Worst way to die

Started by ducatiz, June 24, 2008, 07:47:47 PM

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ducatiz

Quote from: ato memphis on June 25, 2008, 08:42:17 AM
I'd also like to add to the list: Cookie Monster. That sonofapregnant dog could eat the hell out of you.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

junior varsity

it goes along with being eaten to death, on a serious note. I can think of little worse than being consumed by some sort of bug. Like in the Mummy. Sheesh. That gave me a serious case of heebius-jeebius.

ducatiz

Quote from: ato memphis on June 25, 2008, 08:49:52 AM
it goes along with being eaten to death, on a serious note. I can think of little worse than being consumed by some sort of bug. Like in the Mummy. Sheesh. That gave me a serious case of heebius-jeebius.

yeah, gave me the creeps when they went under the skin and ate the brain.

but that's fiction.

getting eaten by a fish or a cat -- that happens.  i can't imagine, it just makes my skin crawl.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

NeufUnSix

I have a fear of being stabbed. Honestly I'd rather be shot than stabbed.
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ducatiz

Quote from: NeufUnSix on June 25, 2008, 09:13:18 AM
I have a fear of being stabbed. Honestly I'd rather be shot than stabbed.

QuoteCENTURION:    You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harbouring a known criminal?
MATTHIAS:     No.
CENTURION:    Crucifixion.
MATTHIAS:    Oh.
CENTURION:    Nasty, eh?
MATTHIAS:    Hm. Could be worse.
CENTURION:    What do you mean, 'could be worse'?
MATTHIAS:    Well, you could be stabbed.
CENTURION:    Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!
MATTHIAS:    Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
CENTURION:    You're weird.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

fwtcc

1. Fantastic quote^
2. A planer makes its way up from the soles of your feet 1/64" at a time.
3. There's no sense in worrying about it.  Its going to happen.  If I could find out how, I don't think I would.  It would take the fun out of everything.  Well unless it was a really lame way of going.  Then I would do what ever, but where's the rush and excitement. 

I am not going to lie, I have had a LOT of "Oh Shit!" moments (most of them resulting from vehicular incidents).  That fantastic sigh of relief when you survive and the new found appreciation for life is a pretty good feeling.  That rush of "Well, let's see if I am going to pull through this."  Its some good stuff. 
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Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

VisceralReaction

#66
One word, EBOLA.

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Pakhan

Submarine disaster.  If you survive when it hits bottom you know your going to drown or suffocate, it's just a matter of when.  A lot of time to think about it.
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NAKID

Quote from: Pakhan on June 25, 2008, 10:30:17 AM
Submarine disaster.  If you survive when it hits bottom you know your going to drown or suffocate, it's just a matter of when.  A lot of time to think about it.

Thanks!

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oregunduc

right along the lines of the subdisaster how about mining cave in seems like it would be a bad way to go out.
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Pakhan

Quote from: NAKID on June 25, 2008, 10:37:37 AM
Thanks!

Sincerely,
The guy going to Submarine School

sorry  :-X

But USN subs rarely if ever have a catastrophic failure.
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fwtcc

#71
Anything that is long and drawn out can be made quick.  Except for the dark room one.  All you could do is beat your head against the wall until it did permanent damage or, you know..., worse things that I won't list since its kind of sick.

If I ever find out I have terminal cancer and have x months to live.  Screw it, let the daredevil free.
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Quote from: Smokescreen on June 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
... I'm totally cool with my friends saying "You remember when William bit it?!  That was awesome!  How do you explode in a fireball while being crushed under a waterfall?!  I don't think I'll beat that..."

Pakhan

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trenner

Being subjected to 80's glam rock, then trampled, then burned alive.

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