More Craigs List Crack Addicts

[Drunken Monkey]

1975 Norton 850 Commando White w/red and blue stripes $3000.00 - $3000 (Darlington,WI 53530)

I think the crack addict in this case is the guy who doesn't buy this bike.

[Monstermash]

Speaking of crack addicts! 

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mcy/1915020900.html

Ducati Monster 900, model year 2001 - $9000 (Midtown East)

Mint condition, beautiful, almost new 2001 red M900 from first owner. Only 2300 miles, parked in garage ever since purchased, serviced yearly by Ducati dealer. Doesn't get cleaner and more beautiful than this.

Cut frame, low termignoni pipes, carbon clutch cover, carbon front mud guard, handle bar mirrors.

Serious inquiries only. I will demo the bike, no test rides.

[Porsche Monkey]

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/aos/1913936525.html

[Grampa]

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916012937.html

and five seconds later

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916002689.html

[ducpainter]

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916012937.html

and five seconds later

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1916002689.html

You want the more expensive one....

huh?

[mstevens]

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/aos/1913936525.html

Wow! I'm rich!

Here's the email I sent in reply:

"I saw this on the San Antonio Craigslist. Unfortunately, I'm not among the 1.14 million residents of San Antonio who apparently are beneficiaries of Mr. Brumley's estate. However, when I formerly lived in Texas I drove through San Antonio several times. I have also been to Atlanta several times, so I'm hoping that since Mr. Brumley was an Atlanta resident when he died that might give me some priority as an heir of his estate. What do I do next to secure my funds from the Brumley fortune?"

We'll see just how this all works out.

[DW]

If the fork is fine, why is the wheel sitting next to the right side of the bike?

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mcy/1905333030.html

Looks like it hit something pretty hard, but is actually a pretty cheap price.  Could probably make a decent profit parting it out...

[DW]

Perhaps my ultimate dream bike!  998R

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/mcy/1896277727.html

$22k though, I'll never get one. 

[77south]

73 norton for sale - $2000 (spring green wi(near madison))
Date: 2010-08-24, 3:10PM CDT
Reply to: sale-hsq6m-1917007357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This bike is in perfect running condition and ready for viewing! it's a 73' Norton so here are some of the stats
Mukine Carb
Excell Ignition
New tires
New chain
Low mileage
Clear title

Sounds too good to be true doesn't it?

it is

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1917007357.html

[Monstermash]

73 norton for sale - $2000 (spring green wi(near madison))
Date: 2010-08-24, 3:10PM CDT
Reply to: sale-hsq6m-1917007357@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This bike is in perfect running condition and ready for viewing! it's a 73' Norton so here are some of the stats
Mukine Carb
Excell Ignition
New tires
New chain
Low mileage
Clear title

Sounds too good to be true doesn't it?

it is

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/1917007357.html

[Monstermash]

The make the beast with two backsing moron wants over $1500 more than retail value for a bike with a salvage/reconstructed title. 

http://worcester.craigslist.org/mcy/1915641814.html


***05 GSXR 600 CUSTOM BIKE 1 OF A KIND - $6000 (WORC.)

Reconstructed title in hand due to prior cosmetic damage, therefore all new fairings on the bike. the bike is in outstanding shape runs and rides mint, milage 5k, sounds incredible, no problems. The bike looks brand new no scratches.
New custom fairings, K&N air filter, Two brothers carbon exhaust, new battary, grips,adjustable stunt levers, end links, vortex frame sliders, 8K slim ballast hid hi/lo, flush mount signals, under tail fender with blinkers not shown in pics, rear lowering links with stock, 2" and 4" inch drop holes curently the bike is on a 2" drop. also got a rear tire hugger to go along with bike not installed.i might be forgetting some stuff but mainly thats all. $6000 OBO reasonable trades welcome
PLEASE NO BULLSHIT OR DREAMERS im not in rush to sell. email only my emails go straight to my phone so i should be able to get back to you very quickly
THANKS...

[mojo]

2006 Yamaha R6 PRICE LOWERED - $6999 (Janesville, WI)
Date: 2010-08-25, 3:54PM EDT
http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1918885017.htmlReply to: sale-v6cnp-1918885017@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Up for grabs is a 2006 Yamaha R6. Less than 8K miles on her. I purchased it in Feb from a dealership and am looking to upgrade to a Harley.

The bike has never been crashed while driving but it has been pushed over in a parking stall by a vechicle and has scratching over the plastics. Its only cosmetic damage, and the picture displayed does not show it. The bike also comes with a Yosh pipe, power commander, Ohlins stablizer, and sliders. Brand new rear tire. Sweet bike! Asking $7999. E-mail or text at 608-436-3951, no phone calls please. Don't miss out on this sweet deal, I will consider all serious offers!

    * Location: Janesville, WI
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

image 1918885017-0

Retail for an undamaged bike is $5675...

[mojo]

[url]http://janesville.craigslist.org/mcy/1910047989.html[/u2008 Suzuki GSX-R600 (Only 4k Miles) - $6500 (Walworth)
Date: 2010-08-20, 5:31PM EDT
Reply to: sale-xqara-1910047989@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a 2008 Suzuki GSX-R600 in mint condition. I bought this bike brand new in 2009 and have been the only one to ever ride this machine. I purchased the bike from Ken’s Sports in Kaukauna, Wisconsin. It has ALWAYS been kept in a warm, dry, clean environment; even throughout the winter. I cleaned this bike before and after riding it; it is literally almost as clean as it would be brand new on the showroom floor.
There is barely 4000 miles on this bike.

There is not one flaw on this bike. It has never been laid down, dropped, raced, stunted or used for anything other than leisure riding. The tires have NEVER been spun on this bike.

There is one scratch on this bike and it is on the handlebar. It is about the size of a nickel and it happened while lifting the tank up to put the Blue LED light under the tank.

I do not want to sell this bike, but I have simply not had the time to ride it. I will be leaving for school again and it doesn’t pay to simply have the bike and not ride it.

I have never modified the engine or done anything to the bike to get more performance out of it. Here is what I have done:
1. Added the chrome/ blue frame sliders
2. Tank Guard
3. Fender eliminating kit (there are two skulls as you can see on the license plate for added decoration, the eyes are Red LED’s. In addition, rather than having white lights illuminate the plate, there is a blue LED that lights it up. I have never had any problems with this; my local police say it is adequate.) I have the original kit as well.
4. There are six sets of Blue LED’s throughout the bike that are controlled by the switch located the left side (reachable while riding). Two sets are located under the front, one just below the headers, one under the gas tank, one under the rear, and the last one is on the swing arm and it illuminates the rear rim. All of the wires are completely hidden from the eye and are securely placed.

Care/ Maintenance: (I have all papers of everything performed on this bike)
1. Frame sliders and tank guard put on professionally at 250 miles along with full inspection of bike
2. 1st Oil Change at 750 miles 2nd inspection was also done at this time
3. 2nd oil change performed at 2500 miles and 3rd inspection
4. Rear tire changed at 3500 miles and 4th detailed inspection.
*I have only used full synthetic oil in this bike. I have also only used premium gas from BP which is suppose to the best quality gas around*

This bike also comes with a rear seat, manual, and bike cover. This bike is the real deal. Please don’t hesitate to contact me with any questions. I will continue to update this ad with more pictures. If you are looking for a used 2008 GSX R 600, you will not find a better one!


Contact information:
(262) 215 4636


Thank you for looking,
Ethan rl]

[Drunken Monkey]

Not moto related but...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cas/1919794030.html

Nerd Orgy At PAX - mw4mw - 31 (Downtown Seattle)
Okay, I thought it might be fun for a bunch of us like minded adults to get together in a hotel room and have a friendly adult party. This will be Friday night, with a possibility of a Saturday encore. Any who are interested please email me so we can get this set up. All sizes and shapes welcome! Please respond with either geek or nerd in the subject line. MW4MW MW4W

Update: Getting too many responses from single males, so will not be accepting any more for now. If you are a single male and you already replied, I need to see what we have for couples and single females before you get an invite. No single males have an actual invite yet.

Gee, not enough women from the video game conference responded? Really? 

[Düb Lüv]

poor thing. the most retarded people have the hard to find/desired parts. i was talking about the cyclecat rearsets.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Ducati-Monster-900-Custom-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem19bf08595aQQitemZ110579177818QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles