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« Reply #1560 on: December 06, 2009, 06:45:07 AM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 05, 2009, 10:23:52 PM
damn, all out of coke

That's what stores are for.  Wink
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« Reply #1561 on: December 06, 2009, 09:48:44 PM »
Two script pain killers, two script muscle relaxers and a three finger pour of Woodford's Reserve.  Sweet dreams are made of this... 
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« Reply #1562 on: December 07, 2009, 01:53:00 PM »
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on December 05, 2009, 11:52:57 AM
nice shot JM!

and by the looks of that bottle, you're not druunkled yet  Wink

Thanks!

Yea, my post-drunkled shots never turn out good!  laughingdp

JM
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« Reply #1563 on: December 07, 2009, 10:07:54 PM »
Druzzled
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« Reply #1564 on: December 10, 2009, 06:38:49 PM »
i love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch.
her eit goes, down down, down into my belly.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1565 on: December 10, 2009, 09:11:52 PM »
jameson, $2 bass pints, then free beer over at the shack.

and now I am home.


ohh! I gots scotch!
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« Reply #1566 on: December 19, 2009, 04:33:30 PM »
why can't i ever find this thread easily when i'm drunk?


we have killed half a handle fo captain morgan's

kahty just came out wearing something cute and holding monty python and the holy grail.
WOOT


the funny part is it's her b-day, not mine  laughingdp
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1567 on: December 19, 2009, 05:34:00 PM »
leinenkugels original, a head ache, and me ready to kill.... sounds like a great make the beast with two backsing night waytogo
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« Reply #1568 on: December 19, 2009, 06:15:36 PM »
Quote from: tcspeedfreak on December 19, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
leinenkugels original, a head ache, and me ready to kill.... sounds like a great make the beast with two backsing night waytogo

bar fight?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1569 on: December 20, 2009, 09:43:41 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on December 19, 2009, 06:15:36 PM
bar fight?

nope see thread called pesky ex boyfriend
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« Reply #1570 on: December 21, 2009, 07:23:17 AM »
Quote from: tcspeedfreak on December 20, 2009, 09:43:41 AM
nope see thread called pesky ex boyfriend

but youcould have started a bar fight to blow off steam.

i'm sure nothing bad would come of it. lol
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1571 on: December 21, 2009, 07:26:09 AM »
Or a snowball fight...


but then you might get shot!
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1572 on: December 21, 2009, 06:45:49 PM »
One down...  (Magellan gin & cranberry juice)

Many more to go!  W00t!  waytogo
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« Reply #1573 on: December 21, 2009, 06:51:01 PM »
waitin' on a beer to chill... new product the boss wanted me to try.

sometimes I forget why I work there  Grin
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« Reply #1574 on: December 21, 2009, 07:07:38 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on December 21, 2009, 06:51:01 PM
waitin' on a beer to chill... new product the boss wanted me to try.

sometimes I forget why I work there  Grin

and what pray tell is this new product?
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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