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« Reply #885 on: May 10, 2011, 01:12:56 PM » |
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Lol that story is far longer and more complicated than you can possibly imagine  She's trouble with a capital 36DD. |
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Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend
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« Reply #886 on: May 10, 2011, 01:14:40 PM » |
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Not so sure. I've heard plenty of talk about you and your ex's, I mean friends...  |
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.
Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #887 on: May 10, 2011, 01:25:04 PM » |
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What can I say, I don't date ugly girls and the crazy ones are more entertaining.
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« Reply #888 on: May 10, 2011, 01:27:35 PM » |
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and the crazy ones are more entertaining.
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« Reply #889 on: May 10, 2011, 01:28:27 PM » |
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Bingo. Good to see we're on the same page.
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« Reply #890 on: May 10, 2011, 01:29:30 PM » |
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Page 69 of the kama sutra?
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Check out my oil filter forensics thread! Offended? Click here"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #891 on: May 10, 2011, 01:35:43 PM » |
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Just grabbing drinks and being a good boy I do have one ex that I'll try to pawn off on one of you guys though. Very cute to boot. |
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« Reply #892 on: May 10, 2011, 01:55:06 PM » |
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Make sure you spell out any and all commissions with B before handing her off......  |
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.  in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Sofadriver What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled! |
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« Reply #893 on: May 10, 2011, 02:29:28 PM » |
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There shall be a dowry.
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« Reply #894 on: May 10, 2011, 05:26:25 PM » |
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Make sure you spell out any and all commissions with B before handing her off...... Hey, it's not my fault that Stacey said not to share and that you could take care of yourself. |
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« Reply #895 on: May 10, 2011, 06:21:10 PM » |
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Hey, it's not my fault that Stacey said not to share and that you could take care of yourself. I actually can't blame her after the texting incident....... |
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« Reply #896 on: May 10, 2011, 06:51:17 PM » |
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I actually can't blame her after the texting incident.......
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« Reply #897 on: May 11, 2011, 06:07:42 AM » |
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Capital City Brewing, in Shirlington. Great place to sit and watch people park.  After the last debacle there the GF might stab me if I suggest Cap City. So I'm a probably not And as an alternate check out Sam Becketts down the block. If you care to go there I'd call ahead. They seem to be all about reservations |
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-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes. Good luck.
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« Reply #898 on: May 11, 2011, 01:25:47 PM » |
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After the last debacle there the GF might stab me if I suggest Cap City. So I'm a probably not
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« Reply #899 on: May 12, 2011, 02:44:56 AM » |
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Guys,
I'm in Maryland through the 21st. Fort meade to be precise for a class.
Anyone local?
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