Lazy Squid

[CookieMonster]

Ok so I was gonna get some gas the other day in my truck when I happen to stumble upon a lazy squid in the wild at the light...WHY?!

[Heath]

WTF?? This make no sense to me.

[NAKID]

 

[Kopfjager]

Not an issue at all. I know a really short dude that does it on his motard. Has it down to a science.

[Mhanis]

It is a bit goofy but not the worst transgression ever. 

Mark

[Curmudgeon]

Bit lame but I have to do this to trigger the stoplights around here if I'm alone.  Believe the law in VA allows me to take my chances after ~ 2 minutes, or something like that..., but I'd rather the light in my favor...

[CookieMonster]

Bit lame but I have to do this to trigger the stoplights around here if I'm alone.  Believe the law in VA allows me to take my chances after ~ 2 minutes, or something like that..., but I'd rather the light in my favor...

Kick stand down will help the light change? How so? Pardon my ignorance. However, I don't think that excuse is valid in his case considering that he has two cars in front of him and me behind him waiting for the light as well.

I will not make a db comment like "dam Asian squid" as a reference to their bad driving skills because I am sure there are great Asian drivers out there. That would just be so wrong of me to say even though he is Asian.

[Curmudgeon]

Kick stand down will help the light change? How so?

Read it somewhere else a long time ago. Not 100% but does work where the car sensor wires are embedded in the road as they are around here. Just enough metal I suppose where otherwise it only recognizes a ton of steel.

[Kopfjager]

Why do you even give a make the beast with two backs that some dude sits on his bike with the kickstand down? 

[koko64]

We have the same issue. Im gonna try the kick stand trick, but not with me sitting on it as I have an Evo.

[Howie]

You need a ferrous kick stand.  Eve then, no guarantee, at best, an added glimmer of help.  And, yep, you need to be over the coil. 

[koko64]

Hyper has a steel one. Often you see telltale marks in the tarmac.

[the_Journeyman]

I've seen worse.

JM

[Rameses]

I will not make a db comment like...

Then how about you just don't say it?

Adding the disclaimer doesn't negate the fact that you typed it out and then hit the post button.

"I'm not a racist, but [insert racist comment]" is still a racist comment.