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teddy037.2

#1425
August 21, 2009, 08:12:08 AM
Quote from: Stella on August 14, 2009, 08:03:22 PM
no one has been drinking excessively since July 29?? 

oh, I have... I still don't have internet at home, so no drunk posting for me

I did kill all my coopers and guinness last night, though  [drink]

NAKID

#1426
August 21, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
No one nearby you can steal wireless from?
2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

cyrus buelton

#1427
August 21, 2009, 01:26:01 PM
I spoke with some sales rep at 3p today who was drunk as make the beast with two backs watching the little league world series..............


no wonder sales are down.



he'll get his; I am friends with his manager.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

teddy037.2

#1428
August 21, 2009, 04:40:46 PM
Quote from: NAKID on August 21, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
No one nearby you can steal wireless from?

I'll need a new lappy. my old desktop is... old...

KnightofNi

#1429
August 21, 2009, 06:04:00 PM
teddy, i lost your number. i'm playing dial-a-shot!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

LMT

#1430
August 21, 2009, 08:17:15 PM
One bottle of wine?  Check.
Second bottle of wine? (for 2 light drinkers)  Check.

LMT with a pleasant buzz?  Check!

I love the weekends!   [wine]

teddy037.2

#1431
August 22, 2009, 01:27:54 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 21, 2009, 06:04:00 PM
teddy, i lost your number. i'm playing dial-a-shot!

dang it!

i'll txt ya in a bit

KnightofNi

#1432
August 22, 2009, 07:23:29 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on August 22, 2009, 01:27:54 PM
dang it!

i'll txt ya in a bit

still waiting tedster


ohh and i buzz
umm, hold on, i think i more than buzz.

yes. i drunk  :o
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DoubleEagle

#1433
August 24, 2009, 06:17:49 PM
Hey Ted , how's the Maui crop going this year ?

I love the Maui Wowi !

Dolph     :)
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

teddy037.2

#1434
August 25, 2009, 08:10:58 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2009, 07:23:29 PM
still waiting tedster


ohh and i buzz
umm, hold on, i think i more than buzz.

yes. i drunk  :o

oh, you shoosh.

i've been busy. PM sent...


Quote from: DoubleEagle on August 24, 2009, 06:17:49 PM
Hey Ted , how's the Maui crop going this year ?

I love the Maui Wowi !

Dolph     :)

I wouldn't know, son.

teddy037.2

#1435
August 25, 2009, 09:05:13 PM
wooooooo

catchin' a buzz is easy when you don't eat nothin' all day

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

KnightofNi

#1436
August 28, 2009, 04:23:43 PM
i think i might finish my rum tonight

the bottle started out relatively full  :o
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

superjohn

#1437
September 02, 2009, 06:07:33 PM
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

I am thoroughly toasted on the green fairy right now.

Just thought I'd share.

So far I've not succeeded in severing a sensory extremity, but if this keeps up, I may.

Buckethead

#1438
September 02, 2009, 06:11:14 PM
Quote from: superjohn on September 02, 2009, 06:07:33 PM
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

I am thoroughly toasted on the green fairy right now.

Just thought I'd share.

So far I've not succeeded in severing a sensory extremity, but if this keeps up, I may.

Keep them ears where they started.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

teddy037.2

#1439
September 03, 2009, 08:33:41 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 28, 2009, 04:23:43 PM
i think i might finish my rum tonight

the bottle started out relatively full  :o

got a sample bottle of some filipino "rum" from the shop

dear god is it nasty  :-\
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