The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself threed....

Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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DRKWNG

Two script pain killers, two script muscle relaxers and a three finger pour of Woodford's Reserve.  Sweet dreams are made of this... 

the_Journeyman

Quote from: DuCaTiNi on December 05, 2009, 11:52:57 AM
nice shot JM!

and by the looks of that bottle, you're not druunkled yet  ;)

Thanks!

Yea, my post-drunkled shots never turn out good!  [laugh]

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.


KnightofNi

i love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch.
her eit goes, down down, down into my belly.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

teddy037.2

jameson, $2 bass pints, then free beer over at the shack.

and now I am home.


ohh! I gots scotch!

KnightofNi

why can't i ever find this thread easily when i'm drunk?


we have killed half a handle fo captain morgan's

kahty just came out wearing something cute and holding monty python and the holy grail.
WOOT


the funny part is it's her b-day, not mine  [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

tcspeedfreak

leinenkugels original, a head ache, and me ready to kill.... sounds like a great make the beast with two backsing night [thumbsup]
just another fool playing with boats and bikes

KnightofNi

Quote from: tcspeedfreak on December 19, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
leinenkugels original, a head ache, and me ready to kill.... sounds like a great make the beast with two backsing night [thumbsup]

bar fight?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

tcspeedfreak

just another fool playing with boats and bikes

KnightofNi

Quote from: tcspeedfreak on December 20, 2009, 09:43:41 AM
nope see thread called pesky ex boyfriend

but youcould have started a bar fight to blow off steam.

i'm sure nothing bad would come of it. lol
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Oldfisti

Or a snowball fight...


but then you might get shot!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Duck-Stew

One down...  (Magellan gin & cranberry juice)

Many more to go!  W00t!  [thumbsup]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

teddy037.2

waitin' on a beer to chill... new product the boss wanted me to try.

sometimes I forget why I work there  ;D

KnightofNi

Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 21, 2009, 06:51:01 PM
waitin' on a beer to chill... new product the boss wanted me to try.

sometimes I forget why I work there  ;D

and what pray tell is this new product?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)