The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[KnightofNi]

you didn't wake up in the street/a dumpser/stranger's house?

Nah. I was drinking at home. Although if it was a really good night none of those options should be ruled out!    

i have been drinking at home, insides, and woken up in the yard.
there have also been times that i jsut don't know how or why i ended up in the room i was in, with the clothes i had on (or lack thereof), or the position i was in.

[TiNi]

i woke up one morning on the living room floor,
still dressed in the clothes form previous day,
with grass stains on the knees of my khaki's   

and before you all go making up stuff,
i was playing drunk dodge ball with a pilates ball 

[eltristo]

i woke up one morning on the living room floor,
still dressed in the clothes form previous day,
with grass stains on the knees of my khaki's   

and before you all go making up stuff,
i was playing drunk dodge ball with a pilates ball 

way to beat us to the punch.  fun-taker-awayer 

[DucatiBastard]

i woke up one morning on the living room floor,
still dressed in the clothes form previous day,
with grass stains on the knees of my khaki's   

and before you all go making up stuff,
i was playing drunk dodge ball with a pilates ball 

remionds me of the Johnny Cash song, "Sunday Mornin' Coming Down"

"Well  I woke up Sunday morning, with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
And the beer i had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert
I'd smoked my mind the night before, on cigarettes and songs I'd been singin"
...
"On a Sunday morning sidewalk, I'm wishing Lord, that I was stoned
Cause there's something in a Sunday, that makes a body feel alone
And there's nothing, short of dying, thats as half as lonesome as the sound
of a sleeping city sidewalk, and Sunday mornin' coming down"

...etc, etc,etc

[teddy037.2]

yes!

but I could be better off

where's that dan g whisky?

[KnightofNi]

i woke up one morning on the living room floor,
still dressed in the clothes form previous day,
with grass stains on the knees of my khaki's   

and before you all go making up stuff,
i was playing drunk dodge ball with a pilates ball 

so was your face sore?


we were discussing BRIs on new years eve because we got into a 30 min long firefight with the nerf guns i bought. i got shot in the eye, so i hoarded all the darts and unloaded on the guy that did it. suprisingly i'm a decent shot while hammered.

what's your best/funniest beer related injury? (injuries sustained after drinking alcohol are acceptable too)

[TiNi]

happy new year travis

so was your face sore?

no, but my knee was 

what's your best/funniest beer related injury? (injuries sustained after drinking alcohol are acceptable too)

not actually an injury, but apparently i like to get a little close to the fire pit 
one of my fleece jackets has the burn holes to prove it 

yours?

[KnightofNi]

the funniest was probably setting my beard on fire.


the worst was the unexplained scratches that went the entire length of my back. i think i was trying to crawl under the deck at my friends place for some reason.

[TiNi]

the worst was the unexplained scratches that went the entire length of my back. i think i was trying to crawl under the deck at my friends place for some reason.

 

omg i can picture that

 

what could have made you do that?
hmmmm...

[KnightofNi]

omg i can picture that

 

what could have made you do that?
hmmmm...

it oculd have had something to do witht he handle of captain i drank and the mixed shots i was doing that day

i think i was trying to get a pool toy or something out from underneath the deck. at night, with people stomping and jumping on the deck above me.

there was also the night that turned into naked time at the same friends house. it was a full moon and we were sprinting around her backyard (the pool had a fence but we went outside of the fence) in full view of the neighbors. i fell asleep on the hammok at the edge of the woods and was being eaten alive by mosquitos. there's nothing quite like haveing a bug bite on your wang

[the_Journeyman]

what's your best/funniest beer related injury? (injuries sustained after drinking alcohol are acceptable too)

Possibly this one...  I got drunk one night in college...  Imagine that...  Anyway, I was so drunk I forgot how to speak English and was only speaking Spanish.  However, I've only got the vocabulary of a 5-year old (if that) so it was funny.  Don't really know/remember much about that night.  But we must have played rugby or something.  My jeans & shirt were filthy with dirt/grass/twigs etc and I was sore like I'd been lifting weights & running the prior day  

JM

i fell asleep on the hammok at the edge of the woods and was being eaten alive by mosquitos. there's nothing quite like haveing a bug bite on your wang

Cue the song Skeeter on my Peeter

JM

[Slag]

Hmm. Wine drunk. I will not be happy tomorrow 

[eltristo]

Good tequila and mexican food = happy Tristo!   

[Rev. Millertime]

Been a long time since I've been inebriated enough to post in this thread.

This is the first night since I have been on this project (been here since august) that I've been to the bar... damn I'm going to regret this in the morning!


Jim Beam came for a visit tonight.... asshole!

[pndwind]

I think I need to make more time to drink. Its to much fun I miss.   Wheres the shot glass smiley???
Smirnoff is good. Oh well.