

I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat.

Pete Townshend

2009 M1100 72,000+ miles- and climbing
2015 Suzuki TU250X 13,000+ miles GONE!

greenmonster

Not CL but entertaining anyway:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2005-Ducati-Multistrada-/232315738004?hash=item361718d794:g:nPUAAOSwuspY-LrC&vxp=mtr

Hmm, didn`t work w 49k (seen this before) last time, lets try something else... [roll] ;D
M900 -97 
MTS 1100s  -07

lethe

Quote from: greenmonster on May 07, 2017, 01:02:32 PM
Not CL but entertaining anyway:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2005-Ducati-Multistrada-/232315738004?hash=item361718d794:g:nPUAAOSwuspY-LrC&vxp=mtr

Hmm, didn`t work w 49k (seen this before) last time, lets try something else... [roll] ;D
Quick, buy one of probably 50 bikes a famous guy bought and obviously just didn't have time to use!  [laugh]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Duck-Stew

Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

lethe

Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 13, 2017, 06:11:32 PM
https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/6130077324.html

Uh.....
The concept is sound, the execution is terrible. Here is the correct way to proceed with such a thing.

'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625