The Official DMF WTF!!!! Thread

[zarn02]

This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html

Going to find yourself in the forest with this guy:

[RAT900]

Hmm... that is a bit more WTF than my iPhone hand case thingy.

I'm having a little trouble understanding an "all guy" (manly guys) JO Circle, splash resistant eyewear and cock-rings ...but it not being a "sex thing"

I think we need a volunteer to go in on this and report back....

Ducatiz? (you can ask if they'll let you bring your Ikea kneeling bench)

[lethe]

I'm having a little trouble understanding an "all guy" (manly guys) JO Circle, splash resistant eyewear and cock-rings ...but it not being a "sex thing"

I think we need a volunteer to go in on this and report back....

Ducatiz? (you can ask if they'll let you bring your Ikea kneeling bench)

I'd do it but only if we put together a fake cock hooked up to a hidden hose that runs to a pressurized bottle of milk. I'll spray the crowd after only 2 tugs and we'll catch it all on a strategically hidden GoPro.
Then I must run...run fast like the fires of Hades are upon me.

[Monsterlover]

IKEA kneeling bench

 

[RAT900]

I'd do it but only if we put together a fake cock hooked up to a hidden hose that runs to a pressurized bottle of milk. I'll spray the crowd after only 2 tugs and we'll catch it all on a strategically hidden GoPro.
Then I must run...run fast like the fires of Hades are upon me.

sounds like a plan!!!

just don't be coming back singing about Burning Rings of Fire or nothing

then we'll know you didn't outrun them

[ryandalling]

So, I finished my latest project... rebuilding a zx6r from an insurance buyback into a race bike.... and i have been using the ZX forums for advice on certain items. When I finished the bike, I posted a picture of it.... Green with 12 on the number plate.....

http://www.zxforums.com/forums/zx-6r-forum/3348-post-your-zx6r-49.html

The WTF part comes in where the guy after me posts pics of his bike....  and then is honestly not understanding of other peoples comments..... take a look.

[Monsterlover]

Damn.

I wonder if he glued a couple of those things to his helmet. . .

[ryandalling]

No words here.....


Try Me

[zarn02]

Well that is, uhm... a thing you can do.

Is that even a motorcycle anymore, definitionally, or has it strayed into the realm of "contraptions."

[zarn02]

I keep watching that video over and over. Like an expedition to discover everything strange about it.

1) The obvious.
2) Right front brake is gone.
3) He doesn't appear to have any rear brakes.
4) With that long of a swingarm acting as a lever, he can't have any real travel in the rear suspension, right? He'd hit the rear, uhm... "second" wheel against the tail pretty easily.
5) I can't decide whether I'm impressed or not that he has the chain turning both rear wheels. I guess that's less stupid than just having one freewheel.

What have I missed, apart from all the garden-variety silliness that's also going on?

[yamifixer]

can that busa turn?

[ryandalling]

What have I missed, apart from all the garden-variety silliness that's also going on?

I think the "why?" ... big question here...

[Desert Dust]

I often wonder about the concept of space.   

My house has some space that has a beginning, a middle, and an end as defined by the four walls. But where does space end?

Does it have a beginning?

Does it ever end?

What happens if you get to the end?

Does everything cease to exist? 

[Speedbag]

The other night there was a Stephen Hawking show on one of the sciencey-type channels. It was largely about the beginning of time, and more or less debunked the thoughts/beliefs that a supreme being created everything, since if there was no time prior to the origin, there could have been no such being taking the time to create it.

Without fail, it sent me into many long spells of deep, mind-boggling thought.

Like, if everything propagated from a Big Bang, how could it have originated from essentially a single point? And how big was that point? How the hell did it all fit in there?

Here I go again.....

[Desert Dust]

I know........I took an astronomy class in college and we studied Stephen Hawking's theories. The Big Bang kind of made sense to me back then, but now you just destroyed that because I didn't think about the "time" issue.

If there was no time, then it didn't happen, but since we exist, it must have happened. So how the hell did it happen? There are certain concepts I just can't wrap my brain around.