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« Reply #2265 on: July 01, 2011, 07:29:42 PM »

Shocked Shocked

Just cracked open the second Raging pregnant dog myself.  Think I'll have one more of these, followed by a Palo Santo and a cigar on the deck.

I had a Raging pregnant dog a couple weeks ago after the Rockies game with DrDesmosedici at a local bar.  Good stuff  waytogo
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« Reply #2266 on: July 01, 2011, 09:02:58 PM »

winewinewinewinewhinewinewine  waytogo
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« Reply #2267 on: July 01, 2011, 09:31:40 PM »

mmmmmmm... beer
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« Reply #2268 on: July 03, 2011, 06:20:38 PM »

Mmm Beer.

Mmm Beer.

Mmm Beer.

Mmm Beer.

Mmm Rum drinks.

Mmm I'm toasty.

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« Reply #2269 on: July 09, 2011, 08:56:49 PM »

Getting ready to watch Transformers 3 3d ...drinky drinky!!! 
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It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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« Reply #2270 on: July 09, 2011, 09:40:56 PM »



Fishbowltime.. yea I got this after 3 drinks in.. cousins bday party..
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About the goat...
 His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.
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« Reply #2271 on: July 09, 2011, 09:51:29 PM »

Nice pinky nail.  laughingdp
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« Reply #2272 on: July 10, 2011, 03:58:38 AM »

drinking in airplanes is NO good ... you up there and then you come down here ... was having red wine with ginger ale ... tv is too bright but, have to see F1 race ...
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« Reply #2273 on: July 10, 2011, 04:21:14 PM »

Lol yea, I tend to let a few stay long.. actually helps with my job..
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« Reply #2274 on: July 10, 2011, 06:44:24 PM »

OK ... in Belize drinking Barbancourt rum w/cola and lemon in my hotel room ... hasg bottle dwon and fell lkie notnihg ...

Tjid rum is godd and berry smliith ...

Vheers my fewnda
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« Reply #2275 on: July 11, 2011, 12:20:27 PM »

OK ... in Belize drinking Barbancourt rum w/cola and lemon in my hotel room ... hasg bottle dwon and fell lkie notnihg ...

Tjid rum is godd and berry smliith ...

Vheers my fewnda


This has a lot of WIN going on with it.
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« Reply #2276 on: July 11, 2011, 03:44:30 PM »

^  excellent observation
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« Reply #2277 on: July 11, 2011, 10:13:33 PM »

My first real drunk post. Tomorrow, I play with real life loaded munitions. Woo0oO0oO00000oO000oo!!!!! If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't ShiIiIiIiiiiIt!!
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« Reply #2278 on: July 11, 2011, 11:04:32 PM »

My first real drunk post. Tomorrow, I play with real life loaded munitions. Woo0oO0oO00000oO000oo!!!!! If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't ShiIiIiIiiiiIt!!

I've heard many variations on that assessment.

Ordnance.

Tanker.

Infantry.

Air Cav.

Supply.

Water Hogs.

The best refutation I've heard was that if you aint <any of the above>...

you can count past 4.
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #2279 on: July 12, 2011, 02:28:22 AM »

you can count past 4.

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