Maybe I'm too old?

[Popeye the Sailor]

Yeah, that's what happens with people who have no life; they obsess over things like this. How are things at the CYO dance anyway?
I had failed to realize that this was a Squid site for teenagers who ride Ducatis. I was hoping for people a little more enlightened (And a little higher up the food chain!), instead of ignoramuses who think motorcycling is doing wheelies & making noise, but what can you expect from a country who elected Dubya Bush TWICE?!
Most here can only dream about a life like mine, but no need to elaborate, because a simple fact of life is; everyone gets exactly what they deserve! Something that I'm sure eludes most here!
So, go back to your cubicles now, keep believing I'M the one who is “old”, and worry about someone seeing “dirty pictures” on your monitors!
There, this should be good for another 40 pages, go to town!

You know you're just a running joke, right?

[DCXCV]

because a simple fact of life is; everyone gets exactly what they deserve!

Where does this guy live?  The beautiful country of Dementia?

[junior varsity]

i've never punched a woman before, but for you, sir, i'd make an exception.

[Porsche Monkey]

pa·thet·ic
Show Spelled[puh-thet-ik] 
â€"adjective
1.
causing or evoking pity, sympathetic sadness, sorrow, etc.; pitiful; pitiable: a pathetic letter; a pathetic sight.
2.
affecting or moving the feelings.
3.
pertaining to or caused by the feelings.
4.
miserably or contemptibly inadequate: In return for our investment we get a pathetic three percent interest.

Yeah, that's what happens with people who have no life; they obsess over things like this. How are things at the CYO dance anyway?
I had failed to realize that this was a Squid site for teenagers who ride Ducatis. I was hoping for people a little more enlightened (And a little higher up the food chain!), instead of ignoramuses who think motorcycling is doing wheelies & making noise, but what can you expect from a country who elected Dubya Bush TWICE?!
Most here can only dream about a life like mine, but no need to elaborate, because a simple fact of life is; everyone gets exactly what they deserve! Something that I'm sure eludes most here!
So, go back to your cubicles now, keep believing I'M the one who is “old”, and worry about someone seeing “dirty pictures” on your monitors!
There, this should be good for another 40 pages, go to town!

Dude do you even own a Ducati or are you over here pretending because all the other sites booted your old ass out?  The only reason this thread is still going is because everybody enjoys watching you make an ass out of yourself. 

[NorDog]

Yeah, that's what happens with people who have no life; they obsess over things like this.

Hey now, that's simply not fair.  We can't all be living alone with a gay bull dog named Daisy.  Nor can we spend our days wearing pink wife-beaters and bilateral pirate hoop earings while posting self-recorded "rap" videos about how large our penises are (never mind the fact that you've posted photographic evidence to contradict that claim).

On a serious note Chris, your emotional development was halted around the age of 12.  Seriously, this is true.  Your explicit and published obsession with your penis is rivaled only by those boys who've just dropped a pair, sprouted a hair, and discovered what an erection is for.  It's one thing to carry on like you do up to the age of, say, 18 or 19.  But dude, you're 60!

Your rational faculties are non-existant.  Your writing demonstrates a total ignorance of rational middle terms and rhetorical transitional devices.

You are a hate filled bigot prone to projecting your own prejudices onto others.  In short, you really need to see a professional counselor, but I doubt that you will.

So, if you refuse to seek treatment please at least drop in here every so often.  It saddens me that you have no idea of the added entertainment value you provide.

[NorDog]

i've never punched a woman before, but for you, sir, i'd make an exception.

[NoisyDante]

pa·thet·ic

Sir, may we please have your expressed written consent so you may be depicted in "DMF: The Motion Picture"?  We have Betty White lined up to portray you.

[JBubble]

Sir, may we please have your expressed written consent so you may be depicted in "DMF: The Motion Picture"?  We have Betty White lined up to portray you.

Betty's way too cool to play this douche. Maybe Paris Hilton would work.

I love his latest rant about his naked pictures being taken off of Facebook.

[RAT900]

The farking horse is trying to stand up !!!! 


get the whips and truncheons men there is more work to be done

[SacDuc]

The farking horse is trying to stand up !!!! 


get the whips and truncheons men there is more work to be done

I think we should set a little goal for this thread. We should see if we can get a solid page of all different members saying simply:  "Shut up you cock!"

I'll go first:

[SacDuc]

Shut up you cock!

[junior varsity]

"Shut up you cock!"

[NorDog]

Shut up you cock!

Does quoting count?  (I'm having too much fun for him to quit altogether.)   

[SacDuc]

Shut up you cock!

[Grampa]

Dear Penthouse.....

    I never thought it would hap........  "shut up you cock"



In other news... Adultfriendfinder member CCEMN1 was banned for posting pictures of full dresser Harleys as his profile avatar.