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« Reply #780 on: April 25, 2011, 03:51:20 PM »


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« Reply #781 on: April 25, 2011, 04:16:42 PM »




Damn!  Sarah Jessica Parker really does look like a horse!!!
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« Reply #782 on: April 25, 2011, 04:22:19 PM »

Yes. She does. waytogo
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The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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« Reply #783 on: April 25, 2011, 05:05:06 PM »

Damn!  Sarah Jessica Parker really does look like a horse!!!

Okay I couldn't resist.   Grin  Not work or children appropriate.

Seth MacFarlane bashes Sarah Jessica Parker!
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« Reply #784 on: April 25, 2011, 05:07:46 PM »

^^^^      laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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« Reply #785 on: April 25, 2011, 05:11:33 PM »

Awesome!!!  laughingdp   laughingdp
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It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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« Reply #786 on: April 25, 2011, 05:47:29 PM »

Me too!!  laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp That's funny as hell!
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #787 on: April 25, 2011, 05:56:41 PM »

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« Reply #788 on: April 25, 2011, 05:57:03 PM »

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Yes, that is my garage.  Yes I am a little on the redneck side.

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« Reply #789 on: April 25, 2011, 05:59:20 PM »

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« Reply #790 on: April 25, 2011, 06:13:23 PM »

Been there, done that.  I'm with ya.

Works great to tell the truth!  Got one fork off and almost ready for refitting.  Gotta get a seal driver (correct size PVC) and I'll be done with that side and move on and fix the other side.

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« Reply #791 on: April 25, 2011, 06:35:50 PM »



"You realize that when you put gas in a car that it..."

"Shut up, I'm just writing what the lawyers told me to write."

(Obligatory "I'm not an asshole" disclaimer: Burned kids aren't hilarious, etc. Roll Eyes)
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« Reply #792 on: April 25, 2011, 06:38:13 PM »



I don't know if it's funny or sad, but I see this stuff daily at work...
 
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« Reply #793 on: April 25, 2011, 06:43:49 PM »

"You realize that when you put gas in a car that it..."

"Shut up, I'm just writing what the lawyers told me to write."

 laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

My first thought as well.
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« Reply #794 on: April 25, 2011, 07:30:03 PM »

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