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Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread (Read 7482703 times)
KnightofNi
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 15, 2012, 07:04:28 AM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 15, 2012, 06:51:37 AM
OK . . .
not
balls?
no. i shall not go chasing after ryan's balls.
other balls, yes. and some i even try my best to get my face/head on them.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2012, 07:04:28 AM
no. i shall not go chasing after ryan's balls.
other balls, yes. and some i even try my best to get my
face/head on them
.
silicone ones?
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Carlos
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Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 15, 2012, 07:05:53 AM
silicone ones?
silicone balls?....is that a new implant I haven't heard of yet?
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2012, 07:04:28 AM
no. i shall not go chasing after ryan's balls.
That's comforting to know....
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Apparently, the helpdesk manager gets offended when you mention in a group email to his bosses that you don't trust his techs not to screw things up.
Then when he demands an explanation and you come back with descriptions of techs arbitrarily deleting registry entries and deleting whole folders of systems files...
Not giving a shit has freed me on a high level.
They have also been scrambling around to find someone to replace me since my only backup's last day is today.
Way to plan for contingencies you make the beast with two backstards.
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June 15, 2012, 08:26:02 AM »
Quote from: ZILBERT on June 15, 2012, 07:58:28 AM
Apparently, the helpdesk manager gets offended when you mention in a group email to his bosses that you don't trust his techs not to screw things up.
Then when he demands an explanation and you come back with descriptions of techs arbitrarily deleting registry entries and deleting whole folders of systems files...
Not giving a shit has freed me on a high level.
They have also been scrambling around to find someone to replace me since my only backup's last day is today.
Way to plan for contingencies you make the beast with two backstards.
kinda like sitting in a dingy by yourself watching from afar the flaming ship go down to the briney deep with a wistful tear and a moment of glee in your eye....
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 15, 2012, 10:03:21 AM »
The discussion became a phone discussion between my micromanager and the helpdesk manager. He hung up when I said that I should call him Yogi since he is in charge but completely inept.
The best thing they can do for me now is fire me. At least then I would have 2 full weeks off between jobs.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: ZILBERT on June 15, 2012, 10:03:21 AM
...should call him Yogi since he is in charge but completely inept.
The best thing they can do for me now is fire me. At least then I would have 2 full weeks off between jobs.
Why not Homer? . . .
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 15, 2012, 10:57:26 AM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 15, 2012, 10:08:15 AM
Why not Homer? . . .
yogi was booboo's leader. Homer is just an idiot who has to push a button
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 15, 2012, 11:38:11 AM »
sounds like he is more Wile E Coyote and looking for the ACME backasswards solution...
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 15, 2012, 12:10:19 PM »
Quote from: zooom on June 15, 2012, 11:38:11 AM
sounds like he is more Wile E Coyote and looking for the ACME backasswards solution...
who's wile e coyote? . . .
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
KnightofNi
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 15, 2012, 01:27:24 PM »
This is getting really old. you get pissed hwen i'm 5 min late, but haveno issues wiht me staying an hour afterwards because you sat on something for 3 make the beast with two backsing days.
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 15, 2012, 12:10:19 PM
who's wile e coyote? . . .
This guy
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 15, 2012, 01:35:47 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2012, 01:27:24 PM
This is getting really old. you get pissed hwen i'm 5 min late, but haveno issues wiht me staying an hour afterwards because you sat on something for 3 make the beast with two backsing days.
This guy
actually what I meant was "who you calling wile e coyote?" . . . seems I was a bit sleepy after lunch . .
Afternoon btw . . .
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2012, 10:57:26 AM
yogi was booboo's leader. Homer is just an idiot who has to push a button
Hey, that's what we do!
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 15, 2012, 03:20:40 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 15, 2012, 01:27:24 PM
This is getting really old. you get pissed hwen i'm 5 min late, but haveno issues wiht me staying an hour afterwards because you sat on something for 3 make the beast with two backsing days.
this sounds just like my employer
yay friday!!!!
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