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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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MendoDave

#186360
September 28, 2016, 06:24:03 AM
Today is Garbage day. The Green bins are out on the street waiting for the big steely hug from waste management. If you listen real hard you can hear the recyle ♻️ bin say "wheee" when it goes upside down and loses its contents. Its a younger bin than the Garbage bin. The Garbage bin just sighs in relief after its been emptied.

MendoDave

#186361
September 28, 2016, 02:25:51 PM
Snow level down to 5,500 feet this Sunday

Popeye the Sailor

#186362
September 28, 2016, 02:31:06 PM
Sick as a dog.

Nice timing, that.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DarkMonster620

#186363
September 28, 2016, 03:09:08 PM
Hello . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

#186365
September 28, 2016, 05:32:14 PM
Kids are diseased bags of germs.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#186366
September 28, 2016, 06:27:25 PM
Quote from: Satellite smithy on September 28, 2016, 05:32:14 PM
Kids are diseased bags of germs.
I've heard that.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DarkMonster620

#186367
September 28, 2016, 06:31:31 PM
no kids here . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Popeye the Sailor

#186368
September 28, 2016, 06:48:03 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on September 28, 2016, 06:27:25 PM
I've heard that.

Buyer removed all contingencies from this house.

They were waffling on the well sometime back....I sent them this comment.....


The well is broken because it won't pass the test.

Still has water in it...

and if you don't mind not watering the grass...

or filling the pool...

it seems to sustain a family of 4 ish.

I don't see the issue."


So...I think it's your fault.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#186369
September 28, 2016, 07:14:23 PM
Hmmmm...that rings a bell. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducpainter

#186370
September 29, 2016, 03:13:51 AM
tap....tap...tap...is this thing on?

morning.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Howie

#186371
September 29, 2016, 04:22:03 AM
Good morning  [coffee]

LMT

#186372
September 29, 2016, 05:11:20 AM
 [coffee] [coffee] [coffee]

the_Journeyman

#186373
September 29, 2016, 06:25:40 AM
Morning.  Horrible stomach bug yesterday, but I can finally keep food down today.  It's the second time this particular bug has came home with the boy from daycare.

Not sure if this should go here or in gun stuff - Glock fishing for Lionfish.
http://wfla.com/2016/09/26/video-bradenton-man-trying-to-solve-lionfish-overpopulation-problem-with-glock-fishing/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

DarkMonster620

#186374
September 29, 2016, 08:40:52 AM
Hello . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AMDucati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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