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« Reply #2145 on: March 26, 2011, 04:44:25 PM »
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2146 on: March 26, 2011, 07:47:40 PM »
took a rack down, 24, no more need to be awake to watch F1 ... race starts 0100h local ..
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2147 on: March 27, 2011, 02:48:42 PM »
... Just polished off my last Bells HopSlam... which i had shipped to me. Now i'm declaring WAR on a Drakes Hopocalypse..


Must admit i'm a bit of a hop-monster waytogo



... I wouldnt wash my dogs... or my Monster... with Coors light. drink
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« Reply #2148 on: April 20, 2011, 07:24:15 PM »
I am drunk.  Not sure where the bed is.  i might find it.
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« Reply #2149 on: April 21, 2011, 12:28:33 AM »
mmmmmm........bushmills.
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« Reply #2150 on: April 21, 2011, 08:39:10 AM »
Hey, here's this thread.  I was too drunk to find it last night....

JM
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« Reply #2151 on: April 21, 2011, 10:50:08 AM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 20, 2011, 07:24:15 PM
I am drunk.  Not sure where the bed is.  i might find it.


Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 21, 2011, 08:39:10 AM
Hey, here's this thread.  I was too drunk to find it last night....

JM

I'd say you found it just fine.   Cheesy
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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« Reply #2152 on: April 21, 2011, 02:13:03 PM »
He don't remember he found it ...

That's what you call drunk ...!!!
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #2153 on: April 22, 2011, 11:25:41 PM »
is this what being single is all about?


i'm drunk, she's drunk, but i can't get over her not shutting the make the beast with two backs up....
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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« Reply #2154 on: April 23, 2011, 04:37:44 AM »
The previous she or a new she?
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #2155 on: April 23, 2011, 06:34:35 AM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on April 23, 2011, 04:37:44 AM
The previous she or a new she?

a different she.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2156 on: April 23, 2011, 10:41:56 PM »
Will this wine make the flu go away? Bushmills didn't work, home brew didn't either.
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"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

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« Reply #2157 on: April 24, 2011, 03:49:26 PM »
oh is it the beer

the food

the black zambuca

the food

the scotch

the food

the beer

the food

it's so bad I'm watching the end of school of rock and really enjoying it..............

I'm so full....
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« Reply #2158 on: April 24, 2011, 04:55:08 PM »
just had spritzer on Friday evening ... since nothing ... stomach played bad joke on meself this weekend ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #2159 on: April 26, 2011, 07:50:36 PM »
The beer

The growler

the  Imperial IPA

I drank it all

the IZ_ head, can hardly spell or walk the dog

thank the gods for spell check

not totally wasted

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I have to teach at 0700!   chug
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