More Craigs List Crack Addicts

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corey

Quote from: duc750 on June 13, 2011, 01:19:21 PM
This one is pretty good....

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/2437582595.html

LOLZ. $1500 for some PIECES of a stock S*R exhaust.
I think i got MAYBE $200 total for mine, INCLUDING shipping.
When all the land lays in ruin... And burnination has forsaken the countryside... Only one guy will remain... My money's on...

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

fastwin

That's a good one!! [laugh] Wonder if he knows the brand of bike he rides? [roll]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

77south

Locking to trade my 1999 heisman trophy helmet Ron Dayne (janesville wisconsin)
Date: 2011-07-07, 6:26AM CDT
Reply to: sale-bnzw7-2481331630@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Locking to trade my 1999 heisman trophy mini helmet Ron Dayne autographed with pictur for a motorcyle

akmnstr

"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

CDawg


mstevens

Quote from: akmnstr on July 14, 2011, 02:17:44 PM
Know any good lawyer jokes?  Here is an ad from one.

http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2494276862.html

Yep, "This posting has been flagged for removal" is absolutely hilarious.

Why not cut and paste the actual ad so it can be enjoyed later?
2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring (Rosso Anniversary Ducati)
2009 Ducati Monster 696 (Giallo Ducati) - Sold
2005 Ducati Monster 620 (Rosso Anniversary Ducati) - Sold
2005 Vespa LX-150 (Rosso Dragone) - First Bike Ever

Casa Suzana, vacation rental house in Cozumel, Mexico

akmnstr

Sorry, I was going to take your advice and cut and paste the ad but it is now gone.  My bad.  It was a good one.
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

NorDog

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


akmnstr

Quote from: NorDog on July 16, 2011, 12:18:34 PM
Okay, it's eBay, not Craigslist, but still...

Starting bid of $500.00?  Really?

$475.00 maybe, but $500.00?

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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/87-HARLEY-FXRS-SUPERGLIDE-SALVAGE-TITLE-REPAIRABLE-/140577461201?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item20bb11d3d1

I don't see anything that is usable there.  Wonder what the scrap yard would give for it?
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

justinrhenry

#835
Quote from: NorDog on July 16, 2011, 12:18:34 PM
Okay, it's eBay, not Craigslist, but still...

Starting bid of $500.00?  Really?

$475.00 maybe, but $500.00?

[/sarcasm]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/87-HARLEY-FXRS-SUPERGLIDE-SALVAGE-TITLE-REPAIRABLE-/140577461201?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item20bb11d3d1


did you see the pic with the 2nd burned out motorcycle in the back?  he's got TWO of those gems.  it's too bad he's practically giving them away at that price.

Edit****  my bad.  check his other listings.  he's actually selling 5 burned out harleys. 
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2013 Honda CB1100D
2006 Honda ST1300
2003 Ducati Monster 620ie

gregrnel

2003 620ie red, cored stock pipes, Hit -Air jacket, nice deriere.

CromoMann

Quote from: akmnstr on July 16, 2011, 02:37:00 PM
I don't see anything that is usable there.  Wonder what the scrap yard would give for it?

Quote from: gregrnel on July 26, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
I think this is kinda a cracky price.....

Given the high price demanded for a fully-fuzed HD paperweight - a few grand for a bike that runs doesn't seem so bad
[coffee]

akmnstr

This must be a misprint.  http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2529253933.html
$135K for a 1955 panhead chopper.  That is just insane!
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

MikeZ

Quote from: akmnstr on August 04, 2011, 06:26:26 AM
This must be a misprint.  http://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/2529253933.html
$135K for a 1955 panhead chopper.  That is just insane!
Maybe 1 to many 0? 
'03 M1000Sie (in need of a bath), '71 Honda CB500 (the Project), '10 Tiger (the tourer)