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Author Topic: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread  (Read 33980 times)
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« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2009, 06:14:05 PM »
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« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2009, 06:38:15 AM »
Oh.   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #62 on: October 01, 2009, 02:43:23 PM »
Saw this today on the German board:

Translation: When everything goes wrong...just remember, things could always be worse Grin
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« Reply #63 on: October 01, 2009, 03:07:34 PM »
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Thanks for the laugh...and soo true.   waytogo    bacon
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« Reply #64 on: October 02, 2009, 04:22:04 AM »
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.

KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"

Zaster says: "Thats nothing.  Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."

HunkyPunk says:  "I got you all beat.  Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."

to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about?  That is great!!"

HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"

 Grin
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« Reply #65 on: October 02, 2009, 05:58:26 AM »
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« Reply #66 on: October 02, 2009, 02:46:19 PM »
Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 04:22:04 AM
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.

KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"

Zaster says: "Thats nothing.  Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."

HunkyPunk says:  "I got you all beat.  Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."

to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about?  That is great!!"

HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"


 Grin

I just would like to know who "leaked" that conversation to DDGM  Angry For the records, it wasn't me.
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« Reply #67 on: October 02, 2009, 02:56:50 PM »
Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 04:22:04 AM
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.

KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"

Zaster says: "Thats nothing.  Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."

HunkyPunk says:  "I got you all beat.  Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."

to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about?  That is great!!"

HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"

 Grin



WHEW!!!  I skated out of that one.    waytogo
Waiting for the come backs.    popcorn popcorn
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« Reply #68 on: October 02, 2009, 03:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Kawboy on October 02, 2009, 02:56:50 PM

WHEW!!!  I skated out of that one.    waytogo
Waiting for the come backs.    popcorn popcorn

These three old men Kawboy, Zaster....  coffee
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« Reply #69 on: October 02, 2009, 04:13:48 PM »
Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 03:15:21 PM
These three AWESOMEold men Kawboy, Zaster....  coffee

You forgot a word.   Grin
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« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2009, 04:35:31 PM »
Quote from: Kawboy on October 02, 2009, 04:13:48 PM
You forgot a word.   Grin
So who's the third guy or gal?
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« Reply #71 on: October 03, 2009, 11:08:45 AM »
Here is how you can tell when a banana has gone bad:
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« Reply #72 on: October 04, 2009, 06:56:36 PM »


   Hay Zaster, Shannon wants to know where You found the bananna picture?, too damn funny  laughingdp laughingdp
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   found it, thanks anyway..
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« Reply #74 on: November 06, 2009, 02:27:27 PM »
Drugs you shouldn't take while operating a motor vehicle:



BTW, here are a couple of terms that might need translation:
Klebstoff = glue
alle zusammen = all (drugs) together

        Enjoy Grin
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