He Man's coming

Started by DRKWNG, April 11, 2011, 05:48:47 PM

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dolci

Quote from: Artful on April 15, 2011, 09:16:03 PM
She only brought two olives. She was warned.

That was simply classic!  It wasn't even the slow one that had taken the order...I loved the pouty lower lip though! [thumbsup]
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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1998 GS500E - gone

He Man

#46
Thursday Night: 5 hours of sleep.
Friday Night:3 hours of sleep
Saturday Night : still awake 1130pm. Insomnia <

He Man

THe closer i get to florida, the more and more my sleep paralysis becomes a problem. for the few that know what it is, ou know what it means... i kept hearing banging on the door nad people telling me to kill my roomate.


All the riding was worth it though. Clear blue skies. high of 75!


tocino

Nice! Based on those pics from NC, you need a sunny day or two. Or twelve.
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ducatiz

Quote from: He Man on April 17, 2011, 06:05:53 AM
THe closer i get to florida, the more and more my sleep paralysis becomes a problem.

QuoteIn Chinese culture, sleep paralysis is widely known as "鬼å£"身/鬼压身" (pinyin: guǐ yā shÄ"n) or "鬼å£"床/鬼压床" (pinyin: guǐ yā chuáng), which literally translate into "ghost pressing on body" or "ghost pressing on bed." A more modern term is "夢魘/梦魇" (pinyin: mèng yÇŽn).
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cokey

You couldn't squeez by the truck? Or they just weren't letting you?
I WIN
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Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

He Man

Gasoline/oil everywhere + electric power line down.


You guys get the pics, and anyone who is smart enough to come here gets to see them before hte proper right up.

But Guys, i figured out how to time travel, but it comes with a consequence.

While passing through Tallahassee to Pensacola, I forgot i had my flux capacitor with me. I reached 88mph and turned it on to produce .82giggawatts of power. (1.1 is only needed for a full sized car)



I was able to travel 1 hour back in time. The consequence of time travel is blurried vision. Everything in photos appear IZ_. I suspect that IZ is from the future. To my shock, I found Albert Einstein 1 hour in the past....

ducatiz

Quote from: He Man on April 18, 2011, 06:02:27 PM
I was able to travel 1 hour back in time. The consequence of time travel is blurried vision. Everything in photos appear IZ_. I suspect that IZ is from the future. To my shock, I found Albert Einstein 1 hour in the past....


That's not Albert Einstein, that's David Crosby after he got a LAP-band.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

He Man

Coming back up. Should be there on Friday. Gonna stop in DC/baltimore to grab a bite.

The plan is to do 1 straight shot from Roanoke to NYC.

DRKWNG

How's that for timing.  I'm flying out tomorrow morning to take care of some family business.  Be gone for a week...   [thumbsdown]
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

He Man

dont worry, ill try to use my time machine to into the future, but i think i can only squeeze 1 hour out of it...

zooom

Quote from: He Man on April 20, 2011, 07:57:53 PM
The plan is to do 1 straight shot from Roanoke to NYC.

that sounds like a rough plan...you'll be worn out for sure by the time you get home...
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Artful

Every time I meet a new group of your friends that understand you and your weird sense of humor I'm a little more amazed that there are other people in the world like you that lived through childhood - My loving girlfriend

He Man

i just saw this thread right now. lol awesome pic, though i must admit, a little embarassing about the lack of leaning.  some of those guys were uh...well lets just say they turn it into a personal race track.

http://kuixihe.com/node/73

Part 1 of the ride report!