The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 03, 2012, 07:03:38 AM
You're spoiling my pitch
pitch doesn't taste good and sticks to my fork
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Monsterlover

You're supposed to use a stick not a fork.

Think fondue
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 03, 2012, 07:18:32 AM
You're supposed to use a stick not a fork.

Think fondue
a pitch stick doesn't sound right
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Monsterlover

Doesn't sound menacing enough I suppose
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

Now a pitch spork...that is in a class by itself
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Monsterlover

Id say.

Strikes fear in the hearts of salad bars
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 03, 2012, 09:01:13 AM
Id say.

Strikes fear in the hearts of salad bars
I googled salad devil to see if there were any funny pictures.
this is one of the one's that popped up, I'll just put a link to it. You'll see why   [laugh]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/-aRolzLVKL68/Thz98-sKWuI/AAAAAAAAEHw/AY1I4c5z1mA/Devils%252520balls_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg
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Monsterlover

That's hilarious

Why wouldn't you post that?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 03, 2012, 09:17:58 AM
That's hilarious

Why wouldn't you post that?
idk, seems like one of those things Nate might scold me for depending on the mood

mainly because I can see it generating discussion about its topic and going down a bad path
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Monsterlover

But it implies Easter eggs are Satan's testicles

I never would have come up with that correlation ;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 03, 2012, 09:32:35 AM
But it implies Easter eggs are Satan's testicles

I never would have come up with that correlation ;D
and rabbits are the carriers
it all makes sense now  [cheeky]
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Monsterlover

;D. Gotta run

Go should that ktm some love
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

Quote from: Monsterlover on June 03, 2012, 09:48:08 AM
;D. Gotta run

Go should that ktm some love
just put the $90 new thermostat and housing on mine. It was nice to see that it now opens well below boiling point now.
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I'm having problems with my phone again.  My contract ends next week, I'm really considering dropping Verizon and going to Straight Talk.  Any input?

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