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« Reply #1350 on: May 25, 2009, 12:11:37 AM »
drunkled... again. why hast thou whiskey garnered such strength over mine morals

meh... make the beast with two backs it chug
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If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
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« Reply #1351 on: May 25, 2009, 06:06:06 PM »
Quote from: vonkeswick on May 25, 2009, 12:11:37 AM
drunkled... again. why hast thou whiskey garnered such strength over mine morals

meh... make the beast with two backs it chug

that's why I never let the whiskey sit around the house for very long.


...that next bottle will play nice. I know it will  Grin
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« Reply #1352 on: May 26, 2009, 01:52:50 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 25, 2009, 06:06:06 PM
that's why I never let the whiskey sit around the house for very long.


...that next bottle will play nice. I know it will  Grin

lol the next bottle always plays nice when you have the previous bottle to show it you mean serious business Wink
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If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
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« Reply #1353 on: May 26, 2009, 08:13:23 AM »
Quote from: vonkeswick on May 26, 2009, 01:52:50 AM
lol the next bottle always plays nice when you have the previous bottle to show it you mean serious business Wink

man! is that what i've been doing wrong all these years?
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« Reply #1354 on: May 27, 2009, 09:35:49 PM »
ugh... drunk

 drink chug
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God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
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« Reply #1355 on: May 28, 2009, 08:04:47 AM »
Drunk at neighborhood watch meeting last night.  I think it helped.
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« Reply #1356 on: May 28, 2009, 08:06:12 AM »
Quote from: elTristo on May 28, 2009, 08:04:47 AM
Drunk at neighborhood watch meeting last night.  I think it helped.

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you're so cool
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« Reply #1357 on: May 28, 2009, 07:00:54 PM »
I is/are drunkled again.

Hendricks' Gin & White grape juice this time are to blame...

That be all.
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« Reply #1358 on: May 28, 2009, 07:06:51 PM »
At least I'm in good company.

Also, I'm watching "Long Way Down" and having grandiose visions of my upcoming trip to Nova Scotia.

Hooooooray, beer!
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« Reply #1359 on: May 28, 2009, 07:11:29 PM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 28, 2009, 07:00:54 PM
I is/are drunkled again.

Hendricks' Gin & White grape juice this time are to blame...

That be all.


Hendricks is some damn fine gin right there.  waytogo

Still lightly hung over (headache) from last night's activities.  bang head

I always wanna post here whilst droonk but by the time I think about it I'm already too shithoused to use the computer. Every time.   cheeky
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« Reply #1360 on: May 28, 2009, 07:22:19 PM »
Quote from: alfisti on May 28, 2009, 07:11:29 PM
I always wanna post here whilst droonk but by the time I think about it I'm already too shithoused to use the computer. Every time.   cheeky

Funny how that works.

Quote from: alfisti on May 28, 2009, 07:11:29 PM
Hendricks is some damn fine gin right there.  waytogo

Agreed.  waytogo
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« Reply #1361 on: May 28, 2009, 07:35:39 PM »
This is a pre-drunk post. I'm not yet but I will be very soon. I'm wrecking my brain trying to figure out this housing situation. If I don't get someone to move in here I'm screwed and can't move back home, because paying rent here would make me unable to afford rent there. Unless I were to bail anyway, in which case rent probably wouldn't be covered and the other 3 tenants here will get evicted. Then I'll be home, but I'll be responsible for 3 people getting kicked out on the streets and I won't do that to them. If I had the money I'd be glad to give rent for this month, then just get outta dodge, and they'll will have a month to find someone. In effect, a 30 day's notice. And I can't be held responsible after that.

Jesus, I'm rambling, time to get some drinks in me drink
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If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
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« Reply #1362 on: May 29, 2009, 08:07:57 AM »
had me some crystal head vodka last night.

we just got some in the shop. not too shabby, and you pour it from a freakin' skull  Grin

there will be screwdrivers after work tonight
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« Reply #1363 on: May 29, 2009, 10:01:23 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 29, 2009, 08:07:57 AM
there will be screwdrivers after work tonight

That's cool!

JM
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« Reply #1364 on: May 29, 2009, 10:57:45 AM »
Lovin' the Hendricks Gin man....

Any other fine gins I should try?
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