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krolik

#180
August 11, 2011, 04:21:13 PM
Quote from: ryandalling on August 11, 2011, 03:29:17 PM
Work friend of mine sent me this one.... She asked if I thought she should date the dude... I said hell no.

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/2542100095.html

[roll]


Good luck with that. You'll need it.


BTW, he has one of three Milles in Arizona, but he lives in Oregon?
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lethe

#181
August 11, 2011, 04:25:27 PM
the "epitome of handymen" sounds like the epitome of douchbags
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OneWheelDrive

#182
August 11, 2011, 04:44:06 PM
"I ALSO HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR DOUBLE PENETRATION OR 'DP' for short. That being said, if you're not really into DP or kinky sex, I assure that I am not the guy for you." :o

Hmm, he sounded so promising....  For the record, doesn't DP require another guy to be involved in the action?
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lethe

#183
August 11, 2011, 04:49:09 PM
Quote from: OneWheelDrive on August 11, 2011, 04:44:06 PM
"I ALSO HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR DOUBLE PENETRATION OR 'DP' for short. That being said, if you're not really into DP or kinky sex, I assure that I am not the guy for you." :o

Hmm, he sounded so promising....  For the record, doesn't DP require another guy to be involved in the action?
unless he's so badass that he's already packing a pair on his own
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zarn02

#184
August 11, 2011, 05:10:34 PM
Quote from: ryandalling on August 11, 2011, 03:29:17 PM
Work friend of mine sent me this one.... She asked if I thought she should date the dude... I said hell no.

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/2542100095.html

Wow.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

eltristo

#185
August 11, 2011, 05:42:50 PM
Quote from: lethe on August 11, 2011, 04:49:09 PM
unless he's so badass that he's already packing a pair on his own

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AJ

#186
August 11, 2011, 10:59:28 PM
 [laugh]
That's gotta be his buddies (guys only!) pranking him.
[laugh]
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Quote from: krolik on August 11, 2011, 04:21:13 PM
BTW, he has one of three Milles in Arizona, but he lives in Oregon?
Yeah, I was confused by that too.
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It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

fastwin

#187
August 12, 2011, 06:34:21 AM
Quote from: zarn02 on August 11, 2011, 05:10:34 PM
Wow.

Wow is right. :P [bang] A book could be written about what's wrong with that guy. Could someone actually write that about themselves and be serious? And then expect folks to seriously respond? It's not like Craigslist needs any more bad press.
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muskrat

#188
August 12, 2011, 07:44:04 AM
 [laugh]
If this is a prank I'd love to be in the room when it's revealed to the idiot.  Masterful prank indeed.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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Speedbag

#189
August 12, 2011, 07:51:20 AM
Quote from: muskrat on August 12, 2011, 07:44:04 AM
[laugh]
If this is a prank I'd love to be in the room when it's revealed to the idiot.  Masterful prank indeed.


+1

Well played, if legit.  [clap]
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fastwin

#190
August 12, 2011, 07:58:08 AM
I'd be chasing my friends down the street with a meat cleaver if they pulled a stunt like that! Of course I'd be laughing my ass off with them later over a few beers.... and planning my revenge! [evil] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

VisceralReaction

#191
August 12, 2011, 09:39:56 AM
Maybe he's the one that likes the DP?  :o
As in the receiver?
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Oldfisti

#192
August 12, 2011, 10:20:49 AM
He forgot to include his penchant for playing tummy sticks.
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muskrat

#193
August 12, 2011, 06:47:57 PM
don't go to bed mad, stay up late and plot your revenge.  someone reply to him and see if this shit's legit.  I'd love a thread that's all about craigslist replies.  we'd laugh for days.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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jc.cyberdemon

#194
August 20, 2011, 06:24:56 AM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/sha/2553079532.html

you know you want to let him stay with you...
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