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Title: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 15, 2009, 12:16:47 PM
Didn't think so.                 $3.7 mil for hers...   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/12/natalie-dylan-auctions-of_n_157329.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/12/natalie-dylan-auctions-of_n_157329.html)            [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: ZLTFUL on January 15, 2009, 12:21:04 PM
I'd hit it.


But I damn sure wouldn't pay for it.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Mother on January 15, 2009, 12:24:11 PM
whore
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 15, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
She didn't define virginity! PIITB  [evil]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: MrFryMoto on January 15, 2009, 12:36:53 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
She didn't define virginity! PIITB  [evil]

Anal?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 15, 2009, 12:39:09 PM
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on January 15, 2009, 12:36:53 PM
Anal?

What do you think PIITB means?


Put It In The Butt.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 15, 2009, 12:39:48 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
She didn't define virginity! PIITB  [evil]


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]    now I get it!


Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on January 15, 2009, 12:36:53 PM
Anal?

I think so.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: MrFryMoto on January 15, 2009, 12:40:02 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 12:39:09 PM
What do you think PIITB means?


Put It In The Butt.

oh i got it - i just figured i would add some flair ala Sacduc
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: JEFF_H on January 15, 2009, 12:50:54 PM
hymen- $2,000,000
be-hymen- free!
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DY on January 15, 2009, 12:54:29 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 12:35:14 PM
She didn't define virginity! PIITB  [evil]

I read an article the other day where she says she's given head but is technically still a V. 
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Triple J on January 15, 2009, 01:01:32 PM
$2,000,000 for what will probably be the most boring sex ever.

What a steal!  [roll]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Porsche Monkey on January 15, 2009, 01:39:54 PM
She should pay me to have sex with her. [thumbsup] [popcorn]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 15, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
There were a couple girls in my HS that were vaginal virgins.....love these literal kids...
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Le Pirate on January 15, 2009, 02:05:29 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 15, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
There were a couple girls in my HS that were vaginal virgins.....love these literal kids...

[laugh]

technicality FTW!
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DCXCV on January 15, 2009, 02:46:00 PM
"This one goes out to all the virgins: Thanks for nothin!"

Anyone paying this much cash for a supposed cherry is probably also a cherry.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: JEFF_H on January 15, 2009, 03:09:04 PM
Men arent interested in a woman's virginity...just the box it comes in.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: El Matador on January 15, 2009, 03:13:29 PM
Am I the only one that thinks she's just not hot?

Seriously, I've seen wet gremlins that are prettier than she is.

She looks like the kind of person that I would ask if the rest of the people on the car all died in the crash.   ???
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: superjohn on January 15, 2009, 04:49:13 PM
Quote from: El Matador on January 15, 2009, 03:13:29 PM
Am I the only one that thinks she's just not hot?

Seriously, I've seen wet gremlins that are prettier than she is.

She looks like the kind of person that I would ask if the rest of the people on the car all died in the crash.   ???

I think she's pretty attractive actually, but I like that brunette slut next door look  [laugh]

Is all seriousness, I think she should be able to do what she wants. Let some rich pervert get screwed for a change.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: El Matador on January 15, 2009, 05:21:10 PM
Quote from: superjohn on January 15, 2009, 04:49:13 PM
I think she's pretty attractive actually, but I like that brunette slut next door look  [laugh]

Is all seriousness, I think she should be able to do what she wants. Let some rich pervert get screwed for a change.

Oh me too. She should be able to do whatever she wants, and If some blind rich dumbass is willing to pay for it, why not?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Holden on January 15, 2009, 05:22:27 PM
There are plenty of more attractive virgins that could be bought for much less money and probably even a month at a time if you know where to look. :-\

What's all the hype?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 15, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
Idk-depends on how you, as a rich bastard, would choose to waste your money.


Say you bought the rights to her virginity.


You could in theory, deprive her of a lifetime of sex if you buy it and never use it.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: El Matador on January 15, 2009, 05:34:54 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
Idk-depends on how you, as a rich bastard, would choose to waste your money.


Say you bought the rights to her virginity.


You could in theory, deprive her of a lifetime of sex if you buy it and never use it.

That would be glorious. And best way to teach the greedy pregnant dog a lesson.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Grampa on January 15, 2009, 05:35:07 PM
if a mans gott'a shell out dough like that for  a va jay jay...... he'd want one attached to a woman who knows how to use it.

there is, after all, logic behind them not using Desmosedicis at MSF classes
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: swampduc on January 15, 2009, 05:36:39 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 05:35:07 PM
if a mans gott'a shell out dough like that for  a va jay jay...... he'd want one attached to a woman who knows how to use it.

there is, after all, logic behind them not using Desmosedicis at MSF classes
Well put, sir. Jolly good show.  :D
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Grampa on January 15, 2009, 05:42:28 PM
this just in....

the winning bidder

(http://onebigdog.net/wp-images/rosie1.png)
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: ducpainter on January 15, 2009, 05:46:35 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 05:35:07 PM
if a mans gott'a shell out dough like that for  a va jay jay...... he'd want one attached to a woman who knows how to use it.

there is, after all, logic behind them not using Desmosedicis at MSF classes

...or

it's not the meat...

it's the motion.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: lethe on January 15, 2009, 05:49:50 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 05:42:28 PM
this just in....

the winning bidder

(http://onebigdog.net/wp-images/rosie1.png)
More man than any of us.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: NAKID on January 15, 2009, 07:20:53 PM
I think she's pretty good looking, nice rack, but really, look at her. Is there any way you believe she's really a virgin?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Capo on January 15, 2009, 07:40:56 PM
Quote from: NAKID on January 15, 2009, 07:20:53 PM
I think she's pretty good looking, nice rack, but really, look at her. Is there any way you believe she's really a virgin?

Would that entitle you to your money back once you had 'discovered' she wasn't?  [evil]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Mother on January 15, 2009, 08:01:57 PM
Regaining one's virginity is all the rage amongst Muslim women in France. A quick 30-minute operation termed 'hymenoplasty' allows non-virgins to have their hymen re-sewn, meaning these women are technical virgins once again.

Sitting in a cafe near the Champs Elysees, the 26-year-old French-born woman of Algerian descent looks like any other Parisian. But two months ago, she did something none of her friends have done. She had her hymen re-sewn, technically making her a virgin again. This 30-minute outpatient procedure, called "hymenoplasty" and costing between 1,500 and 3,000 euros ($2,000-$4,000), is increasingly popular among young women of North African descent in France. (digg)

Source: today.reuters   Via: digg   
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: NAKID on January 15, 2009, 08:16:39 PM
Yippie, you get to tear her a new one....again...
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: slowpoke13 on January 16, 2009, 01:02:31 AM
I really like the idea of buying it and then not using it. I think that would be the ultimate "screw."

But, hell, I think she's hot. I'd hit it. Twice on Sunday.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 16, 2009, 03:47:14 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 15, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
Idk-depends on how you, as a rich bastard, would choose to waste your money.


Say you bought the rights to her virginity.


You could in theory, deprive her of a lifetime of sex if you buy it and never use it.


BRAVO!!    [clap] [clap]             Well played, sir.



Quote from: bobspapa on January 15, 2009, 05:42:28 PM


this just in....

the winning bidder

(http://onebigdog.net/wp-images/rosie1.png)


That



is



gross



[puke]




[laugh]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 16, 2009, 06:19:00 AM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on January 16, 2009, 01:02:31 AM
I really like the idea of buying it and then not using it. I think that would be the ultimate "screw."

But, hell, I think she's hot. I'd hit it. Twice on Sunday.


Well, yeah.



I would hit it so hard the person to pull me out would become King of England.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Grampa on January 16, 2009, 06:44:25 AM
I lost my virginity once.

I found in a box the garage, tucked away in an old She-Hulk comic book.

I wonder what it would fetch at auction?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: KnightofNi on January 16, 2009, 11:17:54 AM
i don't find her attractive.

as superficial as it is, if i'm paying 3.7 million dollars for a piece of ass she had better be gorgeous. this chick looks like she's trying to hide a belly pooch.

now the idea of not collecting has it's merits. just make sure that the contract is written up properly to indicate that yo can collect her virginity when you want to, and there is no expiration date to it. if she gives it to another person that is a breach of contract and your money should be returned.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 16, 2009, 11:21:08 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 16, 2009, 11:17:54 AM
if she gives it to another person that is a breach of contract and your money should be returned.

Plus interest.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DaniD on January 16, 2009, 11:48:53 AM
Any guy who has that much money and still wants/needs to pay for vag HAS to be a monster and utterly disgusting or insane.

I may not have the cherry, but I still have the box it came in!!  ;)
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Drunken Monkey on January 16, 2009, 11:58:30 AM
Quote from: Mother on January 15, 2009, 08:01:57 PM
Regaining one's virginity is all the rage amongst Muslim women in France. A quick 30-minute operation termed 'hymenoplasty' allows non-virgins to have their hymen re-sewn, meaning these women are technical virgins once again.


Hmmm. Would that be considered a "tissue of lies" ?  ;D
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: ZLTFUL on January 16, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
How come every time DaniD posts up, I pray to god that she was sigle and lived closer?? I lust you DaniD! ;D

/leg hump

Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 16, 2009, 12:08:14 PM
Quote from: Mother on January 15, 2009, 08:01:57 PM
Regaining one's virginity is all the rage amongst Muslim women in France. A quick 30-minute operation termed 'hymenoplasty' allows non-virgins to have their hymen re-sewn, meaning these women are technical virgins once again.

Sitting in a cafe near the Champs Elysees, the 26-year-old French-born woman of Algerian descent looks like any other Parisian. But two months ago, she did something none of her friends have done. She had her hymen re-sewn, technically making her a virgin again. This 30-minute outpatient procedure, called "hymenoplasty" and costing between 1,500 and 3,000 euros ($2,000-$4,000), is increasingly popular among young women of North African descent in France. (digg)

Source: today.reuters   Via: digg   


Kinda like recreating one's foreskin except more expensive.  Whats a little duct tape, fishing line and a 5 lb dumbell.  Who hasnt thought of doing that??
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Duck-Stew on January 16, 2009, 12:19:59 PM
Quote from: NAKID on January 15, 2009, 08:16:39 PM
Yippie, you get to tear her a new one....again...

Technically...  You're tearing her the same old one....again...   [roll]

Hot?  IMO, yes. 

$2M Hot? Um....no.

And a +1 to the DaniD comment above.

In Vegas, you could have a room FULL of hot call-girls who *know* how to use it for a shit-load less than $2M.    I'm just sayin'....
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 16, 2009, 12:21:55 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on January 16, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
How come every time DaniD posts up, I pray to god that she was sigle and lived closer?? I lust you DaniD! ;D

/leg hump



Cue a DaniD leg hump thread in three..two...one....



Then a mass migration to the "Ban Yourself" thread.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: VisceralReaction on January 16, 2009, 12:23:28 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on January 16, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
How come every time DaniD posts up, I pray to god that she was sigle and lived closer?? I lust you DaniD! ;D

/leg hump



God I was just thinkin the same thing.....redheads....sigh  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on January 16, 2009, 12:37:52 PM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on January 16, 2009, 12:23:28 PM
God I was just thinkin the same thing.....redheads....sigh  [thumbsup]

Funny, Mother's reaction to finding out that I was a redhead was the same....

hmmm...
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Grampa on January 16, 2009, 12:39:13 PM
Quote from: JBubble on January 16, 2009, 12:37:52 PM
Funny, Mother's reaction to finding out that I was a redhead was the same....

hmmm...

finding out?

like an easter egg hunt kind of find?



[laugh]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 16, 2009, 12:42:19 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on January 16, 2009, 12:19:59 PM
Technically...  You're tearing her the same old one....again...   [roll]

Hot?  IMO, yes. 

$2M Hot? Um....no.

And a +1 to the DaniD comment above.

In Vegas, you could have a room FULL of hot call-girls who *know* how to use it for a shit-load less than $2M.    I'm just sayin'....


It's actually $3.7mil.    I figured $2mil for me would seem like a bargain in comparison. Truth be told I'd be happy with $20. Enough for a 30 rack of Coors and a bag of Doritos!   ;D
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on January 16, 2009, 12:48:34 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 16, 2009, 12:39:13 PM
finding out?

like an easter egg hunt kind of find?



[laugh]

Oh hush. He didn't know what I looked like back when we first started this thing.  [cheeky]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: tonyj311 on January 16, 2009, 12:55:23 PM
so why is that not prositution? Would the deed have to be done in Nevada?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Speeddog on January 16, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
Quote from: Stu Pedasso on January 16, 2009, 12:55:23 PM
so why is that not prositution? Would the deed have to be done in Nevada?


Google sez it's coordinated through a brothel in NV.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: NAKID on January 16, 2009, 02:36:36 PM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on January 16, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
How come every time DaniD posts up, I pray to god that she was sigle and lived closer?? I lust you DaniD! ;D

/leg hump


Quote from: Duck-Stew on January 16, 2009, 12:19:59 PM

And a +1 to the DaniD comment above.
Quote from: VisceralReaction on January 16, 2009, 12:23:28 PM
God I was just thinkin the same thing.....redheads....sigh  [thumbsup]
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=16625.0 (http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=16625.0)
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 16, 2009, 02:48:11 PM
Technically you dont pay a prostitute to bang.....you pay her to go away when you're done!   ;D
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: eltristo on January 16, 2009, 04:07:40 PM
A note:

Just because bidding has reached $3.7 mil, that does not mean someone actually plans to pay that amount.   There was the "picture of a spider" sale a few months back where someone bid $10k and had no intention of ever paying.  Her 'spider' is only worth what she can actually get.

Silly girl.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 16, 2009, 04:14:51 PM
I wonder if she'd take a cheque.




You know, if everyone on the forum sent me $10.....
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Speeddog on January 16, 2009, 04:55:21 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 16, 2009, 04:14:51 PM
I wonder if she'd take a cheque.

You know, if everyone on the forum sent me $10.....

You'd have $37,550.  ;D
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Grampa on January 16, 2009, 04:58:58 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on January 16, 2009, 04:55:21 PM
You'd have $37,550.  ;D

that'll get ya a handshake
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 16, 2009, 05:21:53 PM
Or you could invest in something more worthwhile.....like THIS:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Collectors-OREO-Rare_W0QQitemZ220283688627QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220283688627&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 (http://cgi.ebay.com/Collectors-OREO-Rare_W0QQitemZ220283688627QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220283688627&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14)
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Triple J on January 16, 2009, 05:22:53 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 16, 2009, 05:21:53 PM
Or you could invest in something more worthwhile.....like THIS:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Collectors-OREO-Rare_W0QQitemZ220283688627QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220283688627&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 (http://cgi.ebay.com/Collectors-OREO-Rare_W0QQitemZ220283688627QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220283688627&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14)

Listing removed.  :'(

What was it?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 16, 2009, 05:28:17 PM
Dammit! 
It was/is a super rare collectors Oreo, which is still available by the way.  A once in a lifetime opportunity.  Might have to relist.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DaniD on January 22, 2009, 12:17:04 AM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on January 16, 2009, 12:19:59 PM


In Vegas, you could have a room FULL of hot call-girls who *know* how to use it for a shit-load less than $2M.    I'm just sayin'....

I just got home from Vegas and have a whole pocket full of cards with lots of girls that would do everything she could and for the bargain price of $45!!!!  They are practically giving it away there!
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Capo on January 22, 2009, 01:27:33 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 16, 2009, 04:58:58 PM
that'll get ya a handshake

a hand what
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: herm on January 22, 2009, 12:00:28 PM
wow,.... cant believe i have avoided this thread for so long.

if she gets millions for a role in the hay, power to her.
maybe she should get her masters in business, or some other entrepreneurial field.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DaniD on January 23, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
I'm not sure that selling your va-jay-jay online makes you an entrepreneur...
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2009, 07:05:22 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 23, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
I'm not sure that selling your va-jay-jay online makes you an entrepreneur...

High-tech hooker then?  [laugh]

JM
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 23, 2009, 07:15:50 AM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 23, 2009, 07:05:22 AM
High-tech hooker then?  [laugh]

JM


I guess the ones on Craigslist are high tech too?      :-X


Sorry. I just  [puke] in my mouth a little bit.






                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [laugh]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: herm on January 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 23, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
I'm not sure that selling your va-jay-jay online makes you an entrepreneur...

well, if she can convince some poor shlub that her vjj is worth millions, virgin or not, then she has a future selling just about anything [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 23, 2009, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 23, 2009, 07:02:05 AM
I'm not sure that selling your va-jay-jay online makes you an entrepreneur...

Those plastics ones might.


Somewhere out there-there's a va-jay-jay model. What an odd world.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 23, 2009, 11:24:15 AM
Quote from: herm on January 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
well, if she can convince some poor shlub that her vjj is worth millions, virgin or not, then she has a future selling just about anything [thumbsup]


If I were karma, Freakshow here would be the poor shlub...

(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee111/spidey39306/freakshow.jpg)                               [evil]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 11:27:09 AM
How funny would it be to pass her a bad check, then have her take you to court to collect.....
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 23, 2009, 11:32:24 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 11:27:09 AM
How funny would it be to pass her a bad check, then have her take you to court to collect.....


Since it's being done through the Bunny Ranch everything is legal. Good thought though.   [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DCXCV on January 23, 2009, 01:52:39 PM
Quote from: herm on January 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
well, if she can convince some poor shlub that her vjj is worth millions, virgin or not, then she has a future selling just about anything [thumbsup]

Selling vag to a guy isn't exactly rocket surgery.  When you're peddleing the oldest trade, the word entrepreneur doesn't really come to mind.  She'll get taxed all to hell on it and it's a one trick pony.  Many women (and guys) do better by marrying millionaires.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: herm on January 23, 2009, 02:46:01 PM
Quote from: DCXCV on January 23, 2009, 01:52:39 PM
Selling vag to a guy isn't exactly rocket surgery.  When you're peddleing the oldest trade, the word entrepreneur doesn't really come to mind.  She'll get taxed all to hell on it and it's a one trick pony.  Many women (and guys) do better by marrying millionaires.  [thumbsup]

no income tax in nevada...
anyway,
i never said she was smart. and lets face it, smart does not always = saleman (or woman)
my point is.....

if she can convince some moron to pay millions of dollars for a shot at her VjJ......then she would seem to have the drive to make people part with their money, and lots of it.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Name one that you havent paid for in one way or the other...
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Capo on January 23, 2009, 03:29:29 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Name one that you havent paid for in one way or the other...

[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 23, 2009, 04:04:26 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 03:19:58 PM
Name one that you havent paid for in one way or the other...

Christ-you think I'd remember her name? What kind of screwed up one nighters you been having?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 23, 2009, 04:59:48 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 23, 2009, 04:04:26 PM
Christ-you think I'd remember her name? What kind of screwed up one nighters you been having?

You got a Freebie!!??  So you're the one....    [thumbsup]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DaniD on January 24, 2009, 03:34:02 PM
Quote from: herm on January 23, 2009, 02:46:01 PM


if she can convince some moron to pay millions of dollars for a shot at her VjJ......then she would seem to have the drive to make people part with their money, and lots of it.

Trust me...it doesn't take much to get men to part with their money...it's not that she's a good salesman, it's the idiot population of stupid men that she's marketing too...

**disclaimer** I am not implying that ALL men are stupid or suckers nor making a general statement about male intelligence, however I have seen firsthand that all of the above can be true  ;D
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: KnightofNi on January 25, 2009, 06:27:19 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 24, 2009, 03:34:02 PM
Trust me...it doesn't take much to get men to part with their money...it's not that she's a good salesman, it's the idiot population of stupid men that she's marketing too...

**disclaimer** I am not implying that ALL men are stupid or suckers nor making a general statement about male intelligence, however I have seen firsthand that all of the above can be true  ;D

for example, watch girls in a bar get free drinks by flirting.

hell, if i had boobs i'd use them to get all kinds of free stuff. then again it would look really odd on me, so i'd prob have to look like a female too so i'd at least have to shave.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: lethe on January 25, 2009, 06:30:36 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 25, 2009, 06:27:19 AM
for example, watch girls in a bar get free drinks by flirting.

hell, if i had boobs i'd use them to get all kinds of free stuff. then again it would look really odd on me, so i'd prob have to look like a female too so i'd at least have to shave.
Yes, boobs and beard don't make for free drinks.  [puke]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: KnightofNi on January 25, 2009, 06:34:05 AM
Quote from: lethe on January 25, 2009, 06:30:36 AM
Yes, boobs and beard don't make for free drinks.  [puke]

they might buy me drinks out of fear.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: lethe on January 25, 2009, 06:35:35 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 25, 2009, 06:34:05 AM
they might buy me drinks out of fear.
It is Hilda, Norse goddess of beer! We must buy her beer or she will smite us and skunk ours!
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: TiNi on January 25, 2009, 06:56:27 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 25, 2009, 06:27:19 AM
for example, watch girls in a bar get free drinks by flirting.

hell, if i had boobs i'd use them to get all kinds of free stuff. then again it would look really odd on me, so i'd prob have to look like a female too so i'd at least have to shave.

it's not the boobies... it's how you use them  ;)
and not all women use theirs to get ahead...
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Grampa on January 25, 2009, 08:41:55 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 25, 2009, 06:56:27 AM
it's not the boobies... it's how you use them  ;)
and not all women use theirs to get ahead...

you said ahead...... *giggle


[laugh]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: herm on January 25, 2009, 08:01:03 PM
Quote from: DaniD on January 24, 2009, 03:34:02 PM
Trust me...it doesn't take much to get men to part with their money...it's not that she's a good salesman, it's the idiot population of stupid men that she's marketing too...

**disclaimer** I am not implying that ALL men are stupid or suckers nor making a general statement about male intelligence, however I have seen firsthand that all of the above can be true  ;D

i agree that its easy to get men to "pay for it" one way or another.
but come on, we are talking millions of dollars.
thats a lot of money, especially compaired to how much her sister is likely making for the same product........(ok, slightly used but in theory backed by a warranty)
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 26, 2009, 03:30:55 AM
Quote from: herm on January 25, 2009, 08:01:03 PM
i agree that its easy to get men to "pay for it" one way or another.
but come on, we are talking millions of dollars.
thats a lot of money, especially compaired to how much her sister is likely making for the same product........(ok, slightly used but in theory backed by a warranty)


Where can I get one of these warranties?                                                                                                         ;D
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: TiNi on January 26, 2009, 03:47:31 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 25, 2009, 08:41:55 AM
you said ahead...... *giggle


[laugh]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: herm on January 26, 2009, 06:18:27 AM
Quote from: alfisti on January 26, 2009, 03:30:55 AM

Where can I get one of these warranties?                                                                                                         ;D

read up on legalized prostitution in nevada...its actually pretty amusing stuff [thumbsup]
the "implied warranty" would be from the licensing requirements for brothel workers.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: KnightofNi on January 26, 2009, 08:02:37 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 25, 2009, 06:56:27 AM
it's not the boobies... it's how you use them  ;)
and not all women use theirs to get ahead...

well duh. knowing what i know about the power of the boobies, you can sure as hell bet i would use them properly to get what i wanted.  [cheeky]


I'll agree that not all women do it. . all women try to use them to get what they want. some do it more often than others. some just aren't good at doing it, thus the trying portion of the statement.

also, i didn't say "to get ahead" i said "to get what they want"
some want to gain power and control while others just want to gain a free drink.
also, i'm not saying that all of your gender is evil, conniving, and manipulative.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 26, 2009, 09:39:40 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 26, 2009, 08:02:37 AM

also, i didn't say "to get ahead" i said "to get what they want"
some want to gain power and control while others just want to gain a free drink.
also, i'm not saying that all of your gender is evil, conniving, and manipulative.

Because stating the obvious is a waste of time?





Runs and hides
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DaniD on January 27, 2009, 05:30:29 AM
 [laugh]  [laugh]

I guess it's a two way street, we wouldn't be so manipulative if guys weren't so stupid!  :P
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: KnightofNi on January 27, 2009, 06:15:34 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 27, 2009, 05:30:29 AM
[laugh]  [laugh]

I guess it's a two way street, we wouldn't be so manipulative if guys weren't so stupid!  :P

then why is it so much worse when there is a group of women?  :)
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2009, 10:31:08 AM
Idk, but I got all sorts of dirty looks when I refused to dive off a dock to retrieve a cell phone a female friend of mine had dropped. It was down a good 15 feet.

The dirty looks continued even after I explained that

1) It's not my phone

2) You dropped it, numbnuts

3) It's probably ruined already

4) I can't swim

and

5) You're wearing a white T-shirt.


I think it was the last comment that got the dirty looks.  [laugh]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 27, 2009, 11:49:23 AM
Quote from: DaniD on January 27, 2009, 05:30:29 AM
[laugh]  [laugh]

I guess it's a two way street, we wouldn't be so manipulative if guys weren't so stupid!  :P


Yeah but we're manipulated so much we don't know what the hell is going on, so it's more like a catch 22!     [bang]           [laugh]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Jumptship on January 27, 2009, 07:29:50 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 27, 2009, 10:31:08 AM
4) I can't swim

Really, you can't swim...?  Weird.


[cheeky]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
Quote from: Jumptship on January 27, 2009, 07:29:50 PM
Really, you can't swim...?  Weird.


[cheeky]

I don't like the water. Fish pee in it.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: SacDuc on January 27, 2009, 08:05:54 PM


Man: Would you make the beast with two backs me for billion dollars?
Woman: Sure!
Man: Would you make the beast with two backs me for ten dollars?
Woman: No! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Man: We just established what kind of girl you are. Now we are just negotiating terms.



sac
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Grampa on January 27, 2009, 08:07:36 PM
anybody want my virginity?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: SacDuc on January 27, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 27, 2009, 08:07:36 PM
anybody want my virginity?

I think I speak for everyone when I say

NO!
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Grampa on January 27, 2009, 08:17:53 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on January 27, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
I think I speak for everyone when I say

NO!

are you sure?

I kept it in here

(http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/she-hulk.jpg)

right next to the seamonkey ad
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: somegirl on January 27, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
Quote from: Jumptship on January 27, 2009, 07:29:50 PM
Really, you can't swim...?  Weird.

especially considering how much time he's spent on a boat and how much he loves them. [roll]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Popeye the Sailor on January 27, 2009, 08:21:07 PM
Quote from: somegirl on January 27, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
especially considering how much time he's spent on a boat and how much he loves them. [roll]

Pfft-if I liked the water why would I be in a boat?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: DaniD on January 27, 2009, 08:55:34 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 27, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
I don't like the water. Fish pee in it.

They do more than pee in it!!  :o
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Jarvicious on January 27, 2009, 09:27:06 PM
Quote from: DaniD on January 27, 2009, 08:55:34 PM
They do more than pee in it!!  :o

Me too.















Wait.  What are we talking about?
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: TiNi on January 28, 2009, 04:05:39 AM
Quote from: somegirl on January 27, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
especially considering how much time he's spent on a boat and how much he loves them. [roll]

i agree! i was shocked when dave told me he doesn't swim.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: rgramjet on January 28, 2009, 05:27:39 AM
That just makes him a better......seaman!
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: herm on January 28, 2009, 05:47:00 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on January 28, 2009, 04:05:39 AM
i agree! i was shocked when dave told me he doesn't swim.

why? i dont swim either.

i am capable of it, i just choose not to. more than happy to jump in and frolic, body surf, skinny dip.
but swimming, for the sake of swimming......... [puke]
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: herm on January 28, 2009, 05:49:07 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on January 27, 2009, 08:05:54 PM

Man: Would you make the beast with two backs me for billion dollars?
Woman: Sure!
Man: Would you make the beast with two backs me for ten dollars?
Woman: No! What kind of girl do you think I am?
Man: We just established what kind of girl you are. Now we are just negotiating terms.



sac

thats great!
now reverse the genders.

woman: would you make the beast with two backs me for a dollar?
man: you bet.

this goes on as long as the man can afford it. eventually, she tires of him, or he runs out of money.
Title: Re: For bid: My (born again) virginity. A steal at only $2mil. Any takers?
Post by: Oldfisti on January 28, 2009, 06:28:35 AM
Quote from: herm on January 28, 2009, 05:49:07 AM
thats great!
now reverse the genders.

woman: would you make the beast with two backs me for a dollar?
man: you bet.

this goes on as long as the man can afford it. eventually, she tires of him, or he runs out of money.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]   ROFLMAO!!