So i left a whole box of pizza out on my table at approximately 9pm....its 2:37 AM and its missing. There is no one home.
I looked inside the oven and microwave thinking i cooked it but forgot i did. My dog cannot reach the counter.
There is no sign of the box. or the smell of pizza. Please someone tell me where it could of gone? becasue this shit is not funny cause im hungry right now.
thats fuked up
Quote from: He Man on January 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM
So i left a whole box of pizza out on my table at approximately 9pm....its 2:37 AM and its missing. There is no one home.
I looked inside the oven and microwave thinking i cooked it but forgot i did. My dog cannot reach the counter.
There is no sign of the box. or the smell of pizza. Please someone tell me where it could of gone? becasue this shit is not funny cause im hungry right now.
The Noid.
You need Adam West on the case.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnGgZxTYL8Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnGgZxTYL8Q)
Didn't you say you had a brother living with you?
You dreamt that you had a pizza.
Quote from: Capo on January 21, 2009, 01:19:16 AM
Didn't you say you had a brother living with you?
First person I thought of. Check the garbage for pizza box.
maybe he put it away..?
It was me. Sorry got hungry. :P
Quote from: Ducaholic on January 21, 2009, 05:34:55 AM
It was me. Sorry got hungry. :P
You son of a pregnant dog! I knew it was you. [laugh]
Run run fast as you can but you'll never catch the Stinky Cheese Man!
Quote from: He Man on January 20, 2009, 11:48:35 PM
So i left a whole box of pizza out on my table at approximately 9pm....its 2:37 AM and its missing. There is no one home.
Further investigation revealed nothing so far.... No pizza box in my brothers room, or in the garbage...
oh man!
you wouldn't believe it!
last night i was walking home when i encountered the most delicious scent.
i couldn't help but let my feet waft towards the delicious scent. after a bit of floating in the air only being carried by the scent in my nose i found it - the most amazing pizza.
it was just sitting there begging me to take it
i mean sure, there were a few slices missing, but there was more than enough for my liking.
i tried to resist, knowing that it was someone else's, but i couldn't.
i grabbed the box, and ran.
ran till my veins pumped battery acid
...then i enjoyed pizza
you will find the box in a dumpster on 45th street.
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on January 21, 2009, 08:30:13 AM
oh man!
you wouldn't believe it!
last night i was walking home when i encountered the most delicious scent.
i couldn't help but let my feet waft towards the delicious scent. after a bit of floating in the air only being carried by the scent in my nose i found it - the most amazing pizza.
it was just sitting there begging me to take it
i mean sure, there were a few slices missing, but there was more than enough for my liking.
i tried to resist, knowing that it was someone else's, but i couldn't.
i grabbed the box, and ran.
ran till my veins pumped battery acid
...then i enjoyed pizza
you will find the box in a dumpster on 45th street.
thats not funny because i live on 40th street. >:( your going down....
Quote from: alfisti on January 21, 2009, 06:05:33 AM
You son of a pregnant dog! I knew it was you. [laugh]
It was good. Didn't know that He Man was so fond of the meat lovers though. Figures. ;D
Are you sure you are in your house?
mitt
I have no doubt in my mind that it was your brother.
Here is my reasoning...
When we were kids, I would buy boxes of fudgesicles and put them in the basement freezer. My brother and I had bedrooms in the basement.
I would stay up late watching Sci-Fi shows on PBS and grab a fudgsicle or two but it always seemed like they were going way too fast.
Problem is, there was never a wrapper in the garbage can in my brother's room, our bathroom, or upstairs.
Fast forward to 2.5 years ago. We are helping Dad remodel the basement. It has this awesome asbestos tile ceiling that we start tearing down. I pull tiles from the room adjacent to my brother's room and am almost swarmed under by a small truck load of fudgesicle wrappers and popsice sticks. Seems he had a secret stash panel where he could hide the evidence that he was gankin' my fudgesicles.
I would interrogate your brther. Might I suggest water boarding...
After your posts about your brother (being a fatass thief and all) I would suspect no one but him.
Quote from: He Man on January 21, 2009, 08:35:35 AM
thats not funny because i live on 40th street. >:( your going down....
oh.. i know ;)
you werent by any chance high at the time??
the anal probing mission ended.... the aliens are now into food tasting
my theory
Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on January 21, 2009, 09:08:10 AM
oh.. i know ;)
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Autostrada Pilot on January 21, 2009, 09:07:59 AM
After your posts about your brother (being a fatass thief and all) I would suspect no one but him.
He would have to be home for that to happen...
Quote from: He Man on January 21, 2009, 10:35:38 AM
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He would have to be home for that to happen...
Sure he didn't stop in for a quick bite, then leave again?
Quote from: mitt on January 21, 2009, 10:43:46 AM
Sure he didn't stop in for a quick bite, then leave again?
That's what i meant.
This should be a poll. All of the options should be "He Man's brother" :)
Quote from: JEFF_H on January 21, 2009, 09:23:04 AM
you werent by any chance high at the time??
this one should be on the poll too ;) [laugh]
Dammit! I want pizza now. With [bacon]
Quote from: mitt on January 21, 2009, 10:43:46 AM
Sure he didn't stop in for a quick bite, then leave again?
a whole pie ?????????? thats basically a full meal right there!
Do you have a cat?
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll161/porschaholic/4420Cats20Love20Pizza.jpg)
your trying to tell me a cat can eat twice its body weight?
???
Quote from: He Man on January 22, 2009, 08:51:50 AM
your trying to tell me a cat can eat twice its body weight?
???
you've never met bob (or blob as he is known around these parts)
any luck?
Quote from: He Man on January 22, 2009, 08:51:50 AM
your trying to tell me a cat can eat twice its body weight?
???
And the box too! Maybe the cat likes rice-cakes [cheeky]
JM
it was the brother
It was always the brother.
Why is this thread still on page 1?
Uh... Unless yours paginates differently to mine, it's on page three ~
Jm
Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 22, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
Uh... Unless yours paginates differently to mine, it's on page three ~
Jm
I think mitt is bored with this thread.
Quote from: mitt on January 22, 2009, 10:22:40 AM
Why is this thread still on page 1?
Various idiots probably keep posting, although said posts add nothing to a silly topic.
Also: bump.
Piller, is that you?
Quote from: bobspapa on January 22, 2009, 08:54:48 AM
you've never met bob (or blob as he is known around these parts)
Is bob a cat or a person? thats a horrible name for a cat if it is. But i guess you have so many cats you might of ran out of names. :)
Quote from: mitt on January 22, 2009, 10:22:40 AM
Why is this thread still on page 1?
Why is anything still on page one. I still want my pizza.
One meat lovers pizza coming up.
Years ago when in college I kept having food disappear. Now I don't mean just little bits here and there.
I would go to sleep after making a sandwich and then next morning the whole loaf of bread would be gone.
Wrapper and all! I start harassing the roomies about my missing food. What was odd was that it was only stuff left out
on the counter. Bread, bagels, pizza, peanut butter etc.
Well one night I come into the living room and hear something in the kitchen and I was like HA I'll catch the make the beast with two backser in the act
this time. I flip on the light and the biggest make the beast with two backsing rat I have ever seen if making off with a whole loaf of bread. He goes
across the counter and disappears behind the fridge. We pulled the fridge out the next morning and there is a huge hole.
Something to think about. Or your brother........ [laugh]
Quote from: Ducaholic on January 22, 2009, 11:54:09 AM
One meat lovers pizza coming up.
You can make jokes all you want buddy. But your gonna be the one stuck on the island with the magic fridge that has nothing inside. when everyone is having bacon and pepperoni pizza. ;)
So now your making the argument that a giant rat ate the pizza and disposed of hte box? or the rat draged teh pizza box back to his lair? this is frighten shit.
Quote from: VisceralReaction on January 22, 2009, 12:11:02 PM
*snip*
I flip on the light and the biggest make the beast with two backsing rat I have ever seen if making off with a whole loaf of bread. He goes
across the counter and disappears behind the fridge. We pulled the fridge out the next morning and there is a huge hole.
Something to think about. Or your brother........ [laugh]
holy crap are you serious?
i'd still be screaming if it were me [laugh]
(http://sortingoutscience.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/rous.jpg)
WTF! [laugh]
R.O.U.S. [cheeky]
was it white?
(http://behrrake.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/neverending-story-the-early-years1.jpg)
Freaking total ROUSs!!!!
If I had been thinking and not screaming like a little girl, I could have turned on the stove burners and rolled
him onto it since I don't have firespouts in my kitchen. Though I didn't have a sword to finish him off with either.
I had trouble sleeping that night, gave me the heebie jeebies
piller took it
shared it with the nun
Okay, my dog did it. He smelled the pizza all the way over here in NH. The smell was getting to him. He got in the car, drove over, sneaked in, ate the pizza, ate the box, ate a pair of your socks (which I can return once the snow melts), licked the floor clean of his foot prints, stopped off at a bagel place and downed a dozen and the bag they came in, drove back home, threw it all up on the kitchen floor and ate it again!
Sorry.
If it was Lombardis I'm not surprised it's gone! ;D
My guess: Colonel Mustard with a Lead Pipe in the Billiard Room.
wtf show some sypmpathy the man lost his Pizza!
a real man would have stayed to defend the pizza
the man obviously was in another plane of existance at the time.
so he was unable to defend ......
i used to throw knives at the rats in one of my apts in brooklyn. i set duct tape sticky side up for 4 feet around the area they came out of to catch them. they seemed to be too smart for rat traps. i swear one would hold the jaw open while another would steal the bait.
the duct tape didn't work either. they just jumped over it and i swear one muttered something anti-seminic.
that's when the knives came out.
no, i never got one. they are quick and can dodge well too :(
Not quicker than my .22
Quote from: Capo on January 23, 2009, 04:49:44 PM
Not quicker than my .22
i was in an apt building so i wouldn't be firing a gun in the first place.
secondly, i didn't have a gun.
i should have brought my bow.
make the beast with two backs that shit. FLAME THROWEERRRR!!!!!!!
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 23, 2009, 04:46:30 PM
i used to throw knives at the rats in one of my apts in brooklyn. i set duct tape sticky side up for 4 feet around the area they came out of to catch them. they seemed to be too smart for rat traps. i swear one would hold the jaw open while another would steal the bait.
the duct tape didn't work either. they just jumped over it and i swear one muttered something anti-seminic.
that's when the knives came out.
no, i never got one. they are quick and can dodge well too :(
We used to put out sticky traps in my old apt. Never caught any rodents, but the cats got stuck a couple of times!
The one year, they disappeared. No little holes in the bread wrappers, no chewed up cereal boxes, nothing. Come to find out that a family of possums moved into the crawlspace under the house, chased 'em all away.
I have 2 theories;
1. Crack heads
http://www.fugly.com/view_video.php?viewkey=66792401a6972d477dcc&page=400&viewtype=detailed&category=mr
2. Ninjas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjTl0hqru4A
and of course both can be explained by the now unemployed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles seen here enjoying what could be your pie....
(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4687/turtles3lk.jpg)
Quote from: bobspapa on January 22, 2009, 07:45:10 PM
a real man would have stayed to defend the pizza
A real man would have eaten it all in one sitting.
Oh, and as for the rodents of unusual size?? I don't think they exist.
Quote from: He Man on January 22, 2009, 11:47:06 AM
Is bob a cat or a person? thats a horrible name for a cat if it is. But i guess you have so many cats you might of ran out of names. :)
Paul, what a ridiculous name for a cat!
Do rats fluff up their fur like cats when they get startled?
Some rat facts (well, at least according to the interwebz):
http://www.terrierman.com/aboutrats.htm (http://www.terrierman.com/aboutrats.htm)
Largest Rat Ever Caught: Most large urban rats weigh under a 3/4 of pound.
Despite the ubiquitous "it was larger than a cat" description of city rats, few rats weigh much more than a pound.
The largest dog-caught rat ever weighed (by Brian Plummer) was a monster that tipped the scales at 2.4 pounds.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0CE3DA1E39F930A35751C1A965948260 (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0CE3DA1E39F930A35751C1A965948260)
Despite stories of rats as big as cats or dogs, the largest recorded rat weighed three and a half pounds and was 1 foot 10 inches from nose to tail.
The average weight is one pound, the length 18 inches.
Do rats fluff up their fur like cats when they get startled?
Quote from: Speeddog on January 24, 2009, 10:31:57 AM
Do rats fluff up their fur like cats when they get startled?
Some rat facts (well, at least according to the interwebz):
http://www.terrierman.com/aboutrats.htm (http://www.terrierman.com/aboutrats.htm)
Largest Rat Ever Caught: Most large urban rats weigh under a 3/4 of pound.
Despite the ubiquitous "it was larger than a cat" description of city rats, few rats weigh much more than a pound.
The largest dog-caught rat ever weighed (by Brian Plummer) was a monster that tipped the scales at 2.4 pounds.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0CE3DA1E39F930A35751C1A965948260 (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0CE3DA1E39F930A35751C1A965948260)
Despite stories of rats as big as cats or dogs, the largest recorded rat weighed three and a half pounds and was 1 foot 10 inches from nose to tail.
The average weight is one pound, the length 18 inches.
Do rats fluff up their fur like cats when they get startled?
I don't know, most I see are small but I've seen at least one that was close to if not bigger the that "largest recorded one", it was an obviously poisoned one that was walking down the side of the street in broad daylight near where my job's office is in Long Island City, Queens. The ones at the Museum of Natural History, while they stay out of sight, can push over a garbage can.
Just saying.
Not doubting what you saw, the interwebz aren't always right. :)
A 3.5 lb rat is big, no matter what.
Now why would a crack head steal a Pizza? You cant smoke crack with a Pizza can you? I don't think you can smoke crack with the Box. Unless they wanted the box to keep the crack in. In that case the Pizza would be discarded someplace between 40th & 45th streets. Did you check the route for your Pizza? It is possible that if they discarded the Pizza along the way and it was at Nose level or even slightly higher, my dog would have definitely ate the Pizza. That could explain why she didn't come home for a long time when I called her.
So there you have it. Crack heads stole the Pizza Box, discarded the pizza, My dog ate the Pizza.
She was still hungry in the morning of course.
Mystery solved! [coffee]
No doubt, the work of this guy:
(http://thefaust.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/noid2.gif)
Is the Noid the crackhead that breaks off spark plug ends?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html)
Quote from: MrIncredible on January 24, 2009, 01:51:18 PM
No doubt, the work of this guy:
(http://thefaust.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/noid2.gif)
Sorry to blow holes in your hypothesis but;
The noid only stole the pizzas freshness, never the whole pie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ7RnXakSXU&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ7RnXakSXU&feature=related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j696bHtrYTM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j696bHtrYTM&feature=related)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD5gMsy-nuc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD5gMsy-nuc&feature=related)
Keep in mind, as mentioned earlier in this thread Adam west took care of the void so must now longer avoid him.
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/family-guy-mayor-adam-west-gets-even-with-the-noid/1080629931
Quote from: Speeddog on January 24, 2009, 12:20:24 PM
Not doubting what you saw, the interwebz aren't always right. :)
A 3.5 lb rat is big, no matter what.
Don't forget wharf rats ~
JM
So....GUESS WHO GOT STREP THROAT!!!! And guess who's bottle of half drunk smoothie did i just make out with?
BIOLOGICAL WARFARE NEVER FELT SO GOOD! [evil]
Quote from: He Man on February 02, 2009, 11:38:36 PM
So....GUESS WHO GOT STREP THROAT!!!! And guess who's bottle of half drunk smoothie did i just make out with?
BIOLOGICAL WARFARE NEVER FELT SO GOOD! [evil]
Are you going to tell us or make us guess?
well i figure the [evil] gave it away. :)
its been going on for 3 days now, and i think i hit the worst of it, cause i can barely swallow water right now. and im hungry as balls.
Quote from: He Man on February 03, 2009, 04:30:05 AM
well i figure the [evil] gave it away. :)
its been going on for 3 days now, and i think i hit the worst of it, cause i can barely swallow water right now. and im hungry as balls.
That's an odd statement.
What are balls hungry for?
Quote from: lethe on February 03, 2009, 04:31:05 AM
That's an odd statement.
What are balls hungry for?
Ya know, I never realize that....but its something only we say up here....i remember people going ??? to me down in florida when i said that. I guess its a brooklyn thing?
Its not actually the words balls. its suppose to be Bawls i think. Like the energy drink?
If you're hungry, might I suggest a nice hot delicious slice of pizza?
;D
So, did your brother ever admit to it?
I bet it was Chris's neighbor kid ;)
[laugh]
Quote from: NAKID on February 03, 2009, 06:37:18 AM
So, did your brother ever admit to it?
nope, i caught him doing it to my left over superbowl pizza yesterday morning. I only caught him since i was too sick to sleep.
Get a digital game camera and bait the make the beast with two backser. Then you can post the pics here to amuse us!
[evil] :D
Quote from: alfisti on February 03, 2009, 09:29:00 AM
Get a digital game camera and bait the make the beast with two backser. Then you can post the pics here to amuse us!
[evil] :D
Thats a lot of pizza being wasted.
Quote from: He Man on February 03, 2009, 09:44:54 AM
Thats a lot of pizza being wasted.
Since when is this thread about you?
Oh yeah. Wait a minute...
[cheeky]
Ya'll can donate to my pizza fund via paypal!
Quote from: He Man on February 03, 2009, 10:09:14 AM
Ya'll can donate to my pizza fund via paypal!
I can't be sure you'll actually get it using that method. [laugh]
the funny part is, im not sure if your talking about the asking for a donation, or the paypal part. [laugh]
Quote from: He Man on February 03, 2009, 10:15:46 AM
the funny part is, im not sure if your talking about the asking for a donation, or the paypal part. [laugh]
Paypal [puke] [puke]
Quote from: alfisti on February 03, 2009, 09:29:00 AM
Get a digital game camera and bait the make the beast with two backser. Then you can post the pics here to amuse us!
[evil] :D
I'd start baiting the pizza.
Laxatives.
Hot peppers mxed in.
Pubes.
Take pictures. Wait. Share.
crap! He poured it from the bottle onto a bowl of yogurt cereal. Well. maybe the pour caught some of it, but the virus count wouldnt be so high... Luckly, its viral, and not bacterial, so its very potent...
Next time, take it into your mouth, swish, spit it back in. Hell, gargle with it!
Amp it up a notch further by gathering a teaspoon full of toilet water after a good dump. Just some clear water from the top though, any solid matter might give your plan away.
:-\ [puke]
Quote from: lethe on February 03, 2009, 03:38:23 PM
Yes, that would be the intended effect.
revenge on brother...
at the cost of the weak stomached readers of this thread :P
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 03, 2009, 03:41:39 PM
revenge on brother...
at the cost of the weak stomached readers of this thread :P
If it did that to you just reading it, imagine what it would do to him ingesting it.
For the record, don't ever try this trick on me. I'm immune. ;D
Quote from: lethe on February 03, 2009, 03:44:05 PM
If it did that to you just reading it, imagine what it would do to him ingesting it.
For the record, don't ever try this trick on me. I'm immune. ;D
also for the record, you SO don't have to worry about me pulling that trick ;) [puke]
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 03, 2009, 03:46:41 PM
also for the record, you SO don't have to worry about me pulling that trick ;) [puke]
thats reallly smart, making him think you are too disgusted with the idea of it to pull it of...ONLY TO PULL IT OFF WHEN HE LEAST EXPECTS IT!!! GENIUS!!!
Hey does that Visine stuff really work, ingesting it i mean.... lol
Quote from: lethe on February 03, 2009, 03:44:05 PM
If it did that to you just reading it, imagine what it would do to him ingesting it.
For the record, don't ever try this trick on me. I'm immune. ;D
yeah, i've seen him and his dog sharing the same toilet bowl. it's kinda cute actually.
in a very demented way.
then again we are talking about lethe so if it wasn't demented i would be worried.
Quote from: KnightofNi on February 03, 2009, 08:36:59 PM
yeah, i've seen him and his dog sharing the same toilet bowl. it's kinda cute actually.
in a very demented way.
then again we are talking about lethe so if it wasn't demented i would be worried.
[roll]
I wish it were something like that.
Instead it's because I've been covered head to toe in sewage before.
Quote from: lethe on February 04, 2009, 12:35:55 AM
[roll]
I wish it were something like that.
Instead it's because I've been covered head to toe in sewage before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t792lzGPQ9E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t792lzGPQ9E)
well... it seems the missing pizza pie thread has gone to shit :-\
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on February 04, 2009, 04:14:48 AM
well... it seems the missing pizza pie thread has gone to shit :-\
*rimshot*
Therapy
or
Move
and maybe lay off the street pharmaceuticals for a bit
although this does bring back fond memories of reading pillar's posts
Just 1 or 2 drops of MIL-H-83282 Hydraulic fluid in his coffee will have him sitting on the can all afternoon. [evil]
couldn't help it ;D
BUMPITY BUMP BUMP
so I'm not Karnak......
who stole the make the beast with two backsin' pizza???
His bruddah'
JM
True, he is a "person of interest" after being caught nabbing the leftover pizza from the Super Bowl [laugh]
JM
Quote from: KnightofNi on February 10, 2009, 08:27:53 AM
but we can't prove it just yet.
"Enhanced Interrogation" techniques? [evil]
Quote from: swampduc on February 10, 2009, 08:41:50 AM
"Enhanced Interrogation" techniques? [evil]
Treebeard can be quite intimidating!!! ;D
Quote from: lauramonster on February 10, 2009, 10:23:10 AM
Treebeard can be quite intimidating!!! ;D
He'll toss the alleged offender on the back and head for snow & ice covered roads! [laugh]
JM
Quote from: lauramonster on February 10, 2009, 10:23:10 AM
Treebeard can be quite intimidating!!! ;D
only until i open my mouth and people realize i'm a huge geek.
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 10, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
He'll toss the alleged offender on the back and head for snow & ice covered roads! [laugh]
JM
now that would be funny.
Quote from: MendoDave on February 04, 2009, 11:50:52 AM
Just 1 or 2 drops of MIL-H-83282 Hydraulic fluid in his coffee will have him sitting on the can all afternoon. [evil]
hmm... now.... is that gonna kill him? or severe incapacitate his mobility?.....
The virus did not work. Apparently they dont survive long in the anti-oxident rich environment of all natural yogurt. Or he already had that strain...I need to get something nastier. Something bacteria that I can pretake antiboitics for!.....how painful is chlamydia? [evil] [laugh]
Quote from: He Man on February 10, 2009, 11:21:55 AM
....how painful is chlamydia? [evil] [laugh]
Not sure how you're gonna go about giving this as it's an STD ~
JM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 10, 2009, 11:42:30 AM
Not sure how you're gonna go about giving this as it's an STD ~
JM
it is an STD, but its bacteria in nature, i wouldnt need to have sex with him to pass it, just introduced the bacteria to his body via open wound. this is getting sick isnt it. lol
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 10, 2009, 11:42:30 AM
Not sure how you're gonna go about giving this as it's an STD ~
JM
Shhhhh!!!! Best not to ask anything you don't want answered.
Maybe you should have gotten the crime fighting force from Grand Rapids on the case...
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-snack-fail.jpg?w=430&h=383)
Late night snack = 5 pounds of bacon!!!!
:o
Quote from: the_Journeyman on February 10, 2009, 11:42:30 AM
Not sure how you're gonna go about giving this as it's an STD ~
JM
Just like most married women,, Hes gonna get it "from a toilet seat"
Stuff like that, is grounds of leaving her ass