The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[the_Journeyman]

But honestly, I can imagine going to some local biker bar and walking up to some leather clad hottie and asking her "Are you a COW?"

Might leave your helmet on too if you're going to try that...

JM

[Duc L'Smart]

Aaaahhhhh, second cup o' coffee... 

Good Morning 

[the_Journeyman]

I could use a cup or two...  The PTO supplied sausage biscuits & jelly biscuits this morning, but no coffee.  Can't complain too much the biscuits were excellent!

JM

[slowpoke13]

Might leave your helmet on too if you're going to try that...

JM

And the bike running.

[KnightofNi]

so it was decided last night that my co-worker's nickname is now "porn star"

one of the questions that was posed to me is "how the hell did she make it this far in life?" 

my response was "she has to put out..."
that combined with her askign me if she wore too much make-up (the answer is yes) and her tendency to flirt for no reason led someoen to suggest she join the porn industry.

today the people that sit across the walls in adjoining cubes have been informed of this development and agreed with the assesment.


i'm an asshole 
then again iw as an asshole when she asked me a question and i gave her my honest answer.

[the_Journeyman]

Almost lunch time!   

I'm taking the gallon of slime & a plug kit on my trip 

JM

[DesmoDiva]

As long as IZ isn't going with you, you should need neither.   

Got my new cell phone today.  The new LG enV2 in maroon.  Looks f*ing sweet.  Has a huge interior screen.  Good thing I got a text package.  I could write novels with the keyboard. 

[Fresh Pants]

 

Poor IZ.

[DesmoDiva]

Hey Mr. Pants

How are you today??

[Fresh Pants]

I'm doing well. It's my GF's birthday today.
I bought her a bike (bikecycle), but still need to finish rebuilding it. 
It's an older 80's Peugeot (she's French, so she might get a kick out of it), for commuting and general tooling around.

You?

[Pip]

Good evening, everyone!

[the_Journeyman]

As long as IZ isn't going with you, you should need neither.   

My tires on the truck are 6-7 years old...  If IZ walks up to my truck they'll all four just explode...    That's what I'm bring the slime four.  Just in case the plug/patch job from the last screw removal didn't seal completely ~

JM

[DesmoDiva]

Hi Pip.

I'm doing well. Went and road some bicycles yesterday.  B is getting me one for graduation. 
Had a good workout at the gym this am.
Hopefully go for a ride this afternoon cause it is suppose to rain all weekend. 

[Fresh Pants]

Hi Pip.

I'm doing well. Went and road some bicycles yesterday.  B is getting me one for graduation. 
Had a good workout at the gym this am.
Hopefully go for a ride this afternoon cause it is suppose to rain all weekend. 

Riding in the rain can be fun... Rim brakes don't work so well though ~ squuuueaaaaaal...

[DesmoDiva]

Riding in the rain can be fun... Rim brakes don't work so well though ~ squuuueaaaaaal...

I'm going to ride my Monster this afternoon.  Still don't have a bicycle yet.  Have to wait for the correct frame size to come in. 

I like to go for a run in the rain.  Playing soccer in the rain is lots of fun too.