The Official "Say Anything" Thread

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ungeheuer

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ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Oldfisti

Quote from: ducpainter on January 26, 2014, 05:08:38 AM
Will you be named this evening?


I thought he was named "Ungeheuer the AustrALIEN"   ???



;D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



ungeheuer

I already have many names.  

Most of them appropriate, almost all of 'em unrepeatable here  [evil]   8)

Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


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DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ungeheuer

Morning Carlos.  You and I have been like Japanese sewerage workers around here lately!

How's things?

Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


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DarkMonster620

lots of work trying to get teh shop back online, started working on our "come meet our service" campaing on Friday and been appnmts were not spaced good enough . ..  the "secretary" doesn't understand that you cannot put 2 sbk within 1hr . . . I will post some pics, if I find them of some of the customers . .

some of the bikes diagnosed and quoted parts/service have been:

1198SP > flush fluids, brake, clutch & coolant
848 > electrical, voltage regulator quit + leaking coolant
MTS1200S > weird noise[was low on cheap oil, owner was using castrol 20w50gtx car oil!!!], flush brake&clutch fluids[they looked like grey earl tea]
MTS1200S > owner has issues with exhaust valve, will purchase to have re-isntalled but also wants to have the Termi full system installed
M696 > electrical, kills battery within 48hrs
M696 > diagnose and quote Desmo Service
M900 '02 > rough idle condition, quoted Desmo Service, bike has 21 000kms and never has have had valves serviced or belts replaced :o !!!

for tomorrow, got a few of the XX9 sbk and a few more Monsters and 2 MTS, one 1100S and one 620 . . .

so yes, I am a little tired of putting in 10 hrs days between re-remodeling and going back and forth to the showroom to explain to customers of why my MTS1200S would be a better choice than a Tiger or a GS1200 . ..  or even a Tenere . . . or why the Diavel is a better bike than a  HD VRod . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ungeheuer

Yeah I hear you.  Its difficult. 

Coz the MTS1200 isnt a better choice than a Tiger or a GS1200 . ..  or even a (Super)Tenere  ;D

Diavel is far superior to a Hardly Ablesome though (but that's not exactly high praise).

Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


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DarkMonster620

but but but, I have to say those are betta choices  . . . ;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ungeheuer

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on January 26, 2014, 06:35:29 AM
but but but, I have to say those are betta choices  . . . ;D
Life.  Its full of compromises  ;)

And its time I wasnt.

Have a Sunday  [thumbsup]
Ducati 1100S Monster Ducati 1260S Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


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DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

red baron

Well. got some chores to do and see if I can slip out to the canyons again today. [Dolph] It's a bit cool right now, but the clouds are gone and it should warm up quickly. 8)

My newly lined tank will be installed next week, hopefully never have to live with a blistered, bulging, paint cracking tank again.

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

LMT

We are fogged in here. Woke up to temps in the mid 30's too. Rain is forecasted for Tuesday.

Going out to coffee at 0930. I will have had 3 mugs full at home by then! If I get all jumpy and twitchy, it's the caffeine, not me  [laugh]


the_Journeyman

We're having a heatwave today!  Supposed to get to almost 40ºF today!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.