More Craigs List Crack Addicts

[muskrat]

looks like the bank made out on this one.

[Grampa]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38713628/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001


yay!

[Duck-Stew]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1901140520.html

Wow...  Best of luck w/the sale buddy!  (oh, and learn what function a "." performs, ok?) 

[77south]

i have a 70 gmc camprspeashell clean body all the croom is ther will make a good project truck has the 10foot bed stepside neads a moter and trany all the intiriar is ther and complet will trade for a runing vw moter and trany nead to be in good shap the body can be crashed are recked i nead the rear hafe you can get ahold of me a a5053075165 and leave me a message and i will call back will post pics later to day my name is frankie if inteerested in bying the truck you can for 1000 it is a clasic there isnt very many of thes left it is a 1 ton

Duck, I had to quote that ad so it can be saved on this thread for posterity.

[mstevens]

(oh, and learn what function a "." performs, ok?) 

I can't imagine anyone who "spells" like that would be interested in punctuation.

[Porsche Monkey]

Wow wonder if he spelled his phone number right.  

[The Bearded Duc]

At first I thought his "e" key might be missing but then I realized he just couldn't spell worth a damn. Somehow he figured out how to post an ad on craigslist though!?

[mojo]

Still can't figure out how to get pics over here from craigslist, but the pictures are of a 250r

http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1893816197.html

2009 ninja 500rr *limited edition* - $3000 (janesville)
Date: 2010-08-11, 7:34PM EDT
Reply to: sale-wa9pc-1893816197@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

hi, i am selling my 2009 ninja 500rr mint condition. im the only owner and ive had it since december! 1,300 miles not even broken in yet! its very fast and spotless amazing bike for the price. i bought it from the engelhardt center in madison with 100 miles on it for $6,000 so its a great deal.
-aftermarket performance slip on exaust
-new pro grip street tires
-aftermarket footpegs and hand grips
-zero gravity windscreen tinted 100%
-LED gauges
-RR racing team decals and special edition paint
-upgraded super stop brake pads and air cooled rotors
-frame sliders and engine guard bar kit was installed at dealer
i am selling it because i have to commute to madison for work now and cant use the bike. call or text me at 608-314-6883 but if you call please only after 5 because thats when i get off work and can answer you. thankyou for looking!

[Porsche Monkey]

Ha ha its a 250 

[mojo]

Ha ha its a 250

And, he paid $6000 for it

[Goat_Herder]

And, he paid $6000 for it

*facepalm

[brent9632]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-620-monster-2003-ducati-monster-620-/190432212791?pt=US_motorcycleshttp://

DUCATI MONSTER 620This 2003 Ducati Monster 620 is in excellent condition. This is one of the cheapest Ducatis you will find on the eBay right now!!

US $300,000.00     Crackhead

[Monstermash]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-620-monster-2003-ducati-monster-620-/190432212791?pt=US_motorcycleshttp://

US $300,000.00     Crackhead

 I offered him $3.14 for it. I immediately received this:

Error: Your best offer price is 100% less than the advertised price and is likely to be rejected. Please consider revising your offer.

 ROFL. Ok, so why doesn't ebay give him an error message when he listed it? Something like:

Error: You stupid make the beast with two backsing crackhead. Please consider revising your asking price because this is either a scam or you're the dumbest make the beast with two backs on the planet!
 

[ajw85]

http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=263681

win

[NorDog]

http://forums.13x.com/showthread.php?t=263681

win

I love this reply at the forum...

"Have you ever even been on this forum?  You'll never sell it on here."