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« Reply #2280 on: July 12, 2011, 07:05:14 PM »
Quote from: YellowDuck on July 11, 2011, 12:20:27 PM
This has a lot of WIN going on with it.
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 11, 2011, 03:44:30 PM
^  excellent observation
If you don't mentioned it ... I would have not noticed... I have no idea what I wrote ... think I was drunkled !!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2281 on: July 12, 2011, 07:43:37 PM »
Wife & her friend are watching Sex in the City.

I'm playing NFS World and drinking rum.

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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« Reply #2282 on: July 12, 2011, 09:08:13 PM »
Quote from: Buckethead on July 11, 2011, 11:04:32 PM
I've heard many variations on that assessment.

Ordnance.

Tanker.

Infantry.

Air Cav.

Supply.

Water Hogs.

The best refutation I've heard was that if you aint <any of the above>...

you can count past 4.

There are 24 beers to a case. I can count to 24. Grin
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« Reply #2283 on: July 12, 2011, 11:00:15 PM »
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on July 12, 2011, 09:08:13 PM
There are 24 beers to a case. I can count to 24. Grin

there is 36 where i come from, looks like i'm over qualified.
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« Reply #2284 on: July 13, 2011, 05:50:24 AM »
Quote from: DanTheMan on July 12, 2011, 11:00:15 PM
there is 36 where i come from, looks like i'm over qualified.

only because they have to add mroe beers to that case to make up for the quality of the beer  Grin
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2285 on: July 14, 2011, 04:20:23 PM »
Two-Buck-Chuck is my friend.

No, he's not a man-whore.

It's cheap, but good wife from Trader Joes.

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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« Reply #2286 on: July 14, 2011, 04:24:04 PM »
Quote from: the_Journeyman on July 14, 2011, 04:20:23 PM
Two-Buck-Chuck is my friend.

No, he's not a man-whore.

It's cheap, but good wife from Trader Joes.

JM

so, $2 buck chuck isn't a man-whore, but he's your cheap wife that you bought from Trader Joe .....  laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #2287 on: July 14, 2011, 04:27:49 PM »
Me and my typos....

My last epic typo was Beautifuk

That should have been WINE

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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« Reply #2288 on: July 14, 2011, 04:52:44 PM »
 laughingdp laughingdp  laughingdp

JM - You're getting typing assistance from the wife, I mean wine?
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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« Reply #2289 on: July 14, 2011, 07:28:49 PM »
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on July 11, 2011, 10:13:33 PM
My first real drunk post. Tomorrow, I play with real life loaded munitions. Woo0oO0oO00000oO000oo!!!!! If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't ShiIiIiIiiiiIt!!

Quote from: Buckethead on July 11, 2011, 11:04:32 PM
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The best refutation I've heard was that if you aint <any of the above>...

you can count past 4.

My response was "but I don't want to be shit"

and it's true.

Sorry so late to the party.
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« Reply #2290 on: July 30, 2011, 06:25:44 PM »
Bachlorette paaaaaartaaaaaayyy

Boozahol: check!
Embarrassing presents for the bride: check!
Gettin crunk: check!

Two more venues to go...
Drinky drinky!!!
 chug

Where is the limo, getting cold_!
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
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« Reply #2291 on: July 31, 2011, 12:41:42 AM »
Line for.bathroom so long. MUst pee.
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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« Reply #2292 on: August 06, 2011, 11:45:30 PM »
Crunkled.
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« Reply #2293 on: August 07, 2011, 04:21:33 PM »
nest weekend I promise I'll write something that I have no idea I'm writing here ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #2294 on: August 07, 2011, 06:15:20 PM »


Now time for some delicious Powers Gold Label.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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