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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #180 on: August 11, 2011, 03:21:13 PM »

Quote from: ryandalling on August 11, 2011, 02:29:17 PM

Work friend of mine sent me this one.... She asked if I thought she should date the dude... I said hell no.

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/2542100095.html

Good luck with that. You'll need it.

BTW, he has one of three Milles in Arizona, but he lives in Oregon?


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #181 on: August 11, 2011, 03:25:27 PM »

the "epitome of handymen" sounds like the epitome of douchbags


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #182 on: August 11, 2011, 03:44:06 PM »

"I ALSO HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR DOUBLE PENETRATION OR 'DP' for short. That being said, if you're not really into DP or kinky sex, I assure that I am not the guy for you." Shocked

Hmm, he sounded so promising.... For the record, doesn't DP require another guy to be involved in the action?


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #183 on: August 11, 2011, 03:49:09 PM »

Quote from: OneWheelDrive on August 11, 2011, 03:44:06 PM

"I ALSO HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR DOUBLE PENETRATION OR 'DP' for short. That being said, if you're not really into DP or kinky sex, I assure that I am not the guy for you." Shocked

Hmm, he sounded so promising.... For the record, doesn't DP require another guy to be involved in the action?

unless he's so badass that he's already packing a pair on his own


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #184 on: August 11, 2011, 04:10:34 PM »

Quote from: ryandalling on August 11, 2011, 02:29:17 PM

Work friend of mine sent me this one.... She asked if I thought she should date the dude... I said hell no.

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/m4w/2542100095.html

Wow.


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #185 on: August 11, 2011, 04:42:50 PM »

Quote from: lethe on August 11, 2011, 03:49:09 PM

unless he's so badass that he's already packing a pair on his own

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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #186 on: August 11, 2011, 09:59:28 PM »

That's gotta be his buddies (guys only!) pranking him.
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Quote from: krolik on August 11, 2011, 03:21:13 PM

BTW, he has one of three Milles in Arizona, but he lives in Oregon?

Yeah, I was confused by that too.


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #187 on: August 12, 2011, 05:34:21 AM »

Quote from: zarn02 on August 11, 2011, 04:10:34 PM

Wow.

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A book could be written about what's wrong with that guy. Could someone actually write that about themselves and be serious? And then expect folks to seriously respond? It's not like Craigslist needs any more bad press.


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #188 on: August 12, 2011, 06:44:04 AM »

If this is a prank I'd love to be in the room when it's revealed to the idiot. Masterful prank indeed.


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #189 on: August 12, 2011, 06:51:20 AM »

Quote from: muskrat on August 12, 2011, 06:44:04 AM

If this is a prank I'd love to be in the room when it's revealed to the idiot. Masterful prank indeed.

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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #190 on: August 12, 2011, 06:58:08 AM »

I'd be chasing my friends down the street with a meat cleaver if they pulled a stunt like that! Of course I'd be laughing my ass off with them later over a few beers.... and planning my revenge! Evil


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #191 on: August 12, 2011, 08:39:56 AM »

Maybe he's the one that likes the DP? Shocked

As in the receiver?


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #192 on: August 12, 2011, 09:20:49 AM »

He forgot to include his penchant for playing tummy sticks.


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Re: The Best of Craigslist

« Reply #193 on: August 12, 2011, 05:47:57 PM »

don't go to bed mad, stay up late and plot your revenge. someone reply to him and see if this shit's legit. I'd love a thread that's all about craigslist replies. we'd laugh for days.