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The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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Topic: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread (Read 33985 times)
bonfy
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Re: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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No.
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Oh.
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Zaster
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October 01, 2009, 02:43:23 PM »
Saw this today on the German board:
Translation: When everything goes wrong...just remember, things could always be worse
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October 01, 2009, 03:07:34 PM »
Thanks for the laugh...and soo true.
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ducducgooseme
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October 02, 2009, 04:22:04 AM »
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.
KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"
Zaster says: "Thats nothing. Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."
HunkyPunk says: "I got you all beat. Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."
to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about? That is great!!"
HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"
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Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 04:22:04 AM
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.
KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"
Zaster says: "Thats nothing. Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."
HunkyPunk says: "I got you all beat. Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."
to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about? That is great!!"
HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"
I just would like to know who "leaked" that conversation to DDGM
For the records, it wasn't me.
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Re: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 04:22:04 AM
Three old men are sitting around Coffee at Dawn pregnant doging about their health.
KingBaby says: "Every morning at 8 I get up to take a leak and stand there for an hour with nothing but a few drops coming out"
Zaster says: "Thats nothing. Every morning at 8 I sit down to take a shit and stress and strain for just a few plops."
HunkyPunk says: "I got you all beat. Every morning at 8 I take big ole healthy dump and a nice long piss."
to which Zaster replies: "WTF are you pregnant doging about? That is great!!"
HunkyPunk says: "I dont wake up until 11"
WHEW!!! I skated out of that one.
Waiting for the come backs.
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Quote from: Kawboy on October 02, 2009, 02:56:50 PM
WHEW!!! I skated out of that one.
Waiting for the come backs.
These three old men Kawboy, Zaster....
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Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 02, 2009, 03:15:21 PM
These three
AWESOME
old men Kawboy, Zaster....
You forgot a word.
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Quote from: Kawboy on October 02, 2009, 04:13:48 PM
You forgot a word.
So who's the third guy or gal?
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Zaster
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Re: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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Here is how you can tell when a banana has gone bad:
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Re: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread
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October 04, 2009, 06:56:36 PM »
Hay Zaster, Shannon wants to know where You found the bananna picture?, too damn funny
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found it, thanks anyway..
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" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!
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November 06, 2009, 02:27:27 PM »
Drugs you shouldn't take while operating a motor vehicle:
BTW, here are a couple of terms that might need translation:
Klebstoff = glue
alle zusammen = all (drugs) together
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