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DucHead
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Re: The worst place youve ever had to "go".
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May 25, 2011, 04:50:44 PM »
Long story short:
5 days of Korean food in Korea
driving on interstate with former student
emergency stop at a nursery school
took a dump in the kids' toilet which was the size of a Dixie cup.
Not one of my finer moments.
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Quote from: elyse on May 23, 2011, 07:45:12 PM
why do i keep thinking someone is going to chime in with "diarrhea chacha cha"
anywayysss.. who's myles & why isnt rgramjet telling us about his exploits yet?
Miles is my dog. He seems to be VERY allergic to steak. Someone gave him a bunch on New Years Eve, unbeknownst to me. 6-7 large smelly cowpies of carnivore diarrhea does not make for a good first day of the year experience.
Thank God I missed stumbling into one or all of the landmines as I meandered to the bathroom at least twice that night/morning.
happy new year.
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.
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Right after high-school I was transplanted to a remote town. The toilet for #2 was a hole and having grown up in city, I never had to use that. I could not go for about four days. Just could not. Finally, a buddy of mine arrived to the town but was staying in a nice hotel, I visited him and promptly used the normal modern f'n toilet. The bestest ever !!!!
The worst was f'n holding it in for approx. four days ! I just could not go.
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I'll answer for my girlfriend -
Artful's house when he's repairing the 50 year old plumbing and his dumb ass forgot the last union joint he needed to hook the cold water back up and he just took a dump.
"What do you mean go in there?!? It's been pre-pooped in!"
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Quote from: ab on May 25, 2011, 05:34:03 PM
Right after high-school I was transplanted to a remote town. The toilet for #2 was a hole and having grown up in city, I never had to use that. I could not go for about four days. Just could not. Finally, a buddy of mine arrived to the town but was staying in a nice hotel, I visited him and promptly used the normal modern f'n toilet. The bestest ever !!!!
The worst was f'n holding it in for approx. four days ! I just could not go.
four days?!
holy hell. i would be one cantakerous son of a pregnant dog.
i'm not happy if i go a day without dropping the kids off.
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Re: The worst place youve ever had to "go".
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Quote from: KnightofNi on May 26, 2011, 05:19:47 AM
four days?!
holy hell. i would be one cantakerous son of a pregnant dog.
i'm not happy if i go a day without dropping the kids off.
I've always had an obstinate intestinal tract. I seem to spend about 4-5 days "loading up", and then a day or two "dropping off". My record was on a 7 day cruise in the Caribbean. For some reason, I just could NOT unload in the cabin's head. All that glorious food, I just kept letting my belt out, one notch at a time.
My worst; in a bucket on a 16' Carolina Skiff in the middle of the Chesapeake bay in full view of the traffic on the Bridge/tunnel.
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Quote from: DucHead on May 25, 2011, 04:50:44 PM
Long story short:
5 days of Korean food in Korea
driving on interstate with former student
emergency stop at a nursery school
took a dump in the kids' toilet which was the size of a Dixie cup.
Not one of my finer moments.
geez i can't stop laughin at that one.
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Quote from: ab on May 25, 2011, 05:34:03 PM
The worst was f'n holding it in for approx. four days ! I just could not go.
Every time I would go on a workup on an aircraft carrier, going out to sea for a couple of weeks at a time to get ready for a deployment, my body would have to get used to boat food all over again.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, and then usually on day 4 or 5 I'd spend an hour in the head hoping I didn't have an aneurysm.
Sharply contrasting that was the couple of times gastroenteritis made its rounds on the boat.
There were times I wished the toilet had handles.
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Sounds like that one needed a seat belt
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Quote from: duc750 on May 23, 2011, 07:59:18 PM
2 train from Manhattan to Brooklyn, home sweet home at the time. Only this time home was too far.
You sir, are a damn god amongst men.
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A friend of mine shit (big) in the cat litter box at a party once. I bet that was a surprise the next time the box was attended to.
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A friend of mine in college did something similar as a prank. He came home from school early for a week and cleaned out his roommate's cat's litter box and basically made it look like the cat hadn't used it.
Then, the day after the roommate approached my friend because he was concerned that his cat hadn't crapped for so long, my buddy comes home from class and drops a huge log in the litter box. Several of us were there playing video games when the roommate came home and got to see his reaction.
Priceless.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Ug, yesterday, timing my kids swim meet.......after eating some questionable/hot wings.......it was ugly and Daddy still aint right.
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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 01:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.
in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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I love the log in the litterbox prank!
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Speaking of college prank and pooping. 4 of us shared an house in college. One of the guys was this hyper-active, never-back-down-from-challenge guy - Geoff. One night we were just sitting around playing video game when Geoff found an unopened half gallon Welch's Grape Juice. He opened it up and started chucking it. He kept on saying "I am so thirsty, I can finish this whole thing". With our dares and peer pressure, he went for it.
Probably 30 minutes later, he had finished most of it and sat around with us. All of sudden, he bolted for the bathroom. It was a lot of splashing and moaning. He came out complaining about the runs. Not 5 minutes later, he ran back to the bathroom again. That probably went on over and over for the next hour. Toward the end, he didn't even bother wiping (too much chaffing) and putting on his pants. He would just wash his a$$ and wrap a towel around him. Watching him in agony was the best entertainment. Even to this day, just thinking about it makes me laugh.
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