I am calling on all the DMF'ers to help me come up with a way to get rid of a #10 can of Bush's Baked Beans.
It's past the expiration date.
I'm not going to eat them.
I need ideas [evil]
I need the greatest, most spectacular ideas you all can come up with.
Right now my best one is to carry it out on the train tressle and drop it 100' to the concrete pad below.
And film it ;D
I could also just lay it on the tracks.
And film it ;D
Sharpen your pencils and let's her your worst/best ideas [beer]
Put it on some heat source until it blows up.
economy bail out food drive
Can #1
Quote from: Dan on September 24, 2008, 03:48:35 PM
Put it on some heat source until it blows up.
+11ty billion. 'splodin beans!!!
Put them all in a ziplock bag and fire it with a 3 man sling shot. Whatever it hits its bound to be funny.
Hide it in your coat open. Find a large crowd, dump it near them, don't let them see the can, make hacking noises, take out a spoon and eat it off the ground. See how many people in the crowd hold up
PIF mystery gift [evil]
Shoot it with a .45-70!
Quote from: bobspapa on September 24, 2008, 04:17:07 PM
PIF mystery gift [evil]
the Official DMF Roaming Beans. [laugh]
Toasty and Tooty
[laugh] [laugh]
Hm, a Hot Potato concept.....if you dont resend it to another DMFer on the day you receive it, you have to eat the entire can by yourself....I live at 13 Yemen Drive, Yemen
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Quote from: Monsterlover on September 24, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
Sharpen your pencils and let's her your worst/best ideas [beer]
Who are you..Nelly?! [cheeky]
Dude..you must be really bored?!
Bored. . . .
or creative?
;D
'sup
Ohhhhhhhhh!!
I just had a killer idea..
I could throw it into the fire at DIMBY2.0 [evil]
That seems fitting.
Ohhhhhhhhh!!
I just had a killer idea..
I could throw it into the fire at DIMBY2.0 [evil]
That seems fitting.
Gotta vote for the Beans in the fire.
Used to do that every time we went camping. Woke up one morning and noticed a bunch of funny holes in my tent, and beans every where inside. The green beans from the night before had rained down and melted thru the tent.
i second the DIMBY 2.0
however, i suggest that you remove the label, and obtain campaign stickers for the two presidential candidates. but dont put them on yet.
next summer, you can either put the winner or losers sticker on, depending on how you feel about the president at that time.
actually, you might consider leaving the bush label on. seems fitting
[thumbsup]
+2 for DIMBY.
I sleep in the house...
I doubt the beans will burn through the roof.
Go for it. [thumbsup] [evil]
Now that's what Willis was talkin' about!!!!!!!! [evil] [evil]
With the holidays fast approaching it could make a great Yankee Swap gift.
Pour them in your best friends shoes and video tape the action.
Man, that's mean.
I like it [evil]
I got a good one. Pay me $$ and film me eating it.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but ive had 1 year past expiration can of Bush beans. i ate it with 4 hotdogs and pooped it out later that day.
nothing happened.
i did fart more than usual though, probably close to 100x that day.
Quote from: He Man on September 24, 2008, 08:24:00 PM
i did fart more than usual though, probably close to 100x that day.
That's more than usual? ???
Quote from: He Man on September 24, 2008, 08:24:00 PM
I got a good one. Pay me $$ and film me eating it.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but ive had 1 year past expiration can of Bush beans. i ate it with 4 hotdogs and pooped it out later that day.
nothing happened.
i did fart more than usual though, probably close to 100x that day.
You do know how big a #10 can is, right?
Here's an idea of the size (http://www.onlineconversion.com/forum/forum_1045294157.htm)
If so, and you are still up to it, I say let him try!
not to be a party pooper but... ;D
i vote for NoT blowing up the can at DIMBY08
it will attract varmints and the much feared fisher cat :-\
the mystery PIF is hilarious [laugh]
Feed it to the neighbor`s dog :o
Quote from: big bear on September 25, 2008, 04:08:59 AM
Feed it to the neighbor`s dog :o
that plan will definitely backfire when neighbors dog poops in his yard :-\
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 25, 2008, 03:44:52 AM
not to be a party pooper but... ;D
i vote for NoT blowing up the can at DIMBY08
it will attract varmints and the much feared fisher cat :-\
the mystery PIF is hilarious [laugh]
fishers don't eat beans...
they eat cats.
Quote from: ducpainter on September 25, 2008, 04:27:12 AM
fishers don't eat beans...
they eat cats.
quiet you :P
work with me here, will ya [laugh]
While I do like the roaming beans idea, I really love throwing shit into fire [evil]
What worries me with that, though, is that the can might just split open and really not do much.
I need it to rain beans.
I had considered using a hole saw in the top of the can and slipping a fat firecracker down in there and then resealing the can (minus the hole for the fuse)
That might work well [evil]
Quote from: He Man on September 24, 2008, 08:24:00 PM
I got a good one. Pay me $$ and film me eating it.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but ive had 1 year past expiration can of Bush beans. i ate it with 4 hotdogs and pooped it out later that day.
nothing happened.
i did fart more than usual though, probably close to 100x that day.
There was never a bubble for you to burst.
I know they're still good. I just can't eat that many beans myself. Ok, I don't want to eat that many beans myself ;D
Ive had this can for years and it's time they made something of themselves [laugh]
access to a .50 cal?
mitt
I WISH!
I can PM you instuctions on making a pipe bomb out of household items...and either remote or fused ignition of said pipe bomb.
And with waterproof fusing, you wouldn't even have to reseal the hole...
Or you could build yourself a catapult out of angle iron and garage door springs...
[evil]
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
I have waterproof cannon fuse already. Imagine that [laugh]
Catapult idea is great, but not so portable. I really think the beans need to die at DIMBY2.0
Now the remote fused pipe bomb from household materials. . . I am awaiting your PM
;D
Quote from: mitt on September 25, 2008, 05:52:05 AM
access to a .50 cal?
mitt
Heck with the .50 cal.....eat the can of beans all by yourself then have someone follow you around with a video camera for the next 12 hours.....make sure you drink some dark beer and eat a couple'a hard boiled eggs.
Walah! Youtube Video Of The Year! [thumbsup]
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 25, 2008, 09:02:18 AM
[evil]
I knew there was a reason I liked you.
I have waterproof cannon fuse already. Imagine that [laugh]
Catapult idea is great, but not so portable. I really think the beans need to die at DIMBY2.0
Now the remote fused pipe bomb from household materials. . . I am awaiting your PM
;D
f the catapult. build a trebuchet. they are far cooler.
or make an air cannon to fire the can out.
or, i have a 1/4 stick that i need to find a use for....
This oughta be interesting...
explosives and copious amounts of alcohol.... [roll]
and a neighbor with a badge. [laugh]
Quote from: ducpainter on September 25, 2008, 09:21:08 AM
This oughta be interesting...
explosives and copious amounts of alcohol.... [roll]
and a neighbor with a badge. [laugh]
tini can call in something to get him away for a while.
from her cell phone.
from the next county over.
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 25, 2008, 05:43:24 AM
Ok, I don't want to eat that many beans myself ;D
Neither does anyone else that shares work/living space with you [laugh]
If you do the dog idea, make sure it's a dog that spends a good amount of time INSIDE [evil]
JM
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 25, 2008, 09:40:08 AM
tini can call in something to get him away for a while.
from her cell phone.
from the next county over.
[thumbsup] the next county is where i'll be if it's raining baked beans in nate's backyard [laugh]
Cut a number of small holes in the bottom of the can around the perimeter. 4-6 should do. Place the can in a stainless pan of water (with maybe a half inch of the water above the bottom of the can). Cut a hole in the top of the can and place a fairly decently sized explosive in it. Ideally 1/8 stick of dynamite or some such. Light it. Run.
The force of the explosion should all be directed downwards though the can, the water will slow it's exit, forcing the can to basically launch it's way skywards ejecting beans the whole way like some sort of make the beast with two backsed up propellant.
This is best done while sending the can at some sort of angle skywards, ideally over some sort of gathering of people you don't like. Possibly illinois nazis. I hate illinois nazis.
Sounds like you have experience in this technique.
Maybe you should acutally show up a DIMBY next year and you can demistrate this for us. ;D ;)
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 11:08:31 AM
. Possibly illinois nazis. I hate illinois nazis.
[laugh]
How about replacing the label
mailing it to others to sign
remove label at DIMBY
eat beans
have a blue flame contest at DIMBY!!!
Quote from: lauramonster on September 25, 2008, 11:16:41 AM
How about replacing the label
mailing it to others to sign
remove label at DIMBY
eat beans
have a blue flame contest at DIMBY!!!
[laugh] [laugh]
I like my ass hairs, thank you very much.
Quote from: DesmoDiva on September 25, 2008, 11:18:40 AM
[laugh] [laugh]
I like my ass hairs, thank you very much.
It's too early for me to drink enough to burn that mental image from my mind. Ow.
There's a county sheriff out here that I am on a first name basis with, in a bad way. I would love to have the use of those beans to have some fun with him. I owe it to him. [evil]
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 11:20:39 AM
It's too early for me to drink enough to burn that mental image from my mind. Ow.
Oh come on...........
Your a big boy get over it. ;)
brazilian napalm
good point bp,
I could skip my waxing appts for a few months. [thumbsup]
I'm here to help
okay, I like signing the label. the rest can be changed.
mail can to members
sign label (Toast & tooty) [laugh]
save label for posterity (or display in legendary place - such as Deal's Gap ceiling)
do whatever you want at DIMBY. Launch 'em, bean wrestling, add plaster mix for sculpture, dye 'em for easter
Quote from: lauramonster on September 25, 2008, 01:15:56 PM
bean wrestling
Twenty bucks says Misincrebile can take Ducatini.
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 02:01:36 PM
Twenty bucks says Misincrebile can take Ducatini.
just cuz she can whup yer ass...... [laugh]
This thread is going exactly the way I planned [laugh] [evil]
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 02:01:36 PM
Twenty bucks says Misincrebile can take Ducatini.
I will pay to see that!
Quote from: JBubble on September 25, 2008, 03:59:20 PM
I will pay to see that!
<<quickly steps in line>>
me too [evil]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
i don't want to bean wrestle msinc
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
or anyone else... but especially not paula!
me three!!!
[steps in line]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 25, 2008, 04:36:22 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
i don't want to bean wrestle msinc
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
or anyone else... but especially not paula!
Beans are known to keep fishers away. Apparently you're not concerned for your safety.
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 04:40:03 PM
Beans are known to keep fishers away. Apparently you're not concerned for your safety.
[roll] nice try wiseass
Oh fine. Now who's gonna bean wrestle?
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 05:59:29 PM
Hi! ;D
Again, I say: I will pay money to see that! Who's the lucky competitor? Msinc?
Quote from: JBubble on September 25, 2008, 06:01:06 PM
Again, I say: I will pay money to see that! Who's the lucky competitor? Msinc?
I think you.
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 06:01:48 PM
I think you.
......
aw shit, its on like donkey kong!!!!!
^
Sweet! I love that phrase!
I don't use it enough [laugh]
Quote from: JBubble on September 25, 2008, 06:02:14 PM
......
aw shit, its on like donkey kong!!!!!
<------------- still in line
<------------- willing to pay $ if mother is one of the wrestlers [clap]
Quote from: herm on September 25, 2008, 07:02:59 PM
<------------- still in line
<------------- willing to pay $ if mother is one of the wrestlers [clap]
god, if Mother is one of the wrestlers, I would quite possibly piss myself I would be laughing so hard.
No offense sweetpea. :-*
i would also pay to see that [clap]
So...is this a charity event I've been signed up for? [cheeky]
I think enough of us would pay to see bean wresting that we could fun the DML's bandwidth for the next decade. Bring it!
Quote from: msincredible on September 25, 2008, 10:42:24 PM
So...is this a charity event I've been signed up for? [cheeky]
It will benefit Lithuanians with nine letters in their last names.
Ok so as I understand
I have bean invited to watch Nitewaif and Jbubble wrestle in some kind of food
is that what is going on?
I fully endorse this event
Quote from: Mother on September 25, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
Ok so as I understand
I have bean invited to watch Nitewaif and Jbubble wrestle in some kind of food
is that what is going on?
I fully endorse this event
Actually I think it's Jbubble and MsIncredible. I think no matter what, we both win.
Quote from: Mother on September 25, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
Ok so as I understand
I have bean invited to watch Nitewaif and Jbubble wrestle in some kind of food
is that what is going on?
I fully endorse this event
Nope, you're getting me mixed up with MsIncredible. I'm the one who looks like Ace Frehley, remember? MsIncredible looks like...Ms Incredible.
Quote from: Nitewaif on September 25, 2008, 11:10:07 PM
Nope, you're getting me mixed up with MsIncredible. I'm the one who looks like Ace Frehley, remember? MsIncredible looks like...Ms Incredible.
You sayin' mah woman looks like a teenage cartoon character? >:(
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 11:11:11 PM
You sayin' mah woman looks like a teenage cartoon character? >:(
You're saying she doesn't? :D
I think I need to bring more beans.
This is getting out of hand [evil]
Quote from: Nitewaif on September 25, 2008, 11:10:07 PM
Nope, you're getting me mixed up with MsIncredible. I'm the one who looks like Ace Frehley, remember? MsIncredible looks like...Ms Incredible.
but, I was hoping you would wear the boots...
alright fine
I can sacrifice for the sake of the group
Nitewaif, Jbubble, and Msincredible wrestling in food
Quote from: Mother on September 26, 2008, 05:26:51 AM
but, I was hoping you would wear the boots...
alright fine
I can sacrifice for the sake of the group
Nitewaif, Jbubble, and Msincredible wrestling in food
Man, you are such an awesome person, sacrificing like that.
I am so dragging you into the beans.
Quote from: Mother on September 26, 2008, 05:26:51 AM
but, I was hoping you would wear the boots...
alright fine
I can sacrifice for the sake of the group
Nitewaif, Jbubble, and Msincredible wrestling in food
^
[mrburns]Eeegggcellent[/mrburns]
can we get some swimsuits involved?
[evil]
please?
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 26, 2008, 05:42:00 AM
^
[mrburns]Eeegggcellent[/mrburns]
can we get some swimsuits involved?
[evil]
please?
If you wish to deal with damaged retinas due to being blinded by my pale skin, then sure!
Quote from: JBubble on September 26, 2008, 05:39:02 AM
Man, you are such an awesome person, sacrificing like that.
I am so dragging you into the beans.
[laugh]
I seriously doubt you three combined could drag me anywhere
Bean Container (http://www.inflatable-swimming-pools.com/Easy-set-swimming-pool_1.jpg)
;D
Better bring two cans.... [laugh]
Quote from: Mother on September 26, 2008, 05:45:01 AM
[laugh]
I seriously doubt you three combined could drag me anywhere
i know you're weaknesses dear. [evil]
Quote from: JBubble on September 26, 2008, 05:48:06 AM
i know you're weaknesses dear. [evil]
oh i can be led
but
this mule's too old to be dragged around
Quote from: Mother on September 26, 2008, 05:52:48 AM
oh i can be led
but
this mule's too old to be dragged around
ruinin my fun >:(
Quote from: Mother on September 25, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
Ok so as I understand
I have bean invited to watch Nitewaif and Jbubble wrestle in some kind of food
is that what is going on?
I fully endorse this event
no, you misunderstand.
you are expected to ride your bike across country
arrive in time for dinner + cocktails
and
you are one of the wrestlers
Quote from: herm on September 26, 2008, 05:50:46 PM
no, you misunderstand.
you are expected to ride your bike across country
arrive in time for dinner + cocktails
and you are one of the wrestlers
no one wants to see that
Quote from: herm on September 26, 2008, 05:50:46 PM
no, you misunderstand.
you are expected to ride your bike across country
arrive in time for dinner + cocktails
and you are one of the wrestlers
Herm got it!!!
Will you help me push him in the kiddie pool full of beans? :D
Quote from: JBubble on September 26, 2008, 05:56:43 PM
Herm got it!!!
Will you help me push him in the kiddie pool full of beans? :D
I will.
Quote from: JBubble on September 26, 2008, 08:16:25 PM
You're awesome. [thumbsup]
...and I'll throw you in right after...
but...
I don't think you'd mind. ;D
Quote from: ducpainter on September 26, 2008, 08:19:21 PM
...and I'll throw you in right after...
but...
I don't think you'd mind. ;D
[laugh]
i thought it was tini, j-bub, and msinc vs mom...
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 26, 2008, 08:27:54 PM
i thought it was tini, j-bub, and msinc vs mom...
We might (
might!) have a chance at winning if its all three of us against him.
But we gotta have rules cause he bites. ;D
yup
Quote from: JBubble on September 26, 2008, 08:30:02 PM
We might (might!) have a chance at winning if its all three of us against him.
But we gotta have rules cause he bites. ;D
don't worry, I have a lot of martial arts training and can fight dirty when necessary ;) [evil]
Quote from: JBubble on September 26, 2008, 08:30:02 PM
We might (might!) have a chance at winning if its all three of us against him.
But we gotta have rules cause he bites. ;D
Make it four against one. I'll help push Mom in the bean-pool. I can bring restraints if I need to...
Quote from: Nitewaif on September 26, 2008, 10:20:54 PM
Make it four against one. I'll help push Mom in the bean-pool. I can bring restraints if I need to...
Wait...restraints? Four women?
Mother, as a fireman and a protector of all that is good in the world, is too valuable to risk in this sort of shenanigan. I feel it is my duty to state that he should be refused entry to this event, and that it would only be right if I were to stand in for him.
Quote from: KnightofNi on September 26, 2008, 08:27:54 PM
i thought it was tini, j-bub, and msinc vs mom...
now THaT i would do ;D
[popcorn]
Quote from: someguy on September 26, 2008, 10:23:53 PM
Wait...restraints? Four women?
Mother, as a fireman and a protector of all that is good in the world, is too valuable to risk in this sort of shenanigan. I feel it is my duty to state that he should be refused entry to this event, and that it would only be right if I were to stand in for him.
mmm'k.......... i can do that
HOLY CRAP A NUMBER 10 iS BIG!!!
nevermind, i thought it was like 1/4th that size.
a Medical journal i read some years ago said, the avg human farts atleast 30-40times a day.
send them to silentbob and we'll take em out with a .50cal [evil]
Man, Im away for 24 hours and this thread hits 8 pages.
Awesome.
I will bring the #10 can to DIMBY. We will destroy it.
I don't know how, but it will go away forever.
Maybe I can get my minion, Evil Horsey DIMBY Mascot to stare at it till it explodes.
;D
hilarious visual...
you riding with the No. 10 strapped on your bike [moto]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
could it be the next shared "thing"...kinda like Toasty?
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 28, 2008, 09:32:34 AM
could it be the next shared "thing"...kinda like Toasty?
No good, I'm not the sharing type.
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/1999/19991229h.jpg)
fine >:(
Quote from: someguy on September 28, 2008, 10:04:21 AM
No good, I'm not the sharing type.
yeah but... the beans are ML's :P
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on September 28, 2008, 09:15:37 AM
hilarious visual...
you riding with the No. 10 strapped on your bike [moto]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
If I ever have a bike again, I'll strap it to the back and post some pictures so we'll know for sure what it will look like rolling into DIMBY.
:)
you will have a bike again.... [roll] please [laugh]
i can't imagine you not riding
That makes 2 of us ;)
So, as an update, the #10 can of beans has assumed a position on my kitchen counter.
It's new home.
It remains there in the open until it's time to saddle up for DIMBY