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Started by DRKWNG, June 12, 2010, 11:12:32 AM

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Artful

#885
May 10, 2011, 02:12:56 PM
Lol that story is far longer and more complicated than you can possibly imagine :D

She's trouble with a capital 36DD.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

DRKWNG

#886
May 10, 2011, 02:14:40 PM
Not so sure.  I've heard plenty of talk about you and your ex's, I mean friends...   ;)
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Artful

#887
May 10, 2011, 02:25:04 PM
What can I say, I don't date ugly girls and the crazy ones are more entertaining.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

DRKWNG

#888
May 10, 2011, 02:27:35 PM
Quote from: Artful on May 10, 2011, 02:25:04 PM
and the crazy ones are more entertaining.

That's one way of putting it. 
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Artful

#889
May 10, 2011, 02:28:27 PM
Bingo. Good to see we're on the same page.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

ducatiz

#890
May 10, 2011, 02:29:30 PM
Page 69 of the kama sutra?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Artful

#891
May 10, 2011, 02:35:43 PM
Just grabbing drinks and being a good boy :D I do have one ex that I'll try to pawn off on one of you guys though. Very cute to boot.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

rgramjet

#892
May 10, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
Make sure you spell out any and all commissions with B before handing her off......



;D



Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Artful

#893
May 10, 2011, 03:29:28 PM
There shall be a dowry.
Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

DRKWNG

#894
May 10, 2011, 06:26:25 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 10, 2011, 02:55:06 PM
Make sure you spell out any and all commissions with B before handing her off......

;D

Hey, it's not my fault that Stacey said not to share and that you could take care of yourself.   :D
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

rgramjet

#895
May 10, 2011, 07:21:10 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on May 10, 2011, 06:26:25 PM
Hey, it's not my fault that Stacey said not to share and that you could take care of yourself.   :D

I actually can't blame her after the texting incident.......
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

DRKWNG

#896
May 10, 2011, 07:51:17 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on May 10, 2011, 07:21:10 PM
I actually can't blame her after the texting incident.......

[laugh] [laugh]
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Slide Panda

#897
May 11, 2011, 07:07:42 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on May 08, 2011, 07:06:42 PM
Capital City Brewing, in Shirlington.  Great place to sit and watch people park.   [thumbsup]

After the last debacle there the GF might stab me if I suggest Cap City. So I'm a probably not

And as an alternate check out Sam Becketts down the block. If you care to go there I'd call ahead. They seem to be all about reservations
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DRKWNG

#898
May 11, 2011, 02:25:47 PM
Quote from: Sad Panda on May 11, 2011, 07:07:42 AM
After the last debacle there the GF might stab me if I suggest Cap City. So I'm a probably not

It wasn't that terribly bad.  We just had to wait a little longer than usual. 
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Raux

#899
May 12, 2011, 03:44:56 AM
Guys,

I'm in Maryland through the 21st. Fort meade to be precise for a class.

Anyone local?

Raux
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