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[Jarvicious]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2308458848.html

Sooo, either he has the year wrong or the model wrong, right?  I thought the last year they did the 620 was 04.  Maybe that's a 695 Dark?

[dark_duc]

The 620 went up to 2006.  That's my exact bike he has listed only for about 2K to high.

[Goat_Herder]

Speaking of M620, here's one on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-MONSTER-2005-DUCATI-MONSTER-620-/370501778912?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item5643a07de0

[Mike Qube]

Why do people do what they do to bikes? I'm tempted to email and get pictures of the "iced out emblems".

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http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/mcy/2315921797.html


2001 with only 8,000 miles. This bike was babied. 1st place at numerous bikeshows/ carshows. custom apple candy paint. chromed everything. sprocket upgrade, filter, termignoni pipes, custom clutch, hid headlights, red remote leds, strobelights, custom seat, iced out emblems, reflectivechrome rims. one of a kind guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go. well over 16,000 invested. no time to ride too busy. custom reflective helmet $500.00 (978) 804-8278 martin

[DucNaked]

Foggy for sale in Maine. Looks like a sweet bike.
http://maine.craigslist.org/mcy/2277729109.html

[thought]

for $3000 more than a new 2011 696, you can get a 3 yr old one with 9000 miles that makes more power than a m1100evo!


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09' Ducati M696 - $11500 (Ridgefield CT)
Date: 2011-04-18, 12:53PM EDT
Reply to: sale-kc6rj-2332411698@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Mint condition, never dropped!! 09' MATTE BLACK RARE COLOR Ducati Monster 696, 9Kmiles... new brakes, and tires... Werks fender eliminator tail kit, Termi carbon fiber tail pipes, ducati carbon fiber heat gaurds, upgraded ducati touring seat (a lot more comfy) with red stitching, upgraded ECU with a tune, and valve job for more of that aggressive Ducati sound and performance 700cc making 100hp!!! Coded chip key makes starting with out key impossible (just like ferrari), optional silencers for the tailpipes go from very quiet to VERY loud as you wish! All paper work, dealer serviced, ONE OWNER
Serious Inquiries ONLY... I'm only "considering" selling it so no low ballers!
Thanks!
-Matt

P.S. Black car not included!!

[thought]

omg, i had to post this one too... from the pic, it seems to have had a house fall on it... haha

evidently, the wicked witch of the east was on her monster when dorothy fell on her.

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DUCATI MONSTER 99 - $2500 (glendale)
Date: 2011-04-17, 11:18PM EDT
Reply to: sale-uqntj-2331535190@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

HI, I HAVE A DUCATI MONSTER with only 4800 miles needs some work 646 431 4122

    Location: glendale
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[NorDog]

omg, i had to post this one too... from the pic, it seems to have had a house fall on it... haha

evidently, the wicked witch of the east was on her monster when dorothy fell on her.

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DUCATI MONSTER 99 - $2500 (glendale)
Date: 2011-04-17, 11:18PM EDT
Reply to: sale-uqntj-2331535190@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

HI, I HAVE A DUCATI MONSTER with only 4800 miles needs some work 646 431 4122

    Location: glendale
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Is the black car not included with this one either?

[NorDog]

Why do people do what they do to bikes? I'm tempted to email and get pictures of the "iced out emblems".

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...This bike was babied. 1st place at numerous bikeshows/ carshows. custom apple candy paint. chromed everything. sprocket upgrade, filter, termignoni pipes, custom clutch, hid headlights, red remote leds, strobelights, custom seat, iced out emblems, reflectivechrome rims. one of a kind guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go...

It's true.  Heads usually turn before they 

[Privateer]

not a duc but I laughed at this one today

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/mcy/2331352263.html

For Sale: 2001 GSXR-750 with custom paint, new tires, new chain and sprockets, original owner with a clean title. Please do not send email questions that I have to answer due to scammers. Please email me your number if you are seriously interested in buying the bike. I am the original owner and have maintained the bike on a regular basis. The chain is red and the frame sliders are carbon fiber. 33,300 miles






all that time to meticulously maintain and customize your bike, and you can't take 5 minutes to take a couple pictures when the sun is out?

[Buckethead]

all that time to meticulously maintain and customize your bike, and you can't take 5 minutes to take a couple pictures when the sun is out?

Don't ask me this shit, you make the beast with two backsing scammer!

If you were legit, you'd email me you number so I could call you and tell you how amazing this bike is. pregnant dog.

[77south]

Hayabusa, love them or hate them, this seems like a lot of effort to make a bike unable to turn a corner.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2336180002.html

2003 HAYABUSA

11,000 MILES
TONS OF WORK PUT IN TO THIS BIKE
CALL ME IF INTERESTED IN A TRADE OR PURCHASE

House of Kolors Dark Pearl Red with air brushed logos
-Puig custom double bubble windscreen that matches paint
-P M R Euro switch ( that enables you to start bike with light off to avoid burning out HID )
-HID
-Tires have more than 90% life
-Polished wheels
-Carbon fiber front fender
-Under tail kit
- LED brake lights
-Pazzo brake and clutch adjustable billet levers
-Woodcraft stator cover
-Braided front and rear brake lines
-EBC front and rear brake pads
-ABM wave rotors front and rear
-Braided clutch line
-Custom tailored leather seats with stitched logos
-Rizoma Italian racing rear sets
-HMF exhaust
-Street billet triple tree cover 1" lowered
-Street billet 8" over swingarm extensions
-Soupy's adjustable lowering links
-Brand new fork seals
-Custom license plate bracket
-Comes with passenger seat and cowl
-Comes with power commander .
-Bike is geared two up rear


269-290-6363 CALL ME!!!! 269-290-6363

    * Location: MADISON
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Ahks]

Hayabusa, love them or hate them, this seems like a lot of effort to make a bike unable to turn a corner.

Hey... that 5' swingarm can turn corners... just as well as my buddy's dodge ram!

[lazylightnin717]

http://lancaster.craigslist.org/mcy/2330121568.html


ducati 996 1999,red - $8000 (c-ville)

99 duck, 9,500 miles, fbf risers, quick change rear sprocket, racing airbox, fbf chip,130 hp ,very clean and taken care of ,never raced new clutch and basket,just serviced , 2 stands ,shop manual,carbon fiber everywhere $16,000 invested must sell please no scammers Call Ron @ 484-886-5271

[Mhanis]

please no scammers Call Ron @ 484-886-5271

So a scammer says to himself: "I am going to call this guy and scam him! Oh wait, he said PLEASE don't, I better not."