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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 19, 2012, 12:25:26 PM »
I was actually kidding...
my wife is the same way.
If she gets below 6 rolls it's a crisis.
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Yea, that keeps me from getting "Did you use the last roll and not replace it!?!?" from my wife!
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Wife: "Grab me a package of TP from the garage."
Me: "For which bathroom?"
Wife: "Good point...better get 2...one for each."
Me: "Uh...both bathrooms have like 8 rolls in them..."
Wife: "Whew...good thing I had you grab some...we were almost out."
Me:
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I figure if there's a roll of paper towels around it's all good.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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June 19, 2012, 01:55:25 PM »
Quote from: ZILBERT on June 19, 2012, 12:44:13 PM
Wife: "Grab me a package of TP from the garage."
Me: "For which bathroom?"
Wife: "Good point...better get 2...one for each."
Me: "Uh...both bathrooms have like 8 rolls in them..."
Wife: "Whew...good thing I had you grab some...we were almost out."
Me:
Gonna have to talk to IT dept about inventory control . . .we are only 2 here and each bathroom has at least 4 rolls . . .
afternoon btw . ..
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EverNing.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Bick on June 19, 2012, 04:35:10 PM
EverNing.
Regardless of the fires you think you are putting out at work, someone, somewhere, is really feeling the heat...
(High Park Fire, from COARNG Press Office)
Are you no longer training in Kansass?
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Quote from: ducpainter on June 19, 2012, 04:36:14 PM
Are you no longer training in Kansass?
I have been pulled out of school temporarily.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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June 19, 2012, 04:42:28 PM »
Another milestone was reached...
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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June 19, 2012, 04:42:55 PM »
I know someone who trained her dog to go get rolls of TP and bring them to the bathroom! Great for when you run out mid visit
Taking the day off tomorrow! I hope to sleep in past 0600. Toes crossed.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 19, 2012, 04:45:12 PM »
Quote from: Bick on June 19, 2012, 04:42:28 PM
Another milestone was reached...
50K....
really?
Quote from: Bick on June 19, 2012, 04:40:07 PM
I have been pulled out of school temporarily.
It's OK...
really.
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on June 19, 2012, 04:42:55 PM
I know someone who trained her dog to go get rolls of TP and bring them to the bathroom! Great for when you run out mid visit
Taking the day off tomorrow! I hope to sleep in past 0600. Toes crossed.
I'll put money on you not doing it...
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 19, 2012, 04:47:21 PM »
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on June 19, 2012, 04:42:55 PM
Taking the day off tomorrow! I hope to sleep in past 0600. Toes crossed.
Does this mean you are gainfully employed?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 19, 2012, 04:50:52 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on June 19, 2012, 04:45:12 PM
It's OK...
I am very glad to have the break, and be out in the real world.
It just makes it very difficult to make up what I am missing, and will result in even more time in Leavenworth.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 19, 2012, 04:51:51 PM »
Quote from: Bick on June 19, 2012, 04:47:21 PM
Does this mean you are gainfully employed?
what other reason is there to get out of bed?
Quote from: Bick on June 19, 2012, 04:50:52 PM
I am very glad to have the break, and be out in the real world.
It just makes it very difficult to make up what I am missing, and will result in even more time in Leavenworth.
Kinda like the reverse atta boy?
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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June 19, 2012, 04:52:01 PM »
Quote from: Bick on June 19, 2012, 04:47:21 PM
Does this mean you are gainfully employed?
Yes, and I get up at 0530 every morning. I wake up at that time even if I can sleep in
I am at the Evergreen Safety Council.
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