Gas Station Attendants

[Mother]

F-ing Christ!!! it's a 1/4 turn cap and then it clicks when it is tight, you don't have to spin it 5 full make the beast with two backsing rotations listening to the pretty click!

[Grampa]

man.... if click were tips

[NAKID]

What are gas station attendants?

[vwboomer]

Round these parts, our Guvmint thinks we're smart enough to pump our own gas 

[cyrus buelton]

Do you have to tip them?

[the_Journeyman]

Gas station attendants?  We don't have those.

JM

[TiNi]

What are gas station attendants?

lol....

when i first moved to CT,
i sat waiting at the pump for the attendant...
he never came.

[Triple J]

Do you have to tip them?

I don't when I drive thru OR.

OR speed limits are ridiculously low as well.

[jdubbs32584]

Do you have to tip them?

Nope. You just have to double check your receipt to make sure they put in the grade you wanted and didn't overcharge you. Tweakers.

[herm]

make the beast with two backsin state welfare is what it is...
when i lived in oregon, i caught the idiots more than once going to put regular in my diesel truck, despite the fact that a said "fill it with diesel"...

finally found out that it was "legal" for me to pump my own diesel. wouldnt let them touch my truck after that.
actually got in an argument with a couple of attendants about it. went something like this...

him: hey, you cant do that
me: sure i can
him: no, its against the law, i could get in trouble
me: no, actually, if you read the law, is says i can pump my own diesel.
him: i never read that
me: oh....well you should.

meamwhile, other gas guy comes over...

other guy: hey, you cant do that.
me: (tired of this conversation) listen, i am a firefighter, EMT, Hazmat specialist, and a learned to drive in a state where we had to pump our own gas. what are your qualifications?
other guy: well, we are supposed to do it....
me: ok, whatever. next time. (never went back to that one)

[Oldfisti]

Nope. You just have to double check your receipt to make sure they put in the grade you wanted and didn't overcharge you. Tweakers.

You & Mom with the tweakers!   

[He Man]

I never knew there were such a thing until i drove to NJ.

The dude takes the pump out, and i thought he didnt want me to pump there, so i went to the other side. He did the same thing. and im like WTF? Turns out he was just asking me what octane i wanted.

[KnightofNi]

i hate not being able to pump my own gas.

my g/f is from NJ and hates having to do it herself. when she moved in wiht me in PA it took about 3 months for her to figure out how to do it. i hate having to wait 15 min to do something that i can do myself in 5 min.

that's another reason i dislike NJ.

i pulled up to the pump on my bike and the attendant wouldn't get out of my way so i could fill up. finally i just said "i'm from pennsylvania, we know how to use a gas pump." and then took the nozzle out of his hand as he was reaching towards the tank.

[Grampa]

I pump my own...and then I lanesplit away

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [moto]

[rgramjet]

I pump my own...and then I lanesplit away

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [moto]

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