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[mstevens]

doing there best

Are we being ironic?

[MikeZ]

LOL Nope.
Not exactly ironic just a stupid mistake by one of the stupid people trying to take over the world.

[NorDog]

I think I need a Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator.

[The ModFather]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2616916618.html

[Goat_Herder]

This is a pretty cool bike but should it be billed as a Ducati 999 cafe?  To me, it's false advertising since it has a S2R 2V engine.  Also, does the seat seem really high to you?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/2616044667.html

2004 ducati 999 cafe fighter - $10 (charlotte, nc)

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Date: 2011-09-24, 10:51PM EDT
Reply to: sale-az3m6-2616044667@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I have decided to sell my custom ducati cafe racer. Bike is truly one-of-a-kind. You will absolutely not see another motorcycle like this. it is a true neck-breaker and a blast in the twisties. Clean/clear NC title (titled as an '04 ducati 999). Bike is a quick and has tons of torque.

SERIOUS INQUIRES EMAIL FOR SPECS
and on and on....
since the frame/tank and motor are different models, there are separate keys for both.

not really looking to trade unless it's for a ducati 848, 1098 or maybe '08+ cbr1000RR or vtwin bobber. open to offers but not into chrome nor stretched bikes. please do not bother contacting me, and wasting both your time and mine, unless you are extremely serious about purchasing/trading. i do not have to sell this motorcycle. also have pictures of the build process. price is 10k obo.

thanks.

[Buckethead]

I get what you're saying, but it's built on a 999 frame, which means that's what the insurance is going to reflect. Better that a prospective buyer know up front.

As for the seat: Compared to a Monster, yes. Compared to a superbike? No, not really.

[The Bearded Duc]

This is a pretty cool bike but should it be billed as a Ducati 999 cafe?  To me, it's false advertising since it has a S2R 2V engine.  Also, does the seat seem really high to you?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/2616044667.html

That's one of Bexton Moto's bikes. He's a member here and has a couple of build threads. Here's the thread for that bike...

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=47648.msg867662#msg867662

[KnightofNi]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/mcy/2616916618.html

just wanted to post this one...i want a monstor. i also wonder why people type in all caps. that's lazier than me not using caps at all. 

2006 DUCATI MONSTOR 620 - $4500 (ST CHARLES)

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Date: 2011-09-25, 3:04PM CDT
Reply to: sale-ywyg6-2616916618@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I JUST DONT RIDE IT ANYMORE. I RODE IT 3 TIMES THIS YR. I HAVE ABOUT 6 OR 7 THOUSAND MILES ON IT ITS ALWAYS SERVICED AT DEALER FOR CHAIN AND OIL. BIKE IS EXCELLENT CONDITION.
NO LOW BALLERS DONT BOTHER SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY PLEASE

[DucNaked]

http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html

Color / Body: Twilight Black with Silver Gucci print. Front and passenger Gucci seats.Carbon fiber rims, mirrors, tank guard, front and rear fenders, chain guards and air intakes.
COMES WITH STOCK YELLOW PLASTICS (incl. in price)
Chasis: Ohlins suspension and BST carbon fiber rims
Engine: V2 Cams, Ducati performance flywheel, Termignoni carbon fiber full exhaust system, FLM programmable chip and BMC air filter
Chrome: Frame, Sub-Frame, Swing Arms, Forks, Peg Assembly, Grips, Brake Calipers, etc.
Other: HID Lights and strobes, LED lighting, LED remote and carbon fiber ram air tubes.
Roughly 36,000 miles
This bike has been featured @ various DUB car / bike shows and in many bike magazines for it's unique look.
Looking for a quick sale... $5,000 or b/o. Viewing on the weekends only. Currently being stored in Danvers, Ma. Will show on weekdays for SERIOUS buyer.
E-Mail ~> MeganSL @ yahoo.com
Call / Text ~> 774-353-7652

Location: Cape Cod, Ma
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   
http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html
   

[Buckethead]

Money can't buy taste.

At least it's been ridden. Let's hope it's been serviced.

[DucNaked]

Money can't buy taste.

At least it's been ridden. Let's hope it's been serviced.

What do you mean it's got a Gucci paint job, chrome, and LED's. If that's not taste I don't know what is.

[muskrat]

We should start a thread....."people who need their head examined"
God I hate to see that shit

[Buckethead]

Dood... it's Cape Cod.

It's Boston's version of Long Island, which is New York City's version of the Jersey Shore.

At least it comes with yellow skins so someone mostly un-make the beast with two backs it.

[77south]

Click through for pictures. 
http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2618623468.html


1972 750cc Motoguzzi chopper - $2200 (watertown)
Date: 2011-09-26, 2:36PM CDT
Reply to: sale-zhrbp-2618623468@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
1972 750cc MotoGuzzi California Ambassador chopper. Asking $2,200 or best offer. Last chance before I put it away for the winter and modify and repaint it, at which point it will no longer be up for sale. Will consider a fairly decent pick up truck. Sale of this chopper ends on October 16th 2011. I can be reached Monday-Thursday from 10am-2pm. Friday-Sunday 10am-10pm Serious inquires only please! Call me ( Donny ) at: 262-989-8404.

    Location: watertown
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[mEaty30]

http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html

Color / Body: Twilight Black with Silver Gucci print. Front and passenger Gucci seats.Carbon fiber rims, mirrors, tank guard, front and rear fenders, chain guards and air intakes.
COMES WITH STOCK YELLOW PLASTICS (incl. in price)
Chasis: Ohlins suspension and BST carbon fiber rims
Engine: V2 Cams, Ducati performance flywheel, Termignoni carbon fiber full exhaust system, FLM programmable chip and BMC air filter
Chrome: Frame, Sub-Frame, Swing Arms, Forks, Peg Assembly, Grips, Brake Calipers, etc.
Other: HID Lights and strobes, LED lighting, LED remote and carbon fiber ram air tubes.
Roughly 36,000 miles
This bike has been featured @ various DUB car / bike shows and in many bike magazines for it's unique look.
Looking for a quick sale... $5,000 or b/o. Viewing on the weekends only. Currently being stored in Danvers, Ma. Will show on weekdays for SERIOUS buyer.
E-Mail ~> MeganSL @ yahoo.com
Call / Text ~> 774-353-7652

Location: Cape Cod, Ma
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
   
http://capecod.craigslist.org/mcy/2514867063.html
   

I had heard stories of this bike existing. Who would have known someone could be so disrespectful to the image. ouch.