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Started by ducatiz, June 24, 2010, 02:51:07 AM

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KnightofNi

#45
June 25, 2010, 03:15:46 PM
Quote from: derby on June 24, 2010, 03:40:22 PM
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#46
June 25, 2010, 03:56:28 PM
Quote from: RetroSBK on June 25, 2010, 06:15:04 AM
Ducatiz, when you guys hang out, he is a midget next to you?

Why bag on the guy? Hes a super cool guy that rides Motorcycles, I dont get the whole hating on him thing, unless its out of jealousy.




Not when I met him he wasn't.   [roll]  Sherman, CT circa 1995?  give or take a year?

I'd say more, but he'd probably try to sue me or some shit.
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#47
June 25, 2010, 03:58:35 PM
Quote from: Bacon Junkie on June 25, 2010, 03:56:28 PM

Not when I met him he wasn't.   [roll]  Sherman, CT circa 1995?  give or take a year?

I'd say more, but he'd probably try to sue me or some shit.

He can't sue you for such things. Let him try. I'll lead by example.


Know what I heard about Tom Cruise? I heard he can't orgasm unless he kills a dog.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

krolik

#48
June 25, 2010, 04:11:30 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 25, 2010, 03:58:35 PM
He can't sue you for such things. Let him try. I'll lead by example.


Know what I heard about Tom Cruise? I heard he can't orgasm unless he kills a dog.



How big & what kind of dog?
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

koko64

#49
June 25, 2010, 06:36:19 PM
2015 Scrambler 800

koko64

#50
June 25, 2010, 06:44:47 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 25, 2010, 03:58:35 PM
He can't sue you for such things. Let him try. I'll lead by example.


Know what I heard about Tom Cruise? I heard he can't orgasm unless he kills a dog.



:o That would be defamation/slander here in Oz! Mr Incredible is indestructible!

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redxblack

#51
June 25, 2010, 08:42:07 PM
The only thing I'm jealous of Cruise over is he has a functioning p-51 mustang that he actually flies. That, and that he can afford to fly it.

And his mustang is not a made over aprilla, either.

Kopfjäger

#52
June 25, 2010, 08:55:08 PM
Did someone say P-51?  [evil]

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#53
June 26, 2010, 02:49:31 AM Last Edit: June 26, 2010, 02:56:01 AM by Mother
Quote from: RetroSBK on June 25, 2010, 06:15:04 AM

Why bag on the guy? Hes a super cool guy that rides Motorcycles, I dont get the whole hating on him thing, unless its out of jealousy.



because he took Katie Holmes and turned her from this:




to this:



and for that he is an asshole

krolik

#54
June 26, 2010, 07:40:40 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on June 25, 2010, 08:55:08 PM
Did someone say P-51?  [evil]


I think the sound editor dubbed in an inline four engine on that. ;D
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

BellissiMoto

#55
June 26, 2010, 08:24:27 AM
Saw the movie last night, and I've gotta say it was pretty dam good!  [thumbsup]

I enjoyed pretty much every second of it, so if you haven't seen it, go do it!

ducatiz

#56
June 26, 2010, 12:57:41 PM
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#57
June 26, 2010, 01:57:22 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on June 26, 2010, 12:57:41 PM
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#58
June 26, 2010, 04:17:56 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on June 26, 2010, 12:57:41 PM
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#59
June 27, 2010, 07:10:25 AM
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