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KnightofNi

#1020
November 07, 2008, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on November 07, 2008, 06:13:27 PM
Captain makes some good rums [thumbsup]

JM

the captain is a good man

i would serve aboard his ship just for the rum
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

the_Journeyman

#1021
November 07, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
Gimme the grog!

JM
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KnightofNi

#1022
November 07, 2008, 06:28:31 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on November 07, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
Gimme the grog!

JM

you want dirty water mixed with rum to hide the taste?  ???
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

FatguyRacer

#1023
November 07, 2008, 09:40:20 PM
Holy crap! great fracking night. Partying with the homies on the cycling team. Night started with 2 Sams at the local Japanese steak house followed up with a trip to the liquor store with same homies and then to another teamates house for more drinking. I think I had about 3 shots of 1792 and 2 shot of Makers Mark, a Groulsh and a 24 oz Sierra Neveda Pale Ale. I havnet drank this much in yyears.

To0moorrwo. IM gonna by me a bottle of that 1792. Smoothest burbon i've ever had. blows makers mark outta the water.
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Oldfisti

#1024
November 08, 2008, 03:42:43 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on November 07, 2008, 06:10:06 PM
Capt & Ginger = Dark & Stormy, particularly Gosling's & ginger ale, which is excellent for a mixed drink.

JM


You need ginger beer(stronger) and Black Seal to make a proper Dark & Stormy.  Sorry to be a stickler.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

jdubbs32584

#1025
November 08, 2008, 10:37:57 PM
officially drunkled




sending drunkled txt messages rto your bf aka Mother while d runk is fun !

Oldfisti

#1026
November 08, 2008, 10:46:51 PM
I was earlier before I passed out. Now I'm half sober and wide awake!   [bang]  Oh well. Time for more  [drink]   [thumbsup]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

zarn02

#1027
November 09, 2008, 03:04:07 AM
Quote from: alfisti on November 08, 2008, 10:46:51 PM
I was earlier before I passed out. Now I'm half sober and wide awake!   [bang]  Oh well. Time for more  [drink]   [thumbsup]

i hate the half sober and wide awake thing. happy when i can sleep fully through till sobriety, and un-hungoveredness. :P
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

TiNi

#1028
November 09, 2008, 03:23:05 PM
Quote from: alfisti on November 08, 2008, 03:42:43 AM

You need ginger beer(stronger) and Black Seal to make a proper Dark & Stormy.  Sorry to be a stickler.

i'm a stickler too  ;)

Oldfisti

#1029
November 09, 2008, 08:23:48 PM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on November 09, 2008, 03:23:05 PM
i'm a stickler too  ;)


Good to know you're taking this seriously.   ;D   


BTW, what's up with the fitness thread being way busier than this one?    [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Buckethead

#1030
November 09, 2008, 08:28:21 PM
It's Sunday.

Not everyone has Monday and/or Tuesday off.

I do, tho, so I'm  [drink]

#7 right now.  [thumbsup]
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ducpainter

#1031
November 09, 2008, 08:30:38 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on November 09, 2008, 08:28:21 PM
It's Sunday.

Not everyone has Monday and/or Tuesday off.

I do, tho, so I'm  [drink]

#7 right now.  [thumbsup]
I could...but I can't...

but I'm in this nether region between drunk and tired.

Not really either.

I think I need a drink.
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Oldfisti

#1032
November 11, 2008, 08:52:16 PM
Note to everybody:  Jones brand berry lemonade only tastes good with lots of vodka. That is all.     [evil]   [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

KnightofNi

#1033
November 12, 2008, 09:01:15 AM
Quote from: JBubble on November 08, 2008, 10:37:57 PM
officially drunkled




sending drunkled txt messages rto your bf aka Mother while d runk is fun !

ohh christ, you're one of them

:P
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Oldfisti

#1034
November 12, 2008, 03:05:36 PM
I'm very disappointed that this threed is as slow as it is. Y'all are making ME feel like the alcoholic!    [laugh]    [drink]     ;D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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