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[triangleforge]

Isn't that paint job a felony crime in Texas?

In Austin, who'd even notice? 

[muskrat]

Another one smoking crack
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2504702402.html

[Goat_Herder]

Another one smoking crack
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/2504702402.html

Ducati 1098S Exhaust - $750 (Dallas, Texas)

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Date: 2011-07-20, 5:27PM CDT
Reply to: sale-wyr5h-2504702402@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Brand new Stock Exhaust for Ducati 1098S; never used; had swapped at shop for Termignoni before p/u; complete system with ECU;

[77south]

Another one for the  'that'll buff right out files':
Antique Ariel Motorcycle, call Dave for details or to set up a time to take a look! 608-235-3618.

seriously, this one might be a good deal, but it doesn't need a lot of work, it needs all the work.

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2552951222.html

[brix821]

i present to you
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html

[The Bearded Duc]

i present to you
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html

Is it even possible to get more quiet than stock.   

[zarn02]

Is it even possible to get more quiet than stock.   

I believe what he's saying is that he both doesn't like the look of them and doesn't want a quiet bike. He wants a louder bike.

His phrasing could use some work.

[The Bearded Duc]

I believe what he's saying is that he both doesn't like the look of them and doesn't want a quiet bike. He wants a louder bike.

His phrasing could use some work.

Doh 

Read that wrong. To my credit it was 4 o'clock in the morning.

[NorDog]

To your credit, it was written poorly.

[Buckethead]

<snip> it was written poorly.

On Craigslist?

Shocking!

[live2ride]

i present to you
http://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/2557644745.html

i don't have $300 cash but i have a check for $1600 i can send him.  i would only ask he wire the remaining balance back to me.  i'm sure he will be ok with that since i am a nigerian prince.

[dark_duc]

http://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/2562976970.html

[muskrat]

Holy shyatt

[AJ]

http://medford.craigslist.org/mcy/2562976970.html

 

For posterity:

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DUCATI MONSTER 696 2011 - $12500
Date: 2011-08-23,  9:30PM PDT
Reply to: sale-gxkay-2562976970@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Ducati Monster 696 2011 for sale!!!!
One of a kind motorcycle with a custom made paint job. For more info please call...
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The "custom paint job" appears to be done by a kid with a marker.  Hard to tell though, the pics were outsourced to IZ...

[Mojo S2R]

The "custom paint job" appears to be done by a kid with a marker.  Hard to tell though, the pics were outsourced to IZ...

  And here I thought they were Ducati Monster 696 Aftermarket Skins.