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« Reply #109725 on: June 03, 2012, 06:07:19 AM »

Cheesy
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« Reply #109726 on: June 03, 2012, 06:09:34 AM »

You're spoiling my pitch
pitch doesn't taste good and sticks to my fork
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« Reply #109727 on: June 03, 2012, 06:18:32 AM »

You're supposed to use a stick not a fork.

Think fondue
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« Reply #109728 on: June 03, 2012, 07:41:04 AM »

You're supposed to use a stick not a fork.

Think fondue
a pitch stick doesn't sound right
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« Reply #109729 on: June 03, 2012, 07:54:59 AM »

Doesn't sound menacing enough I suppose
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« Reply #109730 on: June 03, 2012, 07:57:12 AM »

Now a pitch spork...that is in a class by itself
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« Reply #109731 on: June 03, 2012, 08:01:13 AM »

Id say.

Strikes fear in the hearts of salad bars
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« Reply #109732 on: June 03, 2012, 08:10:40 AM »

Id say.

Strikes fear in the hearts of salad bars
I googled salad devil to see if there were any funny pictures.
this is one of the one's that popped up, I'll just put a link to it. You'll see why   laughingdp

http://lh6.ggpht.com/-aRolzLVKL68/Thz98-sKWuI/AAAAAAAAEHw/AY1I4c5z1mA/Devils%252520balls_thumb%25255B2%25255D.jpg
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« Reply #109733 on: June 03, 2012, 08:17:58 AM »

That's hilarious

Why wouldn't you post that?
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« Reply #109734 on: June 03, 2012, 08:30:11 AM »

That's hilarious

Why wouldn't you post that?
idk, seems like one of those things Nate might scold me for depending on the mood

mainly because I can see it generating discussion about its topic and going down a bad path
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« Reply #109735 on: June 03, 2012, 08:32:35 AM »

But it implies Easter eggs are Satan's testicles

I never would have come up with that correlation Grin
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« Reply #109736 on: June 03, 2012, 08:37:47 AM »

But it implies Easter eggs are Satan's testicles

I never would have come up with that correlation Grin
and rabbits are the carriers
it all makes sense now  cheeky
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« Reply #109737 on: June 03, 2012, 08:48:08 AM »

Grin. Gotta run

Go should that ktm some love
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« Reply #109738 on: June 03, 2012, 08:50:30 AM »

Grin. Gotta run

Go should that ktm some love
just put the $90 new thermostat and housing on mine. It was nice to see that it now opens well below boiling point now.
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« Reply #109739 on: June 03, 2012, 08:57:18 AM »

I'm having problems with my phone again.  My contract ends next week, I'm really considering dropping Verizon and going to Straight Talk.  Any input?

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