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Re: You're too stupid to... own a diesel small truck
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Gas by the quart?
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Quote from: ducpainter on February 05, 2016, 05:31:54 PM
Gas by the quart?
Liter = 1000cc
1 Quart =946cc
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Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 05, 2016, 01:06:06 PM
I show US dimensions as L: 5392, W: 1890, H: 1792
Difference is the bumper. NHTSA requires a bigger bumper on US spec cars.
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Quote from: ducatiz on February 06, 2016, 01:02:03 PM
Difference is the bumper. NHTSA requires a bigger bumper on US spec cars.
While that is true, they are completely separate chassis.
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Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 06, 2016, 01:53:26 PM
While that is true, they are completely separate chassis.
oh definitely, i think the wheel base on the Taco is about 7-8 longer.
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Quote from: ducatiz on February 06, 2016, 04:24:06 PM
oh definitely, i think the wheel base on the Taco is about 7-8 longer.
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Inches.
Tacoma wheelbase ranges from: 127.4 to 140.6″
Hilux wheelbase is: 121.5"
*from wikipedia. I could probably find all of the specs, but I really don't want to VPN into my work laptop.
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Toyota Hilux specs[Mexico website]:
http://www.toyotahilux.com.mx/especificaciones/dobleSr
Height and width are the same . . .
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Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 06, 2016, 04:55:49 PM
Inches.
Tacoma wheelbase ranges from: 127.4 to 140.6″
Hilux wheelbase is: 121.5"
So, the difference is 'dick'
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If you're lucky.
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Somehow I knew you'd get it.
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Quote from: ducpainter on February 06, 2016, 05:38:09 PM
Somehow I knew you'd get it.
Hey, it was my joke. 'You' got it.
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Quote from: kopfjäger on February 06, 2016, 05:40:49 PM
Hey, it was my joke. 'You' got it.
Good point.
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make the beast with two backs a diesel Hilux
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