Ducati Monster Forum

For quoting a quote that was previously quoted.  Probably giving siezer to kids out there somewhere too  [roll]

http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=1538.msg28959#msg28959

I deeply offended myself on another thread.   :-\

That's why I'm here now.   [beer]


EDIT to Add:  Yikes!  I didn't know there was an official banning thread.  Snap! :-\

Way to go!!  [thumbsup]

link please...

someone needs banning.   [laugh]

No way.  ;)   Dude, I'm trying to keep it on the down-low  :P   Can a person get a sammich?  maybe a poptart?

Ban yourself again for not using the Official "Ban Yourself" thread (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=2292.0). [cheeky]

Oh lawdy.  I'll just go ahead and merge /melt myself into that one then.   [thumbsup] [laugh]

I started my pwned Ban Yourself thread, not realizing the new forum already had an official one.  My so, soooo bad. [cheeky] :P :P

MsIncredible [sp?] was kind enough to direct me here. 




Is there snacktime here?

Banning myself for almost posted a pic of my beautiful hairy nipples and then realizing that photos of my parts have been deemed too beautiful to post.

...and will remain here for improper usage of adjectives.   :P

You know they're beautiful

yall are banned for crossposting.


i'm banned for crossdressing.





and the world keeps turning.

in my tutu.

Cross-dressing?  Are you NOT dressing as a hot asian chick???

nope.  i'm wearing an armani suit.

isn't that just so hot?

This actually is an female Armani Suit. 

Also, this actually is Ash  :-*  :-*
(http://vivendifashionsita.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/armani-2008-suit.jpg)


more links to Ash and his suits!

http://buy.ecplaza.net/search/1s1nf20sell/armani_female_lounge_suit.html

http://www.lifeinitaly.com/fashion/women-suits.asp

And I'm banned for telling everyone I ride in Assless Chaps and a Leather G string  :o

Pix please!!!   [clap]

omg i really am hot.

i'm like bannable hot.

ban me, kaveh.  ban me good!

I'll ban the shit outta ya  (http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/images/smilies/sm.gif)

(http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/images/smilies/quagmire.gif)

Ask Bonfy and Ye shall receive  ;D





On second thought, Nah! No one needs to be that scared!  [evil]

giggity giggity goo!

who would have thought....

"Asian chick in suit" is not a work safe google search.

(http://forums.smirkinchicken.com/images/smilies/quagmire.gif)

48 hr ban for failing to research before posting on the political board. Doh  [bang] [bang]

I'm giving myself a 48 hour ban on the whole of the DMF [popcorn]

AND - banning myself semi-permanently from the Politics Forum [thumbsup]

Why?

For being part of the problem - not the solution. [bang] [bang]

msincredible told me to ban myself

because i was flagellating myself

because i offended myself

in the cake thread.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=5211.msg84250#msg84250

(http://stylemens.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/02/kama1_h.jpg)

I saw this and giggled.

I ban myself for 15 min

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc120/bonfygloria/100_2514.jpg)

Lance Thruster is banned from petting zoos and souvenier shops for the next century.

first day of the year, I am already being an asshole and got a thread locked.

suppose I should ban myself for a few hours and go to Walmart.

Oh, while you're there, I need some stuff....

 [thumbsup]

 [laugh]

say hi to Randall for me

I am banning myself for agreeing with cyrus...

I'll take some time off with a self-imposed ban for harassing Mother with the sheep puns.

Will an hour or two be good?

per pun maybe

they were downright horrific

but seriously, you must own your conduct, don't go and hide behind a ban

you should be ashamed of yourself

grown man acting all sheepish

You should have been banned for bringing the thread back on topic  ;D

I can't believe it, but I agree with Cyrus too..........yeah, I should be banned.  [laugh]

I can accommodate anyone who is serious.   ;D

After a nice PM from Statler, I have decided to make a new years resolution to not be such an abrasive prick, as I really am not like that in real life.

Several people have met me, maybe they think I really am an asshole, but most don't, it just comes across that way when I post.

^ nothing wrong with that.   [evil]

Confucius say abrasive prick not liked by women.

You made that resolution last year.  Ban yourself for lying.

Good point

Need to ban myself for a few hours, before I tell someone to make the beast with two backs off.

ok,...

i am going to ban myself for the rest of the night (PST) for having nasty thoughts about people who post mushy-touchy-feel good crap to other members. same goes for kissing in public.

get a room for make the beast with two backss sake!

damn!

i was the last one to ban myself.....

anyway, i am going to ban my self for a while for being inconsiderate, and teasing, and other stuff too.

Self banning is over rated.

i'm going to ban nate for posting in the ban yourself thread and not banning himself

Sooooooo....


You get banned for banning someone else in the ban yourself thread, and not then banning yourself.   ;D

I ban myself, just for conformity, for long enough to get another coffee.

uh.......you forgot to ban yourself dude.

and with that, i will now ban myself until after beer-30 (east coast time)

I'm banning myself for what I said in the Kiss me I'm Irish thread. Doh.

than I'm glad I didn't quote it and make a wee little leprechaun joke.

 [laugh] [laugh] [clap] [laugh]

We are now both banned until the next reply in any thread [thumbsup]

Stay!

well, here i am again.

it never ceases to amaze me how insensitive some people can be on the internet >:(

i am going to ban myself for the day before i take this mood out on some undeserving soul.

I was bad

Goes to perspective.

My perspective is good.

what did i miss?  ??? [evil] ???

naked coffee dude post, I think.

eww.

Wow, this thread hasn't seen much action for a while. Banning myself the whole weekend for inadvertently fueling the flames of biggotry with my whitty banter. Have a great weekend!

I'll be banning myself starting Saturday night for a week.


Costa Rica here I come

Mother said I should Ban myself for bad jokes posted in the DMF jokes thread....


the thing is...nowhere did it say you had to ONLY tell good jokes!...

Like some people we know that are not with us, you interpret the rules as you see fit as long as it serves your purpose, so I interpret your lack of humor as a banning offense.

no, no I didn't

I simply let you make the decision yourself

you showed much better judgement here than with those awful jokes

 [puke]

I REALLY could have posted much much much worse ones...

I guess it all comes down to audience in the end...

that...and the application of booze!

bad bartender jokes offense sits me in the corner here apparently...

Posting off topic in the knife thread after yelling at Kopf....

It was worth it. ;D

You yelled at me first.

But yes, it was worth it.  :D

 [laugh] Enjoy your stay.  [thumbsup]

I'm here because I said what was on my mind.

The "Enjoy your stay" was from the last time you were here.  :D

Which thread?  Inquiring minds want to know.   :D

Nevermind.  Found it.  ;)

I probably should have just stayed here.   [laugh]

I'm actually relieved.

It feels good to speak up sometimes.

You guys would like me waaaay less if I did it all the time. ;D

Doubt it.  ;)

I'm giving myself a 30 minute ban for a "That's what she said" comment in the "Hungry?" thread

I'm so immature sometimes...









 [bacon]

I'm banning myself for the whole holiday weekend before I call people that ride like assholes assholes.

You don't need to ride to be an asshole.

Truer words were never spoken....

I'm here cuz, well...




I'm sure y'all can figure it out...  ;)







[bacon]

Dammit... broke my ban and now impose a more lengthy ban on myself for being a

"provocative troll" and an "Internet Cockroach"

do I have to be a "troll" or a "cockroach" to hang in here?

I guess both.

There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons

S'OK...[plenty of room...


we considered the group when we partitioned it off.

on my way...

Do you have any bacon?  I'd be okay with HoHos or chocolate chip cookies, also.




[bacon]

you'd have to take your hands out of the bag of chips long enough to eat the cookies.   You ok with that?

I've got two hands...  I can multi-task!  ;D




[bacon]

we're doing bacon wrapped scallops this evening with maple glaze...

and by all recent DIMBY accounts you are entitled to one of our Barco-Loungers as a VIP Guest

Excellent!  What's the attire? Black Tie or Semi-Casual?

[bacon]

I'm here for calling a troll a troll.

fireman1291 again?  [evil]

nope...

he's not a troll.

I won't say what I think, or I'll never be able to leave. ;D

Great...

Now I'm going to have to search every friggin' thread to find out?   >:(


 :D



[bacon]

i have faith in you  ;)

Wanna search for me?

You've got some time on your hands since you're sick in bed, right?  ;)

(just kidding)

Get better soon.    [wine]


[bacon]

Is it really that hard?

i know... really? sheesh...
note to self... and the rest of the dmf... tbj would not make a good p.i.  [laugh]

 [clap]

I think it took me a minute or less to find the post.

so...

the 'secret' is out? ;D

yep... the 313x500 pixel can of troll spray was a big help  ;)  [laugh]

I think this may have been a slight hint:

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3156/2581933821_723edbc915.jpg)

I don't think it's worked yet. :-\

that's 'cuz it's the generic brand  ;)

It is winter time, after all.

But it does seem that troll-ish activity has been higher than normal lately.  [bang]

Maybe it's a special breed.

More testy than trollish I think.

Cold weather has that effect.

FOUND IT!!!   :D







I'm very proud of myself...

 ;)




 [bacon]

SECRET SECRET SECRET Squirrel.

Better?

WTF?

Why must you give away the 'secrets'?

No... I just started lokinv through posts down gh ilists z.


:)



[bacon]

I think the secret is safe   [laugh]

Fixed  it. Now you!  ;D

 [thumbsup]


Done.

 [laugh]  [thumbsup]

There's a Bacon Squirrel link?!

I want a squirrel that brings me bacon!


 ;D





 [bacon]

Now wouldn't that be whimsical.  [thumbsup]

paging howie to the squirrel appreciation thread.

 [evil]

 [laugh]






Whimsical [bacon] Squirrel   ;D

Better than Whimsical Squirrel  [bacon]

If this doesn't go to perspective I don't know what does. ;)

Squirrel bacon?

I'd give that a go..!   :D




You might say I'd try it on a whim...  ;)


[bacon]

Just making it easy for Nate to find...

 [thumbsup]

What are friends for. :P

 [thumbsup]

T told me to come here.

 [laugh]

What did you do?

I was just being me.

Happens to the best of us.

I guess I was mean...

can't imagine such a thing

people have no sense of humor.

pretty much a correct general blanket statement

Couple hour self-ban for being generationally uninformed about euphemisms.

unnecessary...

not your fault you're young. ;D

Because you're a dik dik in love?

Don thin so Looocie...

does chocolate enhance the experience?

Dunno

Here. Just dissed jesus. and tim tebow.

What did Matador do?

a better question is what he has not done.

You're allowed to diss those two.  Just don't be dissin' me Broncos team.

 ;)

It's not nice to tease your elders...

Even if they did come ashore at Plymouth Rock...








 [bacon]

I am putting myself in time out here for this

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54300.msg1023495#new)

some people are just douchebags...

and some people just need killin...

Having a bad day? That time of the month?

I just get tired of some peoples dumb whiney crap sometimes and I just get a lil frustrated...pair that with the fact that I'd much rather be out riding than at work....but I just don't get much time to do that lately...

really?  :P

try to keep in mind that you don't need to attend every argument you feel you're invited to

the price of admission is usually free

but the cost of staying there can get emotionally/psychologically expensive

and the enjoyment factor usually ends up rivaling being trapped in a room

with Vacation Timeshare pressure sale-closers

good point! WEEEEELLLLLL taken...



was it that obvious in my response to him?

(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/i-dont-always-fart-in-public.jpg)

Hello

were you bad?

You tell me.

you weren't wrong. ;D

as long as no one goes on a rant about the way of the world it will all be good.

 [thumbsup]

Good morning...    :P




[bacon]

Ben, FWIW....I agree with the sentiment you conveyed even though I can't view the embedded video due to our webfilter at work here, but I can guess based on the title exactly what it is....


so here I sit too with you guys...

You don't belong here.

There is a reason I try to keep my ass mostly in the racing board.

just your ass?

I wish Whitney Houston would just make the beast with two backsing die already.

I thought the CAM section was a bit slow today, so this is where everyone is... [laugh]

My ass takes up at least half the space.

Welcome!!


 [thumbsup]


 ;D

See what you started...

And to think, someone told me I wasn't wrong.  

 :D

you still were not wrong...

you did, however, open a can of worms.

I'm holding you responsible mister... [laugh]

evening...

I'm still not fit to join the general populace yet... 




Oh, and happy VD everybody...



 [bacon]

Dude, keep your VD to yourself. 
  :-X

I was abbreviating Valentine's Day...   





What?!     ;)





 [bacon]

Moi?

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sTW-LXI6V-c/TvBbg4avYNI/AAAAAAAACvQ/T3rIdNH3y6g/s1600/can-of-worms.jpg)

 [evil]

I'm glad you enjoyed it

Actually, yes.  I am one who enjoys a spirited discussion, whether participating or sitting back and watching it unfold.  Regardless, I stand by the sentiment of the video clip that I posted. 

I don't disagree with your right to your opinions or enjoying a spirited discussion.  It gets petty when the 'spirited discussion' is really just being argumentative.

are you proud of being responsible for the thread being locked? 

WELL...the discussion trend on respect and crackheads and known and unknown and all that wasn't exactly his responsibility....and people should have taken a clue/cue from your posting on pulling the thread over with "cupcake" that I know you somewhat meant in jest, but I also know and saw that you were dosing in a bit of seriousness....

So... should I ban myself if I post yet another article about how great the 1199 is?

ONLY if something other than your ass is posting it in any section other than "Racing & Trackdays" ...LOL

 :P ;D ;) [cheeky] [thumbsup] [drink] [beer] [bacon]

I can't attest for the actions of my ass.

Zooom pretty much nailed it.  I didn't walk anyone down the aisle of conversation that got the thread locked, they did that all on their own accord.  Sure, I opened the door, but you can't blame me for other people walking through it.

That would be the baiting part.

I'm sorry.  I wasn't aware that you were able to delve into my mind and comprehend the intent behind my post.  

If I were trying to bait anything, I would have stuck around and tried to incite things.  Did you happen to notice me posting up anything inflammatory in that thread after the vid?  

I might have added some big juicy worms to the hook...   :-*








 [bacon]

When it comes to Baiting......yer a  Master!   ;D



To the Ban Yourself thread I go.......wait, Im already here.  The only place lower is TOSAT...... [evil]


......Ill get my coat......

Where are all you make the beast with two backsers gonna go when I lock this? ;D

It's hard to come up with any other reason for your post other than to incite. People die every day, and I think it's a safe assumption that every one of those deaths is important to someone.  You post a story about another death, completely unrelated the the thread, with the intent to diminish the importance of the death of one person by comparing it to the death of another that is possibly of more importance to you.  That's bullshit.  Turn the thing completely around.  Let's say you started a thread about the tragic (to you) death of a soldier, and someone else then posted up a clip about WH dieing as a comparison.  I think your stance would be a little different.

Fishing.  There are plenty of worms

Dan the minnow calling a worm a baiter. hmmmmm

 [cheeky]

Can't you all get along? [roll]

My name is Rodney King and I approve of this message.

 ;)

that sounds dull  ;D

IB4TL!

 [laugh] [clap]

to hell in a handbasket....


LMFAO....awesomeness!!!

I'm here 'cause I "went there"...




[bacon]

Where?

to hell in a handbasket?

it wasn't that bad...really...

Tool - Prison Sex [hq - fullscreen] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5sIXUbMgF0#)

I know the song but have never seen that vid. OK... that's disturbing on many fronts. Can't put a finger on it. Just disturbing... but interesting. In a disturbing kind of way. [laugh] Does this mean I'm banned? [popcorn] ;D

No.  You're just interestingly disturbed. 

Great video.

Of course, all Tool videos are.  [thumbsup]

Hello! 8)

Because posting the inflammatory, religiously political story of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is only the tip of the iceburg of my rage and intolerance , I will be taking up residency here for the next several weeks.

Will I be served bread and water while I am here?

turkey bacon and non-alcoholic beer is what you will have to live on

My rights to humane treatment do not apply here?

nope...

this place is the psychological equivalent of a Turkish Prison

you don't want to know what is used to make the taffy though

...and an insult to the Pez community.

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Banning self for posting a Yoko Ono track

eternal hell for me would be more than 30 seconds of Yoko "singing".....

accompanied by a "free jazz" quartet......

while trapped in a gallery showing nothing but Jackson Pollock's paintings.....

with my ex-wife at my side

I really think the Official Rules should be amended to include this transgression amongst the most serious of posting offences.

You sick, sick bastard RAT  [laugh].

indeed seal-clubbing footage would be preferable to her caterwauling ....not to mention the ugly reminder that Lennon was not immune from being

another jackwagon dude sacking his credibility

for some poozle that smelled right to him

I'll just sit her for a minute or few for the VEET review in the joke thread...

Banning myself for posting an overwhelmingly controversial political question.

I am a political prisoner of me and my big mouth.

make the beast with two backs the world, I'm inventing a plague this weekend

That won't get you banned.

If I keep getting myself riled up about selfish people I may.
I just wrote a bit nastier response to someone over on ADVrider than I would ever here.

Can I provide an address to send said plague to?

I soften up and foolishly regain hope for mankind well before I can ever start such a thing

That's a shame...

can't be a procrastinating super villain

Must have been a pm cause I just looked at your last posts there and saw nothing.

I edited some stuff down a bit. If you alter before someone looks at it, it doesn't show as edited. I was initially meaner to a guy from the land of potatoes.

Idaho or Maine?

Maine has potatoes? thought they just had pirates

Maine indeed has potatoes.

Just ask people in the county.

not so sure some of them speak English, at least not normal English  [cheeky]

Just don't ask for directions... ;)

I love giving directions, doubt they were helpful.  :D

never do, you see much better sights when you don't know where you are

Can I get the recipe?

Hello

After what I just read on another forum I should really ban myself.......  Before DP does  ;D

You should ban yourself for not providing us with the link!

Just dropping in here for trying to be helpful  :D

got my wife, got my bottle, got my kittens to pet. I'ma gonn'a stay here for awhile.

what'd you do?

I have an attitude that only a purring kitten on my tummy with a whiskey chaser can fix.

even that is only temporary.

I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.

Time marches on

I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.

make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...

you all can blow a dead goat.

Don't hold back Nate.  Tell us how you really feel?

If I had to ban myself for thinking this, I would have a permaban

Lurk.

For getting on Nate's last nerve.

Howdy.
Me for being silly.

My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.

Rules of being interrogated...


Deny, deny, deny.


 ;)

I have no recollection of that brief! 🤐

Been a while.

I thought it over and changed my mind.  The airplane won't take off.

It's almost been long enough to start that thread over. [laugh]

I still have a damaged screen due to an argument about that with NAKID...good times. ;D

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

stay on topic please

Apparently I haven't seen this thread since 2010....

you are with Dave.... that's punishment enough.

The new project bike should get me banned on a lot of other Ducati forums...   [evil]

Why?

Is it a Hardley?

Still (mostly) a Ducati...  Er, Monster too...

We still love you ;D Stuart.

ducati gocart?

(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4522/38269471041_160c26a369_z.jpg) (https://flic.kr/p/21iK3se) (https://flic.kr/p/21iK3se)

piss-poor fuel tank placement

Nah, just another chopped-the-hell-up Ducati Monster.

Dibs when you get bored with it.

This one is being built for me.  Selling won't be an option.

It should be a sticky, in the tech section.

Is there a build thread?  We need pics so we can say we saw it here first.  Glad to see you're building another bike. 

No build thread.  Yet.  Photos are being taken for when that time comes

I thought about posting something that isn't allowed on the board.

Plus, this thread needs a revival.

Did that something have to do with construction?

Edit:
Disregard the Q.   Forgot the rules of the thread.

You have to post it to be banned, even if you ban yourself [evil]

Almost revived this thread last week.... Wanted SOOOOO bad to post about a particular banned topic.

Shut down the internet and drank bourbon instead  [shot]

That's the spirit!

I'm unbanning myself, since I didn't really post anything.  [drink]

Who revived this?!

I was supposed to report here last night.

Didn't make it.

I'll be here all day.

I say "time served".

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10531.msg1434090#msg1434090 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=10531.msg1434090#msg1434090)

About a week should do it.

It's the thought that counts...half hour should do it. ;D

 [thumbsup] [beer] [beer]

 



      Banning Myself for Thread Hogging.....

I'm banning myself for starting a thread without political intent, and then taking it there myself...  [bang]

I think 24 hours is appropriate.

Bumping this up so I don't have to search for it later. 

 [thumbsup] [thumbsup]   [beer]

Planning to unload after a late Saturday night bing?
 ;D

I think 24 hours will be sufficient...

Here for however long Nate says.

I'm here for just thinking it. ;D

I’d just like to see a baseball game where the team in the lead just walks off in like the 8th inning and claims they won...  Football over in the 3rd quarter, just cuz...

I’m not entirely shocked but c’mon people...

Self imposed 24 hours I guess.

Here I am :(

[clap]

Thx Ung.  Today was good.  Sensible voters prevailed in Wisconsin & Michigan (my home state) and that now leaves us within a stones through of righting the ship.  However, given the skullduggery of the other side, it’s not a given.

See you tmrw.  Another self imposed 24 hours...

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/b23b50fa9f9e447b70f30a197846608e/tenor.gif?itemid=3485243)

Thank you!

It's sunny and 60 hear in Southern Maine. When that happens in November, I always start looking over my shoulder, because something bad is surely just over the horizon...

 :-\ :-\

Such sad behavior. Is this what Rome looked like as the as the Visigoths sacked the place? [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown] [thumbsdown]

I'll take 2 weeks

Hoping that I'll not come to this thread again, ever.

Guess I'll hang out here for a while. 

I have no regrets.

Because of the joke?  I enjoyed it.

He made a joke?

Linky...

https://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=371.msg1457545#msg1457545

Nor should you!

Thanks.

That isn't ban yourself material.

eta...Brother RAT taught you well! ;D

Afternoon Ducatters.

What did you do?