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« Reply #1020 on: November 07, 2008, 06:14:59 PM »

Captain makes some good rums waytogo

JM

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i would serve aboard his ship just for the rum
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #1021 on: November 07, 2008, 06:23:20 PM »

Gimme the grog!

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« Reply #1022 on: November 07, 2008, 06:28:31 PM »

Gimme the grog!

JM

you want dirty water mixed with rum to hide the taste?  Huh?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1023 on: November 07, 2008, 09:40:20 PM »

Holy crap! great fracking night. Partying with the homies on the cycling team. Night started with 2 Sams at the local Japanese steak house followed up with a trip to the liquor store with same homies and then to another teamates house for more drinking. I think I had about 3 shots of 1792 and 2 shot of Makers Mark, a Groulsh and a 24 oz Sierra Neveda Pale Ale. I havnet drank this much in yyears.

To0moorrwo. IM gonna by me a bottle of that 1792. Smoothest burbon i've ever had. blows makers mark outta the water.
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« Reply #1024 on: November 08, 2008, 03:42:43 AM »

Capt & Ginger = Dark & Stormy, particularly Gosling's & ginger ale, which is excellent for a mixed drink.

JM


You need ginger beer(stronger) and Black Seal to make a proper Dark & Stormy.  Sorry to be a stickler.
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1025 on: November 08, 2008, 10:37:57 PM »

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sending drunkled txt messages rto your bf aka Mother while d runk is fun !
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« Reply #1026 on: November 08, 2008, 10:46:51 PM »

I was earlier before I passed out. Now I'm half sober and wide awake!   bang head  Oh well. Time for more  drink   waytogo
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1027 on: November 09, 2008, 03:04:07 AM »

I was earlier before I passed out. Now I'm half sober and wide awake!   bang head  Oh well. Time for more  drink   waytogo

i hate the half sober and wide awake thing. happy when i can sleep fully through till sobriety, and un-hungoveredness. Tongue
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« Reply #1028 on: November 09, 2008, 03:23:05 PM »


You need ginger beer(stronger) and Black Seal to make a proper Dark & Stormy.  Sorry to be a stickler.

i'm a stickler too  Wink
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« Reply #1029 on: November 09, 2008, 08:23:48 PM »

i'm a stickler too  Wink


Good to know you're taking this seriously.   Grin   


BTW, what's up with the fitness thread being way busier than this one?    drink
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1030 on: November 09, 2008, 08:28:21 PM »

It's Sunday.

Not everyone has Monday and/or Tuesday off.

I do, tho, so I'm  drink

#7 right now.  waytogo
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« Reply #1031 on: November 09, 2008, 08:30:38 PM »

It's Sunday.

Not everyone has Monday and/or Tuesday off.

I do, tho, so I'm  drink

#7 right now.  waytogo
I could...but I can't...

but I'm in this nether region between drunk and tired.

Not really either.

I think I need a drink.
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« Reply #1032 on: November 11, 2008, 08:52:16 PM »

Note to everybody:  Jones brand berry lemonade only tastes good with lots of vodka. That is all.     Evil   drink
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1033 on: November 12, 2008, 09:01:15 AM »

officially drunkled




sending drunkled txt messages rto your bf aka Mother while d runk is fun !

ohh christ, you're one of them

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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1034 on: November 12, 2008, 03:05:36 PM »

I'm very disappointed that this threed is as slow as it is. Y'all are making ME feel like the alcoholic!    laughingdp    drink     Grin
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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