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« Reply #2745 on: December 21, 2012, 03:39:25 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on December 21, 2012, 03:27:02 AM
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« Reply #2746 on: December 21, 2012, 03:57:58 AM »
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« Reply #2747 on: December 29, 2012, 07:44:20 AM »
Went out for wings last night for my birthday.  Started the night of with this.  It was gone before the food arrived...



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« Reply #2748 on: December 29, 2012, 09:31:14 PM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 29, 2012, 07:44:20 AM
Went out for wings last night for my birthday.  Started the night of with this.  It was gone before the food arrived...



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Hell of a way to start a night losing your right arm, still, having wings would more than compensate.
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« Reply #2749 on: December 29, 2012, 09:44:33 PM »
Quote from: brimo on December 29, 2012, 09:31:14 PM
Hell of a way to start a night losing your right arm, still, having wings would more than compensate.
you never did let on where you eere having wings at.
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« Reply #2750 on: December 30, 2012, 05:46:17 AM »
Wild Wing Cafe.  Asheville, NC.  Good place, has live entertainment a lot too ~

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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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« Reply #2751 on: December 30, 2012, 03:39:00 PM »
At least y'all can drink. My felony probation officer wife bought me a breathalyzer for Chirstmas and is always asking to blow in it before I drive anywhere. bang head I know she cares but she's taking her job home with her now. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2752 on: December 30, 2012, 03:45:17 PM »
Quote from: fastwin on December 30, 2012, 03:39:00 PM
At least y'all can drink. My felony probation officer wife bought me a breathalyzer for Chirstmas and is always asking to blow in it before I drive anywhere. bang head I know she cares but she's taking her job home with her now. Roll Eyes

You're married you can drink at home with her now. No need to go anywhere.
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« Reply #2753 on: January 01, 2013, 07:30:41 PM »
I predict a hangover in the morning. I usually do not drink for the entire month of January. I had some beer left in the fridge, so I am drinking it. On the last one now. spell check loved this!   chug
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« Reply #2754 on: January 26, 2013, 08:39:00 PM »
I'm make the beast with two backsin ripped

Nom idea how Mich beer I had before I switched to long islands.

NTMA Blue Collar Bash. I bought tickets for me, wife and,all the guys in the shop.

Good times.

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« Reply #2755 on: January 30, 2013, 08:15:13 PM »
Had a bit of the Nate juice this evening.  Polish variety.  Here's to remembering to post in this threed before it's too late to post anywhere!   drink drink drink




If it's good enough to Die Hard for, then it's good enough for me!

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #2756 on: January 30, 2013, 10:13:22 PM »
Mr I told me to raid his liquor stash.



I did. he had a couple of nice rums in there. thank god the bottle wasn't full.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #2757 on: January 31, 2013, 03:36:53 PM »
Sobieski is good stuff!

Yea, rum is totally my favorite.  I should be a pirate that only steals rum.

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« Reply #2758 on: January 31, 2013, 04:10:56 PM »
JM, like this one?
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« Reply #2759 on: February 01, 2013, 09:24:40 PM »
Quote from: alfisti on January 30, 2013, 08:15:13 PM
Had a bit of the Nate juice this evening.  Polish variety.  Here's to remembering to post in this threed before it's too late to post anywhere!   drink drink drink




If it's good enough to Die Hard for, then it's good enough for me!

  Cheesy

Too much of that stuff and "hard" is what you won't be.
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"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917
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