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The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread

Started by Kawboy, May 29, 2008, 02:10:12 PM

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bonfy

#60
September 07, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
No.
The Smelly Pirate Hooker

Zaster

#62
October 01, 2009, 03:43:23 PM
Saw this today on the German board:

Translation: When everything goes wrong...just remember, things could always be worse ;D



dusty

#63
October 01, 2009, 04:07:34 PM
 [laugh]  [laugh]

Thanks for the laugh...and soo true.   [thumbsup]    [bacon]

ducducgooseme

#64
October 02, 2009, 05:22:04 AM
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.

KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"

Zaster says: "Thats nothing.  Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."

HunkyPunk says:  "I got you all beat.  Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."

to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about?  That is great!!"

HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"

;D
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

kingbaby

#65
October 02, 2009, 06:58:26 AM
 [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Zaster

#66
October 02, 2009, 03:46:19 PM Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 03:48:19 PM by Zaster
Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 05:22:04 AM
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.

KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"

Zaster says: "Thats nothing.  Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."

HunkyPunk says:  "I got you all beat.  Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."

to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about?  That is great!!"

HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"


;D

I just would like to know who "leaked" that conversation to DDGM  >:( For the records, it wasn't me.

Kawboy

#67
October 02, 2009, 03:56:50 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 05:22:04 AM
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.

KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"

Zaster says: "Thats nothing.  Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."

HunkyPunk says:  "I got you all beat.  Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."

to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about?  That is great!!"

HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"

;D



WHEW!!!  I skated out of that one.    [thumbsup]
Waiting for the come backs.    [popcorn] [popcorn]
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advise.   (Bill Cosby)

ducducgooseme

#68
October 02, 2009, 04:15:21 PM
Quote from: Kawboy on October 02, 2009, 03:56:50 PM

WHEW!!!  I skated out of that one.    [thumbsup]
Waiting for the come backs.    [popcorn] [popcorn]

These three old men Kawboy, Zaster....  [coffee]
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

Kawboy

#69
October 02, 2009, 05:13:48 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 04:15:21 PM
These three AWESOMEold men Kawboy, Zaster....  [coffee]

You forgot a word.   ;D
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advise.   (Bill Cosby)

Zaster

#70
October 02, 2009, 05:35:31 PM
Quote from: Kawboy on October 02, 2009, 05:13:48 PM
You forgot a word.   ;D
So who's the third guy or gal?

Zaster

#71
October 03, 2009, 12:08:45 PM
Here is how you can tell when a banana has gone bad:



KRJ

#72
October 04, 2009, 07:56:36 PM


   Hay Zaster, Shannon wants to know where You found the bananna picture?, too damn funny  [laugh] [laugh]
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

KRJ

#73
October 05, 2009, 05:14:06 AM


   found it, thanks anyway..
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

Zaster

#74
November 06, 2009, 02:27:27 PM
Drugs you shouldn't take while operating a motor vehicle:



BTW, here are a couple of terms that might need translation:
Klebstoff = glue
alle zusammen = all (drugs) together

        Enjoy ;D
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