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« Reply #630 on: March 03, 2014, 07:53:41 PM »

Eh, it was only a metre long, that's just a little garden lizard. Roll Eyes

Truth be told, if I got into a battle with a crocodile and actually won, I'd eat rhe bugger as well. Not all at once, of course, and I'd see to it that I got a belt and a suitcase or maybe some shoes out of it.
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« Reply #631 on: March 03, 2014, 08:53:32 PM »

Apparently the planning and zoning commission has mistaken shipping containers for structures.  Apparently here they are not movable objects.
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« Reply #632 on: March 04, 2014, 08:28:46 PM »

such bs.. gotta hide it in the woods
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« Reply #633 on: March 29, 2014, 03:45:50 PM »

close call.  run ya ass off..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0km94VCyek&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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« Reply #634 on: January 29, 2015, 04:35:46 PM »

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« Reply #635 on: January 29, 2015, 04:44:06 PM »


The carnage in this country would be epic
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« Reply #636 on: January 29, 2015, 04:45:05 PM »

That road is the suck!
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« Reply #637 on: January 30, 2015, 05:41:03 PM »

Reminds me of some old school video game. Can't place the name....
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« Reply #638 on: January 31, 2015, 01:11:06 PM »

Carnage here too I reckon.
Incredible judgement, skill and goodwill.
Just shows what's possible if we would cooperate and share the road.
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« Reply #639 on: February 26, 2015, 12:08:22 AM »

A House is missing.

http://kobi5.com/news/local-news/item/missing-house-in-klamath-falls.html#.VO7UCoY76K1
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« Reply #640 on: February 26, 2015, 03:01:24 AM »

Well, it has been a long cold winter with many people running low on firewood.  Grin

If it hasn't been burnt for heat it would be hard to hide, even if you disguise it a little.
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« Reply #641 on: April 23, 2015, 04:56:43 AM »



Article:
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« Reply #642 on: August 01, 2015, 11:27:01 AM »

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« Reply #643 on: August 04, 2015, 10:11:20 AM »


Looks shopped...
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« Reply #644 on: August 04, 2015, 10:43:46 AM »

Just because the right rear tire is flat?
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