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« Reply #780 on: April 25, 2011, 03:51:20 PM » |
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2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes 1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts. Now running flogged successfully NHMS 12 customized. Twice. T3 too. Ducati Monster Forum at www.ducatimonsterforum.org
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« Reply #781 on: April 25, 2011, 04:16:42 PM » |
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Damn! Sarah Jessica Parker really does look like a horse!!!
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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She pointed and laughed at my
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« Reply #782 on: April 25, 2011, 04:22:19 PM » |
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Yes. She does. ![waytogo](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/waytogo.gif)
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!
I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!
The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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Some call it a sub, dagwood, hoagie or footlong. I just call it my...
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« Reply #784 on: April 25, 2011, 05:07:46 PM » |
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It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #785 on: April 25, 2011, 05:11:33 PM » |
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Awesome!!! ![laughingdp](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/laughdmf.gif)
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It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last. She brought us some epic beer.
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She pointed and laughed at my
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« Reply #786 on: April 25, 2011, 05:47:29 PM » |
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Me too!! ![laughingdp](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/laughdmf.gif) That's funny as hell!
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!
I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!
The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #787 on: April 25, 2011, 05:56:41 PM » |
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« Reply #788 on: April 25, 2011, 05:57:03 PM » |
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Redneck front stand: ![](http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn168/the_journeyman/FrontStand01-1024.jpg) Yes, that is my garage. Yes I am a little on the redneck side. JM Been there, done that. I'm with ya.
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The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. - HST
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« Reply #789 on: April 25, 2011, 05:59:20 PM » |
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« Reply #790 on: April 25, 2011, 06:13:23 PM » |
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Been there, done that. I'm with ya.
Works great to tell the truth! Got one fork off and almost ready for refitting. Gotta get a seal driver (correct size PVC) and I'll be done with that side and move on and fix the other side. JM
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Got Torque? ADULT TRUTHS
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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« Reply #791 on: April 25, 2011, 06:35:50 PM » |
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![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/zarn02/gasfire.jpg) "You realize that when you put gas in a car that it..." "Shut up, I'm just writing what the lawyers told me to write." (Obligatory "I'm not an asshole" disclaimer: Burned kids aren't hilarious, etc. )
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"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."
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« Reply #792 on: April 25, 2011, 06:38:13 PM » |
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I don't know if it's funny or sad, but I see this stuff daily at work... ![Undecided](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/undecided.gif) ![bacon](https://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/bacon.gif)
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
Save the Brass...
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« Reply #793 on: April 25, 2011, 06:43:49 PM » |
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"You realize that when you put gas in a car that it..."
"Shut up, I'm just writing what the lawyers told me to write."
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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« Reply #794 on: April 25, 2011, 07:30:03 PM » |
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