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« Reply #110445 on: June 16, 2012, 02:13:33 PM »
round pupils = not venomous

Remember the old saying "If the pupils aren't round, put it down"

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« Reply #110446 on: June 16, 2012, 02:59:36 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 16, 2012, 02:13:33 PM
round pupils = not venomous

Remember the old saying "If the pupils aren't round, put it down"

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Saw about 12" of behind the tail not the head . . .

So if I understand correctly . . .oval eyes ... chopped into bite size pieces . . .round eyes .  .  . pick it up and throw it far away?
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« Reply #110447 on: June 16, 2012, 05:54:56 PM »
Round pupils = you get to live.
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« Reply #110448 on: June 16, 2012, 09:02:20 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 16, 2012, 05:54:56 PM
Round pupils = you get to live.
^^  Shite.

Eastern Brown Snake (potentially lethal)


Australian Inland Taipan (world's most deadly snake)

If bitten administer first aid immediately and seek urgent medical attention. Then pray for your life because if you have a large dose of Inland Taipan venom and you’re more than 100km away from help, you’re probably going to die. 

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« Reply #110449 on: June 16, 2012, 09:10:49 PM »
I never said I was a snake scientist Grin
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« Reply #110450 on: June 17, 2012, 03:12:11 AM »
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« Reply #110451 on: June 17, 2012, 03:21:26 AM »
Morning

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« Reply #110452 on: June 17, 2012, 05:29:06 AM »
Morning, . . . coffee

Happy father's day to DMF fathers . . .! ! !

Thanks for snake advice . . . but I haven't seen it's face the sob is still under washer . . . as said it was brown with criss-crossing 'goldish/yellow' pattern and some other color I didn't distinguished . . . the only thing I am most affraid in this world than loosing a limb are snakes so ...i follow the motto 'run Carlos run' . . .

See ya around . . .gonna cook me some breakfast
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #110453 on: June 17, 2012, 02:44:19 PM »
Quote from: The Architect on June 17, 2012, 03:12:11 AM
Happy Father's Day!
it is?  I get to wait until October for that one.

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 17, 2012, 05:29:06 AM
Thanks for snake advice . . . but I haven't seen it's face the sob is still under washer . . . as said it was brown with criss-crossing 'goldish/yellow' pattern and some other color I didn't distinguished . . . the only thing I am most affraid in this world than loosing a limb are snakes so ...i follow the motto 'run Carlos run' . . .
See..... the only problem in dealing with Killer Snake Incursion like this is that.....  right now you actually know where it is.....  but next time you look under the washing machine and find it gone.................  Undecided   

Could turn up anywhere.... under the toilet seat....  inside your gumboot...  no way of knowing  Undecided
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« Reply #110454 on: June 17, 2012, 02:51:07 PM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 17, 2012, 02:44:19 PM
it is?  I get to wait until October for that one.

well double wishes then . . .

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See..... the only problem in dealing with Killer Snake Incursion like this is that.....  right now you actually know where it is.....  but next time you look under the washing machine and find it gone.................  Undecided   

Could turn up anywhere.... under the toilet seat....  inside your gumboot...  no way of knowing  Undecided





Gardener came and hunt it down . . was about 50cm long and as described, locally goes by the name of "Equis" or X due to the pattern . . . Have to fumigate whole garden and haul ass for at least two full days with both dogs and cat . . .

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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #110455 on: June 17, 2012, 03:05:52 PM »
Equis huh?

"However, the pit viper species responsible for most of Panama's snakebites --- the fer-de-lance (equis) --- have hemotoxic or proteolytic venoms, relatively slow-acting poisons that dissolve tissues like blood, skin and muscle. While the risk of death may be relatively low, the possibility of tissue damage that can lead to the amputation of a foot is much higher".

Looks like ML was right after all, you'd.... live  Wink.
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« Reply #110456 on: June 17, 2012, 03:29:22 PM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 17, 2012, 03:05:52 PM
Equis huh?

"However, the pit viper species responsible for most of Panama's snakebites --- the fer-de-lance (equis) --- have hemotoxic or proteolytic venoms, relatively slow-acting poisons that dissolve tissues like blood, skin and muscle. While the risk of death may be relatively low, the possibility of tissue damage that can lead to the amputation of a foot is much higher".

Looks like ML was right after all, you'd.... live  Wink.

but then, how would I ride . . . Undecided
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #110457 on: June 17, 2012, 03:55:59 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 17, 2012, 03:29:22 PM
but then, how would I ride . . . Undecided
Depends which foot! Mick Doohan used a thumb operated rear brake because due to an accident in 92 he was unable to use the normal foot operated rear brake.

Apparently!
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« Reply #110458 on: June 17, 2012, 04:03:27 PM »
Quote from: Scoober1103 on June 17, 2012, 03:55:59 PM
Depends which foot! Mick Doohan used a thumb operated rear brake because due to an accident in 92 he was unable to use the normal foot operated rear brake.

Apparently!

Rear brake? what's that? I need my feet so that when I come to a stop, I can plant them both on the ground . . not all the city is flat here ya know . ..
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
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« Reply #110459 on: June 17, 2012, 04:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 17, 2012, 04:03:27 PM
Rear brake? what's that?
I know what you mean, I can't find mine even if I wanted to use it! Grin

There are some pretty amazing prosthetics kicking around..........wait.....kicking.......sorry, my bad! Wink
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