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ducpainter

#315
March 30, 2009, 09:16:46 PM
Quote from: Jobu on March 30, 2009, 09:06:55 PM

I've been trying for years...  :P
you're not alone...

the result will...

however...

be the same. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#316
March 31, 2009, 02:55:14 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 30, 2009, 09:16:46 PM
you're not alone...

the result will...

however...

be the same. [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Are you getting Mother-ish on us?
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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ducpainter

#317
March 31, 2009, 04:37:49 AM
Quote from: Dan on March 31, 2009, 02:55:14 AM
Are you getting Mother-ish on us?
We're

the same

person.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Porsche Monkey

#318
March 31, 2009, 04:59:32 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 31, 2009, 04:37:49 AM
We're

the same

person.


Oh well thats just great to know.   [bang]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Mother

#319
March 31, 2009, 05:00:36 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 31, 2009, 04:37:49 AM
We're

the same

person.

It is true

we share the same mind

and

soon will take over the world

Gator

#320
March 31, 2009, 11:15:03 AM
Quote from: Mother on March 31, 2009, 05:00:36 AM
It is true

we share the same mind

and

soon will take over the world





Indeed

Porsche Monkey

#321
March 31, 2009, 11:37:18 AM
The grumpy one is definetly DP  ^^^ :P
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

ducpainter

#322
March 31, 2009, 12:43:18 PM
Quote from: Ducaholic on March 31, 2009, 11:37:18 AM
The grumpy one is definetly DP  ^^^ :P

[laugh] [laugh]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Ddan

#323
March 31, 2009, 02:17:40 PM
Quote from: Mother on March 31, 2009, 05:00:36 AM
It is true

we share the same mind

and

soon will take over the world
You two sharing one mind sorta 'splains alot.   
2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org

TiNi

#324
March 31, 2009, 03:18:30 PM
Quote from: Dan on March 31, 2009, 02:17:40 PM
You two sharing one mind sorta 'splains alot.   

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

ducpainter

#325
March 31, 2009, 05:20:46 PM
I have lots of splainin' to do
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Buckethead

#326
March 31, 2009, 05:22:43 PM
Lucy?  :o
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

TiNi

#327
April 01, 2009, 04:02:06 AM
more jokes pleeeaze  ;D

NAKID

#328
April 01, 2009, 06:43:08 AM
Man and woman are lying in bed. Man starts getting a little frisky so the woman says "Honey, not tonight, I have a pap smear tomorrow and I want to be fresh". Discouraged, he rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and asks "Do you have a dental  appointment tomorrow?"
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

minnesotamonster

#329
April 01, 2009, 09:24:13 AM
 [laugh]
2004 S4R
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2001 M600 (Now the Wife's)
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